Thursday, September 3rd 2009
Vision Of Booze (And Boobs)
Mimi stumbled out of Mr. Chow last night looking like a sturdy unicorn who ate too many fermented apples in the orchard. Mimi said herself that she's eternally 12, so she probably gets drunk just from drinking a Shirley Temple too fast. Or maybe homegirl didn't even drink at all and the alcohol in all the Dep gel she used to achieve those early 90s curls seeped into her skull giving her a buzz. Wait, that could be possible. I know what I'm doing tonight.
Luckily, Mimi's manservant, who dressed the part, was there to safely guide her drunk ass to the car.
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I have been a fan of Mariah's since her debut......but you have to admit her voice is shot now. She doesn't sing out anymore- it is that breathy shit she does. Disappointing. I still love most of her music though.
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wow.. first of all Mariah Carey is GORGEOUS. one of the most beautiful people out there and, in my opinion, by far THE most talented person I have ever heard. it's so easy to have thousands of ignorant, jealous, haters with nothing better to do than pick such a stunning, powerful woman apart. it's highly unlikely that others will ever come close to matching her talent and success. no one can touch Mariah Carey.
oh and another thing- this would be Mariah's natural hair. she is multiracial and 9/10 times a mix like hers creates that gorgeous NATURALLY curly hair she's finally showing off in her recent photos. please, no bottle of gel is gonna get you curls like that. all-natural.
lastly, MC is a human and also well over the legal drinking age. a diva like her deserves to have a few drinks whenever she pleases. none of your moms and dads have ever drank an alcoholic beverage since you came into this world?? wow, good for them but they should really know it probably wouldn't hurt the development and well-being of their child any. Mariah is and perfectly fit to be a parent, probably well above half of the population of parents out there. I'm sure there are plenty of unfortunate children out there who would die to have Mariah Carey as their mother.
so many ignorant people in this world. *sigh*
I love Mariah Carey! :)
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This coming from a woman that needs a person to hold her beverage so that she can sip through the straw when thirsty.
*shaking head*
That poor child: I really hope she doesn't get pregnant.
Mizro:
mariah will probably drop the baby in nicks lap after its born and order him to take care of it upon which she will return to her unicorn and butterfly universe where she's queen. pathetic.
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Do you really think she is trying to get pregnant?
*stunned*
I can't see Mariah being a mother: she's far too narcissistic and without a single nurturing cell in her body.
I would really be shocked. Shocked, I tell you!
Last thing about Mimi's size: check out her arms. A good friend of mine (who counsels folks with eating-disorders) can spot a possible anorexic a mile off.....if the widest (largest) part of the arm is the elbow, then you may have a problem. Mimi's arms are widest at the top - which is normal. Now go look at a picture of SJP - her arms are wasted - HUGE elbow - nothing at top or bottom of arm - bad sign. Worst of all is Madonna - nothing but string, veins, and bone in her arms, hands, feet, etc. These floks may be working out - but they have nothing to work WITH.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Fat? I offer thumbnail #4 as evidence that this woman has a good body. Happily, she looks like she actually EATS now and then, unlike Pony Parker. I never cared for Mimi's baby-doll face, but the body looks pretty good - no scary bones sticking out.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
"She used to be cute when she was thin; now she's starting to turn into an Aretha Franklin fatty. She needs to stop wearing mini skirs, stop trying to show off her legs & figure;"
I'm sorry, but I just couldn't let this go. Our society is majorly fucked up when someone thinks this chick is "fat." It used to be that girls strived to be a 'perfect size 6.' Now 0 or 2 is the 'norm' for models, actresses, singers, etc. and twits think an average sized woman is "fat." I am just so disgusted with this.
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I LOVE HER HAIR....I want to get lost in those curls....She looks HOT, Rojo Caliente HOT! Que chuuuula, bebe. Elle est belle. Ela e bela...I love when celebrities dress up nice and not a trash bag look.
Methinks Mimi is trying to get knocked up.
I have not seen her natural hair color since the mid-90s.
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I like Mimi's hair for sure. Total 90's! But, I can't stand her man. This is just sad...what the fuck is he wearing??
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Does she ever wear anything that isnt actually 4 sizes too small-she makes herself look like a baby elephant the way she dresses......
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Natural hair and no fake tanner...? Hmm..? Her being pregnant may be a very real possibility. IMHO she really doesn't look that bad. Never thought she was ugly but just made poor fashion choices. Sure the voice isn't the same as it was years ago but the bitch is actually talented. There are far worse celebrities to hate and for me Mariah ain't one of em.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "
How old is she now?
