Candy Spelling's New Wallpaper
Yup, you better believe one of Candy Spelling's powder rooms is going to be wallpapered from top to bottom with this mess. Shit, Candy probably had something to do with it.
In this week's Star Magazine, they go inside (Why are we always going inside?!) Tori Spelling's gutter of a marriage to Dean McDermott. One of Dean's dear friends, Michael Olifiers, says that he's only with Tori for the money and fame. Michael, who probably won't be getting a Hanukkah/Christmas basket from Tori this year, said, "There is no question Dean is with Tori for the money and the fame. Dean's always been desperate to become famous. He craved being in the spotlight and Tori's his ticket to that life."
Tori and Dean met on the set of some Lifetime movie when they were both married to other hos. Michael said that Dean's first words about Tori weren't exactly filled with hearts and rainbows. Apparently, the night before he had to kiss her in a scene, Dean told Michael, "I can't believe I have to kiss her. She looks like a horse!"
Michael said that after meeting Tori, Dean quit his wife and leeched on to Tori's vagina in order to get famous. When they were about to get married, Dean convinced Tori to not make him sign a prenup, because he thought she would inherit millions after her father passed away. But Michael said that when Dean found out Aaron Spelling didn't leave her a fortune, "he was livid."
Michael said that Tori and Dean are only together, because they make a living from their reality show, "They do everything and anything to make money from their fame."
Okay, who doesn't do everything and anything to make money? Just ask the welts on my butt cheeks (It's a long sordid dark story that I don't want to get into).
And does Michael not believe that true love can exist between a homewrecking gold-digging creepmeister and a homewrecking mare? Has Michael never seen My Friend Flicka? Netflix it, you dumb fuck.
Tori is already shitting on this story! Last night, Tori's publicist, Mr. Twitter, released this clear and concise statement: "Dean&I read STAR 2gthr&were grossed out@uncreative lies but made us appreciateR life&love more&made us sad4those tht spread lies.Bad Mo Jo!"
Yeah, I have no idea what she wrote either. I know it must be hard to type with hooves, but Tori could've let Dean do the Twittering.
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The war isn't working.
Didn't Dean get this huge tattoo of Tori on his arm? People are crazy.
Dean is so creepy looking- he just looks like a total perv to me- I think its his small eyes. LOL @ Tori looking like a pug! BANG ON!
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Submitted by vivienne on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 3:23pm.
Yeah, I hear what you are saying. When you are two degress passed pissed, just about anything can fly out of your mouth. But, if a bunch of mean, hateful disgusting words came out of their ex's mouth, then that argument could be used. But, in this case, Tori and Dean were the ones causing extreme emotional distress. I mean, Tori was the one sleeping with HER husband. So, what did Tori have to be mad about? Even when I am mad, I still try to be careful of what I say. Words hurt and you can't take back anything you say once it leaves your lips. I just don't think there is any excuse for what she said. She should have thought about other women before making those comments. That is something so many women struggle with everyday. I will probably just adopt but that is me.
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Ooo, I was about to comment about how nice they seemed on their reality show (my remote was broken and I couldn't change the channel, shut up) but then I saw what vivienne said and bump that! Ugly pug-faced bitch deserves what she gets then. hmph
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Poor Tori :(
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Submitted by vivienne on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 3:23pm.
I'm not defending Tori in anyway, but sometimes people say some ugly things just to draw blood under extreme emotional distress. I know that words are my weapon and I have said some truly ugly things in times of turmoil that I have later regreted. Maybe that was the case, if so I can understand that a little bit. If not that was a cunty thing to do.
And by the way Candy is a self absorbed cunt, people with mothers like deserve some little bit of happiness.
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Throw stones we all live in glass houses LOL
Remember what comes around goes around, Dean is the Canadian K-Fed, he screwed up his first wife and family he will do it again!!!!!!! Stay tuned
Tori makes me literally sick. But, not because of her relationship with Dean (which I couldn't care less about). It is the way she behaved after he dumped his wife for her. Apparently, his ex was barren which is why they resorted to adopting. Tori jokingly said, 'What is your womb broke?' Not to mention the comment she said about Dean wanting someone that was young and able to have kids. The most ridiculous comment to come out of this horse face bitch mouth was, 'A woman is a failure if she can't conceive.' Really, Tori? If I knew all I had to do was pop out babies to be successful, I could be saving thousands of dollars in student loans. Being someone that may not be able to conceive, I took personal offense to that comment. All of this was said to the media--directed at his ex. How somebody can make comments like these and have them go practically unnoticed is beyond me. Tori is a mega bitch and anything bad that happens to her is well deserved.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
I don't like how they first got together but I DO feel they love each other and feel they have pretty much proved it. Can't stomach Candy tho...
POOR TORI. Tori got fucked, first with that face and then with that husband but most of all with that lousy twat for a mother.
The hooves comment just made my day. So wrong yet so right.
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"POUND MY VAG INTO SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!" - Michael K.
Please leave Tori and Dean alone!
"I know it must be hard to type with hooves"....OMG, hilarious MK!!!!
I also forgot to say that while Tori may not be the most beautiful girl on the planet, I don't think she is as ugly as most people seem to think. And she does seem to be a very nice person. She always treats her fans nicely, from what I have seen.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
If Dean really thinks Tori is so ugly, then:
1) Why would he have her face tattooed on his body?
