Friday, September 4th 2009

Oprah Slapped Chris Brown In The Face

Yeah, obviously she didn't slap him hard enough, because Chris Brown is still yap-yap-yapping away. Seriously, can't somebody give him a big piece of wood to chew on, so he can just stop already?

In an interview with People, Chris responded to a show Oprah did on domestic abuse which she dedicated to "all the Rihannas of the world." Chris, who really knows how to beat a pun (pun on pun intended), said, "I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a problem,' but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, 'OK, I'm going to help both of these people out.' "

Every time Chris opens up his beaver mouth, out comes a shovel which continues to dig his grave. Lay down and shut the dick up already, Chris! I mean, didn't the judge stuff a gag in his mouth? It's obviously not tight enough.

Oprah quickly released a response to Chris' response: "Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school, but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs."

And that was a slap. Chris, this is Oprah's way of kindly saying to stop barking up her tree or she'll put you in the audience for her "Favorite Things" show. Seriously, only 5 out of 6 bitches come out alive from that show. Speaking of...

Next up on Oprah: Oprah reveals her LEAST Favorite Thing: CHRIS BROWN.

(Image: Wireimage)

Posted by: Michael K


Muffy_Simba's picture

Fuck Pig O! Bitch is dumbass and hypocrite! She kisses abusive white boys asses. I bet E.T.'s little sis hit him first.

Sorry, I will not type a list, because it is too long.

ploppsicle's picture

You can't funk with Oprah.

MayWest69's picture

was this taken after he beat the fuck out of his girlfriend?

Layla_theOriginal's picture

Everything I read about him lately is about him blaming other people - Larry King, Oprah. He needs to just take responsibility and shut the eff up. I really hope his career tanks.

Manimal5's picture

I'm not a big fan of Oprah but I will say that she's right on about the domestic abuse issue and to Chris Brown...Oprah is not someone to fuck with.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Okay, so that moron Brown did some favors for Oprah out of the "goodness of his heart," so now she's supposed to overlook that he beats down on defenseless women? Obviously he don't know her vewwy well. You're right, Mike - this idiot should SHUT IT fast.

Rozzay's picture

When I though this was gonna be the end for this bitches carrer,I saw his video for the gum song on mtv3 late night...Seems like they forgave him already

gucci's picture

I hate this kid with all my heart and soul. that said, i hope oprah slapped him good and hard. *WAP*!

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kdracofan's picture

Team Oprah's Slap!

Bossy's picture

This is none of our business anymore. Enough speculation on the subject and condemning a man who will never see your comments. I'm tired of all the posts. We get it MJ, you hate his guts. Move on.

The problem with Chris and his mother is that they lack education. His mom should accept some blame for allowing her son to grow up in a household where she was beat up repeatedly. And Chris should accept responsibility for his actions and be greatful that things didn't turn out as bad as they could have. He does need counseling and so does his mother so he can learn right from wrong. But I'm sure he's surrounded by people who only care about his career and the money he brings in, not who he is as a person. Rhianna is another one who also needs to chill out on the men for a little while and maybe discover some self love. I hate her whole good girl gone bad image.

Aerialgreen's picture

If this woman beater EVER puts a foot on a prison for more than 24 hours, he'll go the even further cowards route a.k.a. "Nick Hogan's Vacation", were being a confirmed coward, he gains the inmates protection by buying them out.

Chris Brown redefines the term "wrong".

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:24am.

No more Chris Brown posts please. Enough is Enough. No one cares.

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This.

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Submitted by toni on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:23am.

I agree with him, sorry Michael, it isnt like RhiRhi was not hitting on him too. He is a young black man who needs help, Oprah is a hipocrite too to not give him a break, he was a teenager!You fuck up at that stage, she needs to stop caring about PR and be a human. At her age she can give this kid a hand, Rhi even said she started the fight. I am NOT defending his actions but try to help this very young person instead of ruining his life. wow, I sound like I have a heart,wtf?

