It Was Only A Matter Of Time
From the makers of Cocktomom, Cream Pie Orgy 3 and Your Mom's Hairy Pussy 5, comes (punned on purpose) the spoof porn Jon & Kate Fuck Eight. BESTIALITY SHIT!
This might be the wrongest wrong of the day. It's so wrong that it's right.
Devil Films, the sick hos behind this fuckery, had this to say about their soon-to-be epic masterpiece: “In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people, so they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together. It’ll probably be true to life. Right now with the timing of it—they’re on TV every three minutes—I think this movie is going to be huge.”
Jon & Kate Fuck Eight (that title will get you 10 million points during a Scrabble game in hell) stars Riley Evans as Kate and Frankie Young as Jon.
If you're into getting your nut on while watching a giant bag filled with lukewarm douchewater and an electrocuted possum wet hump on each other, then this sucioness is just for you! I'll pass since I like my porn without cunts. And I'm not talking about vaginas either.
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beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！
The porn "Jon" is better looking than the real Jon.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Thank you, Thorny. I'm kinda liking the Buffy title myself, must wander out to find it. Meanwhile, I hope K8 is pissed off as hell about this. I'm sure Jon doesn't care, which probably pisses off K8 even more, hahahahaha!
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
It doesn't have to say eight children. The title Jon & Kate Plus Eight is in reference to their eight CHILDREN. It's sick and wrong, and no I don't expect sensitivity but it doesn't make it right either.
i wish the title was "jon and kate fuckoff"...i might watch that...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
It didn't say Eight Children. Besides, it's pr0n! Did you expect sensitivity?
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Bottom-feeder.
That's just disgusting. Especially since the title involves CHILDREN. Anyone who finds it amusing is just as sick. TLC should sue, if possible.
The title is ironic. It hits almost too
close to home as far as the fate of those
eight children. I truly feel for them.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! @ the without cunts.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Seriously though, it's the Food Network chick!
http://heartsfordinner.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/p_821_616_e2becbe4-63...
fucking golden! hope the beave-weave is envolved...as it's own character naturally....
and
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:09am.
damn.that's quite the list....
pure talent....or art....or maybeeee just good ole'pervy
:o)
duh duh duuuuunnnnnnnnn *drum roll*
I fucking love devils films! Especially "65 guy cream pie" and "cream pie for the straight guy"!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:31am.
I am a scrabble freak. Really???
My brain isn't on enough to be funny about titles, but man would I have loved to see the look on that cunts face when she found out about this.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
lol this is funny shit...too bad the "stars" on that XXX film look so gross...nothing sexy about them...I know they are going for people who look like the originals but in this case that is not a good thing. Who can get hard imagining Kate or Jon flapping their fuck parts against each other or with other people??? GROSS!!!
@ Provolone
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Swallow the Yellow Thick Load???
Why is it yellow? Yeast infection? STD? Ewwwww, nasty....
I mean even though this references Douchebag Gosselin...I can get behind (heeey) this post. HAHAHAHAHA...amazing.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:09am.
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Glad He Ate Her!!!! Batman In Robin!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:09am.
LMAO! Glad he ate her!
Thorny - LMFAO at Schindler's Fist and Sperm's of Endearment!!!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:06am.
Or " A Cockwork Orange" Blohan could be in that...
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ZOMG Thorny! Thanks for all those! What a list!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:34am.
LMAO, the coctomom DVD cover:
(SFW: tits are censored, but... well... It's a porn dvd cover, anyways)
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/coctomom__oPt.jpg
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OMG that's crazy.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:05am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:03am.
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That would be a separate movie, freebird. "Hailey Cometh."
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BWAHAAHHAHAHA! OMG! ROFLMAO!!!
A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches
American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
Or " A Cockwork Orange" Blohan could be in that...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:03am.
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That would be a separate movie, freebird. "Hailey Cometh."
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:57am.
Other good porn titles:
On Golden Blonde
Edward Penishands
Spankenstein
Diana Jones & The Temple of Poon
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SPANKENSTEIN!!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Is there a scene where Hailey fucks a plant?
@Jack...How about "The Nuns of Navarone" or "Pimp Fiction"...?
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
Other good porn titles:
On Golden Blonde
Edward Penishands
Spankenstein
Diana Jones & The Temple of Poon
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I guess Melissa D'Arabian isn't doing so well with her new Food Network show... no?
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:52am.
Cute, but seriously, who actually pays for porn nowadays?
People who aren't good with computer!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:49am.
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Mmmm! But considering the size of Michelle's grotto by now, they might move the movie to the horror section. Under The Descent.
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Bottom-feeder.
They need to remake some classic porn - Blown with the Wind or a good ole Christmas one - Spooge and Tiny Tim.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Cute, but seriously, who actually pays for porn nowadays?
Sick Degrees of Penetration was pretty good.
Plecotomus ~ I'm waiting for the porn version of the Duggars.
She gets banged 19 times.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Next up: A porn of the MJ funeral. That's a fucking Day 1 download.
Child touchers everywhere are going to be disappointed when they buy this DVD thinking they are talking about kids.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:38am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:34am
LOL!! There was one back in the 80's called Beaverly Hills Cop. Peter Pole starred as 'Ready' Murphy.
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LMMFAO!
And I'm reading this news in fleshbot.com and hey! There's also an X Files porn parody and a That 70's Show porn parody. For why?!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:43am.
Nothing compares to "Flesh Gordon".
Pass.
Swallow the Yellow Thick Load?
Its fun to sing too, swallow swallow swallow swallow swallow the yellow thick load!
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Who is going to play Ed Hardy for the Bi scene?
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Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,Shaves in the dark trying to save paper,Sleeps in a hole in the road,Saving up to buy some clothes,Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose, Such a mean old man..
This just made my day....I really needed a good laugh!
Soon to be a classic along side Back Door Draft, David Cop-a-feel and Snatch Adams.
Nothing compares to "Flesh Gordon".
Pass.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wow, I saw this coming 'pun intended' but wow...just wow.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump."
ba ha ha ha! that's hilarious!
wait, what?
porn titles are fun. Wish there was a job just doing that.
No "Cumguzzlins"?
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
awesome. gotta love em.
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