Birthday Sluts

Foxy Brown was supposed to be about 14 or 15 when she came out. I actually was a little surprised to find out she was that OLD. I'm 27 and I thought she was closer to my age. My guess is they originally lied about her being a couple of years younger and so 31 is about right.

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Such a luscious list of hot birthday sluts to choose for the cover and MK chooses Foxy 'Ewok' Brown?!

Security!!!

I'd rather see Cisco Adler's tainty sack than her tucked nastiness!

Where is CeCe?
Where is Rosie Perez?

She was the original chi-chi princess before Salma!!!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:57am.

@Diamond Dawg :

Anika Noni Rose was the third Dreamgirl, aside from Beyawnce and Jennifer Whatshername.

Anyhoo, HB CeCe "Finally" Penis*hehepenis*ton, Macy "My pubes don't look that good" Gray, Dolores "My screech wiped Sinead off the map
" O'Riordan, Rosie "No, I can't believe you're gonna portray Sonia Sotomayor, bitch!" Perez, Cisco "The Balls" Adler, and Swoosie "More wrinkled all over than a Sharpei but I love ya anyway" Kurtz.

Whew.

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Bottom-feeder.
SO FUNNY! LOVING THE AVATARS!!

rosie perez is 45??

damn.

Happy birthday Macy Gray you crazy bitch.

Had her "I Try" as my broken-heart soundtrack for years.

Jane...you ignorant slut! HB

I'm seriously questioning Foxy's 31 years old claim. I'm going to be 34 on Saturday and I could have sworn I first heard of her when I was in HS. I'm guessing she's my age if not older.

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Now I KNOW this bitch is lying, because I remember her coming out with IL Na Na when I was in my early 20's. That means she was 17? LMAO hell no. She's gotta be at least 42 and LOOKS it.

Weird, I watched I love you, Man last night and I was racking my brain trying to figure out who this chick was in it....and I though hmmm...I think she played in Kate and Allie, I know she is familiar. I IMDB'ed it when it was over and I felt like a total old-assed alzheimer's bitch when it turned out to be Jane Curtin!! How. the . fuck. could I think of Kate and Allie and not vintage SNL!!?? "Jane you ignorant slut!!"

I'm so ashamed.
Happy birthday anyway, Jane. *blush*

If I was on this list, I'd keep it a secret. Foxy, Cisco AND Kerry Katona?? The planets must have needed an alignment on that day. Sheesh.

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DAMN what a hot ass virgo list! and boy; people are really fighting to get on your birthday list ay mike? your going to be a legend man!

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:37am.

Macy Gray (39)
CeCe Peniston (40)
Rosie Perez (45)
Jane Curtin (62)
Swoosie Kurtz (65)
Jo Anne Worley (72)

I love these peeps!! Happy day!
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Good call MizRo, that's my list exactly, and in the words of Bonnie Hunt's mother, I bet they're all "bobcats in the bedroom" if ya know what I mean.

Oh, and Idris Elba (The Wire) is one good looking dude. I'm almost jellis.

Happy burpday all.

Lovin the Dior belt. I'm sure this belt is actually BY Dior, amirite?

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

I'm seriously questioning Foxy's 31 years old claim. I'm going to be 34 on Saturday and I could have sworn I first heard of her when I was in HS. I'm guessing she's my age if not older.

Plecostomus - Your ever-changing avatar is one of the many delights on this site has to offer. Heh.
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Happy Birthday Swoosie Kurtz and Rosie Perez.

Oh, what I'd give to have Rosie Perez Narrate my life...
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My 15 y/o self loved Foxy so HB to a proper slut.

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has kerry katona reached 29? how did she manage that?
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 11:08am.
@ freebird
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My eyes, my eyes!

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Cisco Adler's balls should be the new RickRoll. We could call 'em DickBalls.

@Farrah : Always happy to make my DListed hos smile :)

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Bottom-feeder.

Foxy's best look was the fur/faux-fur bra she was sporting on one of her album covers.

I've always loved Jane Curtin, and I don't know why.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:45am.
ok, guys, panic day #7. The BH is now taking out the glass from the cabinets and I'm just about to shit myself.
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why would you let him do such a thing?? are you insane?? That's like letting Thornhill do the laundry!
Tell him to move a matress or something bouncy!!
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Happy birthday Macy Gray, CeCe Peniston, Rosie Perez,Elizabeth Vargas, Jeff Foxworthy,Swoosie Kurtz.