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She's turned into a real wierdo. Visions of rainbows & unicorns; that's pretty much right on the money. She used to be cute when she was thin; now she's starting to turn into an Aretha Franklin fatty. She needs to stop wearing mini skirs, stop trying to show off her legs & figure; with those majorly fake porn star sized bolt-on titties, it's not only unappetizing but it's kinda nasty...
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I swear, this chick is eternally stuck in 1995.
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I love her hair like that.
Her hair looks nice. i wonder if she's finally realized she looks like a little white woman and stopped with the tanning lotion?
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Curls are back... they ARE BACK!!! DAMN YOOO!! LOL
I'm waiting for the big reveal...when she sobers up from the pills and the booze, rolls over and realizes she married Nick freakin Cannon.
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damn, totally reaching for her youth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariah_Carey_%28album%29
if she hadn't done all that shitty plastic surgery (that actually made her look fatter) she probably would look more youthful and pretty. When she squeezes herself into those damn skin tight mini dresses she reminds me of a sausage stuffed into its casing...
Forever 1990. that's my nickname for her now.
Coma Caca!!
I like her but I have to say that I really like her hair here. Now if she'd get some more bangs to cover that fivehead it would be much better!
Ack! Edited to say I don't like her but I do like her hair.
Submitted by Meeshie on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 3:38pm.
She's trying to look "feminine" by cramming her size 12 hooves into a size 8 shoe!
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Is that you, Al Bundy?
god she is stupid looking
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Bllzt!, I'm cuz' NO! Blrf, g'lrggh (?!) mphPLuh mpmph!
What's so freaky about curly hair?
Anywho, I too wish she would slap on a button down or a t-shirt to cover those t!ts.
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This woman must have an entire building to house her skin-tight black dresses. Sheesh.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
a sturdy unicorn who ate too many fermented apples in the orchard.
Bwahhhhaaaaaa!
mharher! Hi! That's a distant dream, honey... Wishful thinking.
psl: cuts me to the quick - I REFUSE!! *hug*
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 4:46pm.
And though the hair may be a little freaky, that's her natural curl - what? I like that she went natural for a change.
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That's the look she had back in the early 90's, before she straightened her hair and slapped on the bronzer. I like the natural look, too. Now maybe she'll dress her age and the re-makeover will be complete.
hey MizRo! the only reason I heard it was the radio. I decided to give it a chance, because I do love most of Mariah's stuff......what a letdown.
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Mimi's married to a pussy.
eminem is the love of her life.
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She is an alkie. Trust.
And though the hair may be a little freaky, that's her natural curl - what? I like that she went natural for a change.
I prefer her hair like this, rather than flat ironed to her head.
Her version of "I Want to know what love is" is awful. She doesn't even sing. She does that breathy thing instead. I was so disappointed in her.
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Me thinks there be some haters round hea! So what if she's alittle heavier! I think she looks great. Lets see, more money than most, check, hot piece on her arm, check, got her drunk on at Mr. Chow a high class joint, check, mafde it to car without falling on her face, double check!
People are so mean. I would trade places with her in a heartbeat! Nuff sed!
"Think with your dipstick, Jimmy!"
looking at this pics, I would have thought it was 09/03/90
Why is she dressed like Mariah circa 1990? Why am I asking so many questions today?
"Treated me kind...sweet destiny...carried me through desperation..." Hahaha! She's channeling Mimi in the early 90's.
Okay. I am not a fan of hers in the least but either this bitch has one helluva surgeon or made a deal with the devil: She looks exactly like she did when she first made her debut in 1990. I cannot believe she is 40.
Fuckin Raul must be drunk today becuz he's ON FIYAH!
LMAO @ "mansevant" MK
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I would have thought it was Mariah circa 1990-91 if the item didn't say otherwise...And if Nick wasn't driving since he was in grade school at the time.
Those shoes are kind of cute, they look a bit too tight on the ankle though...She is still a monkey face, but she looks much better with the darker, curly hair.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 3:21pm.
Don't remember which magazine asked her if she dressed for fashion or comfort.. and bitch said Comfort ha ha ha ha...
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i guess they didnt see her in that dress where she had to keep her hands on her hips all night.
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Aw hey now. Don't slam the 90s curls. There are a few of us still working that look. Lol. I can't help it, though. My hair is so fucking curly I gave up straightening it years ago.
@angel...she is so j simp! lol.