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Except you ARE defending his actions, and that's bullshit. How many men in their teens beat a woman & NEVER do it again? Probably close to none. Also, isn't he 19? That's a fucking grown-up; not a 7 year old who slaps a girl on the playground. He beat the living hell out of Rhianna, and even IF she "started it" (which I have never heard her say), that doesn't excuse it. Chris didn't have a damn scratch on him, so even if he needed to push her off him or something (which is doubtful), he didn't need to beat the shit out of her & then FLEE the scene!

He is a low-life scumbag & I find it hard to believe that you aren't smart enough to see that. (And being black has nothing to do with it, so knock that lame shit off. Though I agree that race can sometimes play a factor, in this case, I don't believe it did whatsoever. If this was a Jonas brother who did what Chris did, people would absolutely be reacting the same way - especially after seeing the pictures of bruised & abused Rhianna.)

People like you make me sick trying to make Chris Brown look better. Concentrate your energy on defending someone who's worth a damn.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

No more Chris Brown posts please. Enough is Enough. No one cares. Him and Rihanna and Oprah can all choke on a dick for all I care. Please start bringing new idiots into rotation cuz these ones are getting played out.

freebird's picture

Well said, MJT!!!

MissJaneTexas's picture

I don't care if she started it or not...she didn't deserve a beat down. Likewise, her hitting on him is not okay. Right or not, he is taking the brunt of this because he is 10 times stronger than her and could have easily controlled the situation without biting, hitting, etc. If she started it then he should have called the police on her ass. He chose to do the wrong thing and now he is paying for it. End of story.

These two just need to stay away from each other.
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Beth4's picture

Men that abuse women NEVER admit they were wrong or accept blame, and always have an "excuse" for what they did (she made me do it, I was drunk, etc.) My ex is a perfect example.
This idiot is desperately trying to save his "career".
MK, I love you dearly, please stop posting about his piece of shit and giving him attention he does not deserve.

Mawy's picture

How can anyone make excuses for this douche? Morons. He really should take all his money and move to somewhere very remote. Maybe a deserted island. Preferably one with lots of carnivorous, large animals.
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M.E.'s picture

He obviously has no remorse nor does he take responsibility for his actions.

Complete douchebag.

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Submitted by toni on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:23am.

Rhi even said she started the fight.
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Granted, she may have instigated the arguement, but did not deserve the outcome.

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Meeshie's picture

I tried watching Larry King, really I did, but after 15 minutes I couldn't stand listening to his "lazy tongue" any longer. I hate that in America, someone who is too lazy to articulate words can be a millionare because he can dance around like an organ grinder. Ugly fucker.

kat's picture

He is so fucking ugly inside and out.

QueenieBK's picture

When will this no-talent asshole fuck off and die?

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fuzzyslippers's picture

'I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school.'

Ohhhh, poor Kwis. Because performing on stage is SO FUCKING HARD. Isn't that what you're paid to do anyway, you little shit? Stick a fork in this one, he's done.

Submitted by toni on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:23am.
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I'm 18. I don't go around beating my partners, nor do I turn a DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CASE into a fucking public relations opportunity. I am really sick of his age, gender and sometimes race being used as a pitiful excuse for his extreme violence. There are better people in the world to give your sympathy to than this nasty, unrepentant turd.

mike's picture

Chris Brown wasn't defending himself against Rihanna. If that were the case, he may have hit her once or twice. The pic of Rihanna after the incident shows someone who was hit more than a few times. Absolutely no excuse for what Chris Brown did.

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Submitted by toni on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:23am.

Rhi even said she started the fight.
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Didn't she say she pounded her fists on the dashboard?
Is that grounds for getting punched out?

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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
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Snarf's picture

Violent, inarticulate, and STOOPID too? Everyone knows you don't cross the mighty Opes, evah!

BorgQueen's picture

ROTTEN EGG - I couldnt have said it better.

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toni's picture

I agree with him, sorry Michael, it isnt like RhiRhi was not hitting on him too. He is a young black man who needs help, Oprah is a hipocrite too to not give him a break, he was a teenager!You fuck up at that stage, she needs to stop caring about PR and be a human. At her age she can give this kid a hand, Rhi even said she started the fight. I am NOT defending his actions but try to help this very young person instead of ruining his life. wow, I sound like I have a heart,wtf?