2) Why would he have children with her, knowing they could very well resemble her?
I think Dean's friend was just looking to make a quick buck.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Tori seems alright but Dean always gives me the golddigger vibe whenever I watch their show. I mean he's not mega rich but you know he's getting jobs because he's married to Tori. He wouldn't be on tv if it weren't for her and something tells me he pushed Oxygen to give him more screen time this past season. Because this season he was on a lot more (though thnakfully we didn't have to see much of him when he was filming that film in Canada).
Something just seems off about him. He doesn't do much on his own, he has no friends but looks awkward hanging around Tori's friends, like the Guncles even seem weird hanging around him. Something in the milk ain't clean.
"I am almost sure he is why she didn't inherit the money."
I think so too, Passionate. I think Candy and Aaron didn't approve of him, especially because he's the guy Tori cheated with while married to the husband they approved of. She kicked him to the curb right after that, and I'm sure he's still thankful for that to this day.
I heard Candy's also bitter because Tori was running around Toronto with this guy while Aaron was at home dying.
Is anyone really surprised that he's only in it for the money and fame? I smelled "golddigger" the minute they hooked up. The only people I pity here are their poor kids.
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I am almost sure he is why she didn't inherit the money. Their relationship is set up for phail from the beginning and she has always known it. Sad situation if you ask me.
They both give me the creeps.
I don't know if anyone else remembers this but back when she was on 90210 the Enquirer published a story that she was going out with this grocery bag clerk and I don't know what Aaron Spelling did but they had a huge, major apology in the front of the magazine right after. I have never seen them do that -- if they retract something, they bury it in the back in small print. It sort of made me fearful of just how powerful the Spelling family was.
You could tell he is a gold diggin ho. She valiadates loves for sex so sad.
Dear Tori,
How you got him is how you'll keep him. Goldigga fo lyfe!
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Husband Dean certainly aint no catch and at least Tori seems like she has a sense of humour...
I do love Candy though-shes obviously nuts....
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Come on now!!!! With those hideous titties!!! A while back I was totally bugging and wondering if his cock got hard for that because come on it's not going to be her face. Let's be serious is she really surprise that he doesn't want to touch her and it was all about her money. That's good for her dumb ass for leaving the first guy she married. Good for him get that money and break out already.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
It's Hedwig and Izak (sp?).
I can't help but feel bad for her. Maybe it's because they used a really nice picture of her on the cover. Dean always seemed a little too into being in love with Tori. Like his tattoo of her face? Really?
In any case, that looks like a good issue of Star.
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oops sorry double post...think i'm still drunk....
Dean always comes off as creepy....and his biggest role to date has been what "santa clause 3" or some bullshit....i completely get the goldigger vibe from him....
Dean always comes off as creepy....and his biggest role to date has been what "santa clause 3" or some bullshit....i completely get the goldigger vibe from him....
Submitted by justice on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:54am.
If that Wentz fellow doesn't possess the most uppercut friendly chin in the entire galaxy, I don't know who does.
LOL
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Stoney on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 10:06am
At Twitter you only get 140 characters including spacing to type whatever.
*Yes, I use Twitter and don't care, judge away.*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Only a complete asshole that resides under a rock and is illiterate and blind could not see this. The smug that is constantly on his mug says it all. Tori has no other assets other then a famous family tree. She is not attractive, not intelligent, not friendly and just plain selfish. Home wrecking hoes and their counterparts dont deserve to be happy. Real adults leave their marriage, get divorced then proceed with the next step. There is nothing more trashy then dating as your divorce is still be processed. And the fact that Tori felt the need to tell the world she fucked this disgusting asshole the first night they met while he was married just shows how much class she has.
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In it for the money!?!?!? WHAT FUCKING MONEY! Tori is BROKE!!! Daddy left her NADA!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAH!
What in the special needs high school dropout teenybopper text speak hell is going on with that twitter message!?
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Hard to write with hooves....you are bad, BAD.
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:43am.
I feel bad for their babies. They are helpless observers to this fuckery.
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It doesn't take a dumb @ss to figure out he's a money craving whore. Nothing surprises me anymore.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:40am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:36am.
She went to all that trouble then put a space in mojo. Horsey FAIL!
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Ha! At first I thought it read: Bad Mary Jo!
Now you got me thinkin'! Maybe she WAS referring to the ex mrs. You know me, I'm always reading spelling mistakes into shit.
I feel bad for their babies. They are helpless observers to this fuckery.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by AgentM on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:43am.
She's ugly but seems nice (red feather shennanigans aside!).
Troop Beverly Hills references totally make my day!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:36am.
She went to all that trouble then put a space in mojo. Horsey FAIL!
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Ha! At first I thought it read: Bad Mary Jo!
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
If Dean had written it he would have embedded a code...like
"*it's me*, Dean, &I read STAR and it's true I am grossed out by this uncreative lie of a marriage. It's true instead of kissing her I should have but on a bridle or some shit on this mare. I should have appreciateD my former life&love more&made me sad2 continue to spread lies.I was bad to Mary Jo I fucked it up!"
....ya know the horse will be HisTORI...That's okay she will eat clover then and be happy when it's out to pasture.....bad mo jo to you Le Hutt for stealing a man from another woman!
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I guess karma is alive and well.
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