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@ freebird
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My eyes, my eyes!
I've clicked on your link out of curiosity, and there's a naked guy with saggy balls hanging to his knees!!!!!!!!!!!!! Freak!
What a sick thing to see first thing on Sunday morning.... :-(

Submitted by AssataFayeJenkins on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:58am.

Anyway, let's take up a collection to get Inga (Foxy) some hearing aids for her special day.

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i completely forgot about her hearing aids....didn't she get them stolen or something like that in a prison beatdown???? or i could be just making the whole thing up, i don't remember (wishful thinking perhaps....)

Bitch please!
There is NO way in hell Foxxy Brown is younger than me! and Kerry Katona?? pfft! *spit*
LIES!!!

@Plecostomus: your avies give me a reason to drag my lazy ass out of bed!
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Oh, you know Foxy fucking beat down the Michelin Man for that jacket!! Scary bitch!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Damn, he either needs a ball lift or a wonderjock.

There are some goofballs on here. Foxy Brown the rapper took her name from "Foxy Brown" the blaxploitation movie... starring Pam Grier, the star of "Jackie Brown." So, yeah... I'm gonna go ahead and guess that being familiar with Jackie Brown instead of the name Foxy Brown, even if you don't know the rapper, means you're approximately 14 years old.

Anyway, let's take up a collection to get Inga (Foxy) some hearing aids for her special day.

~yeah. like that~

@Diamond Dawg :

Anika Noni Rose was the third Dreamgirl, aside from Beyawnce and Jennifer Whatshername.

Anyhoo, HB CeCe "Finally" Penis*hehepenis*ton, Macy "My pubes don't look that good" Gray, Dolores "My screech wiped Sinead off the map" O'Riordan, Rosie "No, I can't believe you're gonna portray Sonia Sotomayor, bitch!" Perez, Cisco "The Balls" Adler, and Swoosie "More wrinkled all over than a Sharpei but I love ya anyway" Kurtz.

Whew.

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how in the hell is kerry katona 2 years younger than me ? i thought that crazy bitch was in her mid 30's...and foxy brown is younger than me ? uh-oh....kerry and foxy should snort some lines together today and both go get their nail beat downs on...

ok, guys, panic day #7. The BH is now taking out the glass from the cabinets and I'm just about to shit myself. If he breaks anything, the galactic scream you hear WILL BE ME.

Does Kerry Katona always look this good?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00438/Kerry_280_438728a.jpg

Jane, you ignorant slut...HB!

I think her belt isn't spelt right...It should be D'Hor.

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

Anika Noni Rose???? I'm not even going to bother to Google.

Good morning, MK!

HB, Sluts!

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El B! Where ya been!?!?!

Hi Smurfy and EVERYONE. Why is everyone up so early. It's SUNDAY!!!

Missing in action:

Macy Gray
Ce Ce Penniston

Rosie Perez had a tiny bit part in a bathroom scene in the SATC movie

Macy Gray (39)
CeCe Peniston (40)
Rosie Perez (45)
Jane Curtin (62)
Swoosie Kurtz (65)
Jo Anne Worley (72)

I love these peeps!! Happy day!

It's disturbing to me that I don't know of MOST of the 30 year olds.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:31am.

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:26am.
HB Cisco's balls! http://img153.imageshack.us/i/ciscoadlerballscz3.jpg/
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Gawd he's so gross. What's wrong with his balls?
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I think he tugs on them too much and they hang really low now.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:25am.
Swoosie Kurtz - With a name like Swoosie, it has to be good!

And it's her real name too, not a diminutive or anything. Serious actress, she was Madame de Volanges in "Dangerous Liaisons".

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Happy B-day sluts!!!!!!
morning everybody!

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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:26am.
HB Cisco's balls! http://img153.imageshack.us/i/ciscoadlerballscz3.jpg/
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Gawd he's so gross. What's wrong with his balls?

@ DD & Pigger - she beat a ho down in a nail salon and did something else to go to jail for a bit. She was a rapper, I think.

Klassy!

but lots of other lovely hos up there today:)
Happy Birthday!

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

And Kerry - snort a few lines on your bday, girl. Cuz you totally don't have a problem.

Happy Birthday to the lovely future Mrs Bastardo...Naomie Harris, love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:26am.
And WhoTH is "Foxy Brown"?

Don't know who she is either, but the chinchilla and huge fake Dior belt are killing me...
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Foxy - go get your nails done on your special day, girl. It's always better to beat a ho down with your nails looking good.