Thursday, September 3rd 2009
Lisa Loeb Is Knocked Up!
I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Lisa Loeb still exists! AND she's going to have one of those baby things. The bad news is that now that "Stay" song will probably be the soundtrack in your head for the rest of the day. I don't know my father's birthdate, but I do know every lyric to this song. Anyyoucantalksoallthetimeso......
Lisa's manager (Yes, she still has one of those) confirmed that she's expecting a baby friend with her husband Roey Hershkovitz, "They're excited to welcome their first child this winter."
And there you go! I'm sure you'll forget about this monumental news in about 2 seconds, but I bet you will have THAT SONG violating your brains over and over again all day.
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xoxox
The war isn't working.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
she did SNL once and her live Do You Sleep song moved me , even when I see it in reruns . Madonna's Bad Girl on SNL was great , too .
I bet they're already over the moon!
CONGRATULATIONS Lisa!!! I've ALWAYS loved her and swear her concert I saw back in 1994 was the best concert I EVER saw! SO glad she's finally getting what she wanted and hope she's happy!
People on here don't know this song?!?!?!?! I...am...old...apparently
(in the pic)could she be any more needy?? congrats to both!
could therre be any more spam on this website??
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"White Chocolate: Or you can reach me on my new interent address - it's.. www.bitchbetterhavemymoney.com!"
The only thing I know Lisa Loeb from is her song that's a mnemonic to remember the "new" minor plants: My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Palace Elephants. Man, I'm a nerd.
I always liked Lisa Loeb, including "Stay", "Do you Sleep". And don't forget "I Do"! Anyhoots, I met her once at a farmer's market, and she was extremely affable and lovely. Congrats to her and her family!!!
Christ -talk about one hit wonder and this broad hads the most annoying face and persona -
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 10:34am.
i did, but didn't get the refrence so I moved on. I don't know my fathers birthday either.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 10:34am.
so no one else picked up on that comment about his daddy, huh?
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Where is it? I've reread the damn thread & still can't find it.
I have no memory of her music. I will try and keep it that way.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
And you say, I only hear what I want to
I don't listen hard, don't pay attention
To the distance that you're running
To anyone, anywhere
I don't understand if you really care
I'm only hearing negative, no no no, bad
((jumps off window))
Coma Caca!!
I lurve this website and just lurve everybody's comments, funny!
*waits for the honeymoon to be over*
so no one else picked up on that comment about his daddy, huh?
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
aww, congrats to them! I don't mind that song in my head, it's perky and keeps me going like coffee.
Love her, love the song, always have, always will. Hope the baby wears tiny little glasses, too.
jt
it's gotta be a slow news day if this shit is worth mentioning. oh, and did I say who gives a rats ass that she's knocked-up?
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:29am.
how do you pronoucne that dudes first name? i dont get it
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pretend youre scooby do trying to say joey :)
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Lisa Loopner
I always liked her song "Do You Sleep". Catchy tune. Anyway, congratulations to them both.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump."
Stayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy please go away. damn it!!
Coma Caca!!
Wow....maybe there's still hope for me....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
God I hate that song.
Damn it!!! Now I have that son in my head...it's going to be a long day....
Congrats to the couple. I guess I like her.
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Is this real life?
Wait, wait... What happened to this Zappa guy? They had a cooking show on FoodTV, right?
Yup, congrats from me, too, Stan.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:03am.
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Congrats, Stan!!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:48am.
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Hey! I didn't know you went to my high school!
ugh, i can't stand the Loeb. her one-hit-wonder is the worst ever.
i think its hilarious that she's stuck wearing those ugly glasses for the rest of her life because otherwise no one would recognize her!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:03am.
I cant hate, im happy for Lisa. Congrats to her and her man. I had my third child last week at 39. Yeah! Old bags like me can still birth!
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Congrats, Momma!
OT: I like her. She seems genuine.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Lisa Loeb is one of the good ones with the best one-hit wonder song ever. As long as she steers clear of any reality shows of her, her marriage, her baby, and any chance of her helping others achieve one hit wonder status...she will always be cool with me.
Lisa, you have been warned. ;)
I cant hate, im happy for Lisa. Congrats to her and her man. I had my third child last week at 39. Yeah! Old bags like me can still birth!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn
Wilson in Juno.
Update: Had my son Jayson Matthew on 8/27/2009
Congratulations to Lisa! Finally!
holy shit I wanna swallow his schmuck while he steals the change from my pocket, motherfucker.
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:56am.
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Hey, that's my bike!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Is that a Jewish name?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
ISMU,
Don't watch Reality Bites. I watched it recently & it gave me a case of the OLDS in a bad way.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Mother S
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QbK0nlon4A
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
*********************************I recommend you a great millionaire
dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It
is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do
it as soon as possible!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*********************************I recommend you a great millionaire
dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It
is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do
it as soon as possible!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
shut up bitches I liked that song! I still do
♪ You say, I only hear what I want to♪
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Raul you are one twisted fucker. Awesome.
MS, do NOT look her up. You will regret it.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Raul Duke ~ actually, she looks like a girl in elementary school that would eat glue-dipped boogers.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
*hisses*
You're a lucky woman, Mother Superior.
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Bottom-feeder.
*whispers*
I have never heard of Lisa Loeb....!