Friday, September 4th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 3rd!
After they finally let her out of the straight jacket, Mischa Barton inspected the marijuana plant she had secretly growing in her armpit. - IAmTPack
Runners-up:
Maybe its Gaybelline. - freebird
Sick of being confused as a girl, Celine Dion's son decides to accentuate his male attributes. - poon
No matter how hard Pregnant Dude tries to forget his past, the beauty queen inside of him always comes through. - Bunny Rabbit
(Thanks Ray)
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Congrats you funny effers! "Maybe it's Gaybelline" is brilliant, freebird!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats!!! So funny!!!!!!!
Congrats winners! very very funny
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Is this real life?
LOL IAmTPack, congrats also to freeeeebie♥♥♥, poon, and Bunny bringing the funny.
Man - if you guys would stop posting I might win another one! Congrats you funny beeshes!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Congrats all... I didn't even see this yesterday!!
Quite disgusting, imo.
We women do everything to minimize our underarm hair and here is this guy dolling it up! *gag*
Firing up another Bic lighter and chanting Freebird...this bird will never chaaaange...
Congrats to all the winners!
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Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,Shaves in the dark trying to save paper,Sleeps in a hole in the road,Saving up to buy some clothes,Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose, Such a mean old man..
aww man! i missed this one...
i would have said:
the real reason robert pattinson and kristin stewart aren't dating anymore: she wouldn't be outshined by his magical unicorn forest anymore and started her own.
Congrats to all the funny horz...
FreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeB!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Winner winner chicken diner to Freebird! And jiatao123, EAT A DICK!
You go freebird!!!! Simple, yet elegant.
Congrats IamTpack, Poon, and Bunny. Funny stuff!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Congrats IAmTPack, poon, Bunny Rabbit and regular CT placeholder freeeeeeeeebiiiiiiiiirdddd!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
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WooHoo freebird!♥ Congratulations IAmTPack, poon, and Bunny Rabbit, too!
Hey! I resemble this remark.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 3:18pm.
Now that blue eye shade is finally out of fashion, Deedee switches to ma-scary.
freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ♥♥♥♥
congrats to IAmTPack that was too funny!
good job to all the winners!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
WOOHOO! YAY!!! Congrats IAmTPack, poon & Bunny Rabbit!
In honor of today, I will not be shaving my pits. I'm still deciding on deodorant.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
Congrats and LMAO, IamTpack! FreeB♥♥, Hahaha! WTG, poon! LOL, Bunny Rabbit.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Congrats to the Winners! Funny stuff!
nobody told her that if she dyes her hair brown it doesn't mean that she has to match it with her armpits too.
Julia Roberts appeared at the opening of her new film "Dotting Nil" and was immediately fired by her publicists.
Jennifer Aniston tried to bleach her armpits when she forgot to shave...yikes.
♪ Another day ``` Another douche`bag collecting his DNA sample to prove he's the father of "Blanket Jackson"...
Side effects of Latisse that Brooke Shields doesn't tell you about...
"I'll try to find ya some and I'll bring 'em to ya!"
OMG. Period.
"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom
It's nice to see Fiona Apple still does her own hair and makeup.
Vadge still won't let Lourdes shave her pits.
And when I told her this was Brad's Pitt, Jennifer agreed to marry me.
Introducing the new Cover It Up Girl model.
LoreaHELL. Because she's worth it.
Kanye's biggest fan had to be sure something on her body matched his brows.
One of the many ways Sarah Palin used to charm McCain in hopes of becomming a contestent on America's Next Top Vice President.
ladlenitz
Brush-On Pit Hair: For today's fashionable French girl who just can't wait 'til puberty sets in.
A goodness to gracious real life Brangelina! I've read about those.
A confused guy who is making an attempt to be a cross dresser. Dude, the mascara goes on your eye lashes, not your pits!
eeewww naturale
Lourdes: coming to a homeroom near you.
Chia Pit
P.E.T.A
People for the Ethical Treatment of Armpits.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Latisse (trademark) should come with a warning label.
Ginger Spice had alot to answer for with he constant ramblings about "Girl Power".
Good to see that Borat's moustache has found a home...
Miley Cyrus, prepping Billy Ray's 4th favorite orifice.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
No matter how hard Pregnant Dude tries to forget his past, the beauty queen inside of him always comes through.
After they finally let her out of the straight jacket, Mischa Barton inspected the marijuana plant she had secretly growing in her armpit.
"Let's face it," one of Shiloh Pitt's insider friends shared with "Life and Style" magazine. "With Angelina as a mother, it's easy to have a pilot's license by the age of three, but you've got to really stretch your imagination to find ways to rebel."
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Lourdes, having just successfully recreated the Madonna "Like A Virgin" album cover from her mother's 80's album, now prepares for a photo shoot recreating those....ummm....other photos from Madonna's past.
Oh my fucking God!