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-"Submitted by slimting on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:42am."

People here are over Rihanna too and we have not make up excuses for her. Since the moment we read that she's just as violent as he is and since we read that she stood by his side as if he did nothing wrong, Rihanna fell off the "victim" pedestal. Difference is, Rihanna has been kept quiet... while this dipshit has been making the rounds yelling for sympathy.

And I would guess either you are very naive or you come from an abusive household?.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:05am.
Make him disappear Oprah. *wink wink*
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Submitted by slimting on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:42am.

I really hope you don't have any daughters!

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Paquita's picture

How oblivious can he be???

God, just to think he's an hour away from me makes me want to vomit.

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angel_i's picture

PS. Please tell me that picture was taken before he got arrested for slapping Rihanna around.

PPS. No, Chris. A slap in the face is like a slap in the face. End of story.

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

DeeDee's picture

Chris Brown and Megan Fox have the same "foot in mouth" disease.

angel_i's picture

I just figured it out: Megan Fox and Chris Brown. The new Hollywood Mega-Couple. It would be so bootiful!

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

Nicole's picture

I can't stand Oprah tbh, but he's a fucking moron for trying to go up against her- she's only one of the most powerful women in the world, jackass. I cosign her statement for once.

And her main viewers/fanbase? Mostly women, Chris. Do you honestly expect they are going to have your back? You fucking retard.

And I can't believe he had the audacity to use the analogy "a slap in the face". Haha, seriously, he went there? I hope he violates his probation so that soon he's getting anally violated by Bubba. He's a remorseless, arrogant, ignorant piece of shit who still can't and won't accept responsibility for his actions, and it's disgusting how he keeps trying to play the victim card.

He's an asshole who just needs to stfu, take his ball, and go the fuck home already. Never to be heard from again, preferably.

rotten_egg's picture

Ha! Sure dude, just because you performed at her school for wich I'm sure he was paid for, he deserves to be treated with privileges?. What a dumbass. I simply love Oprah's response, this means she won't kiss his ass... wich is super good.

He should learn from this and not try desperately to seek sympathy and excuses from others. I'm fed up with people doing this all the time. Man it up and grow up, filthy piece of abusive ass. And his mother should be completely ashamed of herself. How the fuck does she stand by his side, telling lies and making up excuses when she was also abused for years. I guess she can't face the truth: an abusive household spawns abusive people.

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KD's picture

Chris Brown needs to shut up and take it. "It was a slap in my face"? Well maybe you need a few more of those.

urmomma's picture

NO.NO.NO. Piece of shit. Punk. Coward.
A slap? To his ego? Shhhhhhhit, how about a freakin' head-butt? Or maybe bitting? What a bitch.

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chris brown sucks

wait, what?

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:43am.
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WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

Sluttsville's picture

If Chris Brown wants public approval all he needs to say is that the bitch was in Wal-Mart screaming and crying, he warned her that if she didn't shut the fuck up, he would clock her. When he walked over to the next aisle, bitch was still crying and he punched her 5 times in the damn face to teach her a damn lesson.

Is it just me, or does the cop on the left look like Janet Jackson during the "Good Times" days...

I think Chris Brown says these things because he is taking full responsibility of what happened between him and Rihanna and it's not fair to him. I truly believe she hit him first. WHILE he was driving, endangering both of their lives. THere is actually documentation that she used to hit him and trash his house. The police in VA where he is from have said this because they had been called to his house before. I love Rihanna as an artist but she has just sat there and allowed him to take full blame instead of saying that Yes, I hit him and he reacted. Like almost ANY person would do. That they BOTH have anger management issues. It doesnt make HIM right but it doesn't make her an angel either.

Tristram's picture

CB was coddled as a kid. He has a giant ego and no sense of personal responsibility.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:05am.
Make him disappear Oprah. *wink wink*

there ya go

Provolone's picture

The cop on the left has a very sexy gunt.

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