What Will Happen To Their Heads?!
So, I was looking for pictures of LeAnn Rimes and her gayfaced husband Dean for some story about how he's best homegirls with Eddie Cibrian's wife now. Basically, Dean and Eddie's wife are bonding, because they both soon-to-be divorcee's, blah..blah... You can read the whole thing at UsWeekly. Anyway, while looking for pictures, I noticed that LeAnn and Dean are always attached at the head. They are either touching heads or practically touching heads. It's like they are Siamese Twins or constantly posing in a Sears Portrait Studio! Lori and Reba they are NOT!
Is it Dean's way of saying, "Oh, look! I don't like man chowder on my face, because I'm actually touching a female and not getting the dry heaves or squealing like a 2-year-old at Walmart"? You know the only way he's getting through it is to picture LeAnn's head as a giant dildo. And this is probably the closest LeAnn got to ever giving Dean head.
But now that they aren't together, how will they pose by themselves on the red carpet? Their heads will be lost! LeAnn's head is going to roll right off her body, because it will have nothing to lean on. Actually, that won't be such a bad thing.
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That is hilarious!
Is it just me or has she had a shit ton of plastic surgery? Her face shape has entirely changed. Why would she CHOOSE to look like such an alien? Goddamn.
sometimes love isn't all about looks..
but by the looks of it - i would fuck both of her men. yeahh.. *sigh*
IMO LeAnn is seriously fug (!!) and Cibrian is an idiot to leave his wife for her. I hope LeAnn's husband and Cibrian's wife wind up with a lot of cash in their respective divorce settlements. As for LeAnn and Cibrian . . . their sordid affair won't last long.
@DeeDee: ...Plus, she has the squinting problem. Technically she could blame all of her marriages woes on that.
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I think that's the problem, LeAnn going through life with her eyes shut. She couldn't see her husband was a flamer who looks twice as feminine as she does, and she couldn't see that ring on Eddie's finger. Not that Eddie can see his own ring, his eyes are just as squintastic.
That's a lot of head touching going on. I still can't help it, I like it...I think LeeAnn is very pretty and I think Eddie Cibrian is a total hottie and if I was in a shitty marriage, done deal, we're going to my room baby. You only live once. They'll get over it.
Is it just me or is he crying and clinching her hand pretty hard in the second to last pic.. and lipgloss on #10..if my man has the tinted gloss on it better be from kissing it off me.. not perfectly applied like this hom.... seriously who can blame her for trying with eddie.. i can blame him for breaking up his family but geez.. she prob hadnt gotten a good lay in how many .. 7years? geezzz
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MizRo on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:57am.
Silvara: "Coccoon"? hahahhahaha!!
*wink, wink*
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Silvara: "Coccoon"? hahahhahaha!!
I'm back: I want to play.
Sex by osmosis?
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
He does look good with longer hair.
Whatever, she'll find a new head to head.
bwahahahahahahahaha!
He's actually cute with long hair
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LMAO @ always touching heads & Sears portrait studio!
She has that Ozarkian Fungaloid look about her.
He's a tad bit goofy.
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Now we know what Prince William would look like gay.
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Mornin' Nitty and Foxy! Yes, I think you are both right. Plus, she has the squinting problem. Technically she could blame all of her marriages woes on that.
Mornin, C♥Word! Loozer, your avi is LOL funny!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 6:58am.
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I think that's actually her purse but Dean enthusiastically -and repeatedly- offered to hold it for her. ;)
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 6:58am.
Is Dean wearing a purse in pic #12? And she didn't have a light bulb moment when they left the house?
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Well, if she didn't object to the pink shirt and the "Fuck me. I'm so hot," look he's throwing at the camera, I don't think she gave the murse a second thought.
On their heads...I'm sure her publicist told them eons ago that they look adorable when the pose like that and it just became their standard pose.
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Is Dean wearing a purse in pic #12? And she didn't have a light bulb moment when they left the house?
I want to bang that boy.......HARD!!!!
Married folks who hook up are so funny! They fail to remember their new lover cheated WITH them, and they probably won't have issues cheating ON them too. May they both catch an incurable case of crotch crickets!
*raises glass*
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he's def a bottom - i'd fuck him ANY old day...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
LeAnn doesn't flip through their scrapbooks and notice the pages screaming out HOMOSEXUAL at her?!
Is he the gay K-Fed?
He might get half!
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When they got together years ago, I said, "Oh, LeAnn, never marry a man who is prettier than you. Ever." Whether he has gayface or not is almost beside the point: he's a professional dancer who carries a purse. I hope he becomes the wealthiest pretty twink in WeHo once he gets his half.
all dlisters are sleeping. damn you time difference
Submitted by shermanslave on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:17pm.
I worked an event once where she was the entertainment. I had never seen her husband before, but he was there. Not knowing they were married, I totally assumed he was her gay hairdresser/MUA...
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those pictures are hilarious! nice search..
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 1:19am.
"Can someone explain to me why she married a gay man when SHE had all the money and fame? It seems like she got nuthin from the bargain."
I'm quite sure HE picked out all her sessy outfits, did her make up and hair.. and every once in a while.. He gave her some "Surprise Buttsecks!"
btw.. I like your typo "marru". From now on.. everytime a fag hag gets hitched to a ghey, I'm gonna say, "Did she marru him?" :D
I can only assume that any couple who has a carefully practiced POSE should file their divorce papers as soon as they marru, because it's only a matter of time.
Can someone explain to me why she married a gay man when SHE had all the money and fame? It seems like she got nuthin from the bargain.
Heads melded together gives the illusion of being close without actually being close.
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boy did you hit the nail on the head with a balpeen hammer
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LeAnn needs an eyelid lift. For starters. Eddie must have a vast supply of paper bags to use during secksy times.
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I'm so lost without you
lol You are brilliant MK...Unlike other lame bloggers out there
Haha, hilarious, hilarious and kind of gross... all that sweat and moisturizer and Cover-Girl foundation mingling where their heads touch.
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On topic: I don't like squinty blonde chicks.
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LOL Smurfy...my chichis too look wonderful. lol wahahaha. have a good night Smurfy! no more beer for me.
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dwf tweeked out right now and loled in real life. This is too fuuny!
Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:41pm.
Look, I don't condone cheating, but she hung in with this queen for seven years, so if she wants to get that itch scratched by a hot cumstick like Eddie Cibrian, more power to her. If I was making a movie with him, I'd be on my knees faster than a Catholic at Midnight Mass.
hahaha
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:40pm.
I am a leo
Gemini, Aries and Leo are compatible
even online LOL
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I am a leo
Gemini, Aries and Leo are compatible
even online LOL
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Paquita thanks ima go and check my forecast ( an aries).
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The fourth thumbnail..Eeeerrgg!
Wtf is up with those hillbilly outfits? Suspenders with dress slacks and trainers.. REALLY??
Hey Chirio
work was crazy today, but i've been reading on and off...
you want your forecast too???
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http://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/
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Paquitaaaaaaa!
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