Friday, September 4th 2009

When The Gay Fish Roars

The self-proclaimed inventor of the CAPS-LOCK key (check your encyclopedia) Kanye West just wanted to be left alone while taking his android piece out for a shopping spree in Beverly Hills yesterday, but the paparazzi just wouldn't let him be great!

Kanye was forced to stomp over to one of the paps and drop a CAPS-LOCK key on his ass. Gay Fish was so angry that his nalgas started burning up and his b-hole starting percolating causing his pants to slowly move down out of harm's way. They wanted to be far far away when Kanye's ass exploded.

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beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!

I_SELL_SOCKS's picture

I like Kanye, but this is embarrassing.

Layla_theOriginal's picture

Cannot stand this ASSHOLE

z-listed's picture

Oh no! That's a brother he is yelling at! Are we to understand that a BROTHER won't let Kanye be great??

Chocoagogo's picture

Ugh this nasty cum bucket with her store-bought boobs and flappy ass is wretch inducing...she must have caught Kanye with his dick in some guy and has the pictures to prove it, otherwise, I just can't understand why he's spending all this money on a 1-dolla ho.
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Mittmah's picture

It's *so* obvious they don't want their picture taken, right? Doesn't everyone go shopping dressed up like that bald thing he's with? She seems to hate the attention.

I agree...just STOP following them for a few days and see what happens.

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I really wish the paps would avoid all these people for a few weeks and sit back and relax and wait...These assholes would start doing the most ridiculous, obnoxious, shit to get attention - They don't want photogs to take pics but they go to places where they know they'll be, they CONSTANTLY twitter every fart and burp and "private" moment HA - and if that isn't enough they try to improve OUR lives with GOOP - maybe they should leave us alone...

MizRo's picture

Tired of these 2 already.

They try too hard.

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Submitted by yucko on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:02am.

Welcome. I think you were right the first time. He looks way buff and trim on the mag cover. You rarely see him in the wild with his shirt off--not even at the beach in Miami recently. (This undercuts everything I thought I knew about the accuracy of mag covers...)

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Submitted by CAINandABEL on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:17am.

these photos are proof that the body we saw Kanye display in that French magazine cover yesterday was all photoshop with lots of "fards" LOL
Look at those skinny arms and incipient pot belly.

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Creepella's picture

He would D I E if the paps left him alone. I wish they would give it a try.

bambam's picture

@masterblaster,

Yer on point about those damn saggy jeans. That generation of hip hoppers brought that style outta the prisons and it caught on like crazy. You can't find a decent pair of jeans anymore that don't sag down your ass.

Oh, and a lot of those dudes brought more than just prison fashion back out on the streets. They looked the thug, acted the thug but behind closed doors....

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Submitted by Mawy on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:53am

Have you seen those pics of her with hair? I think she's the only woman in the world to look better without.

stake_spike's picture

I hate this bastard. He's in Beverly Hills what did he think was going to happen? Go shopping in NYC or any other big city if you hate the paps so much.

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@MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:33am.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:31am.

Did you mean guns literally? ;) hahaha
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LOL! And that was my other thought: Maybe it started cuz it was a symbol that their dicks were so big they couldn't keep their pants up! LOL!

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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:31am.

Did you mean guns literally? ;) hahaha

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i am a sloth's picture

i have never heard a song by kanye so i don't know why he thinks he's so great...well, maybe i've heard one of his songs in the grocery store or something without knowing it.

i listen mostly to news radio.

wait, what?

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:35am.

Submitted by angel_i
Really? I thought it started with gangbangers carrying around heavy guns in their pants.
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Fersure. It was more like hauling guns through the neighbourhood - getting them from place to place rather than having them handy for use....

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

stolidog's picture

I'd imagine it smells like crisco, composted US magazine and cherry lip gloss, DOWN THERE.

kokoskitten's picture

is he even relevant anymore...the only song of his i ever listened to was that damn "through the wire" years ago and that was because it was ALWAYS on the radio...i think i was still in college so it was a LONG time ago...he thinks he is so innovative and shit...FAIL....amber rose frightens me, she looks like she could be packing 9+...

Vermithrax's picture

Lame dude is lame.

RufusR's picture

His nalgas look firm, round and juicy in those falling down pants.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

I fucking hate BOTH these fame whores.
Guess this is what Xzibits career has come to? Snapping shots of Kangay?

Provolone's picture

gheys are so catty!

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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:51am.

Yucko, it was yesterday's Afternoon Crumbs.
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Hah, thanks.

I usually look at the site at weird hours and my days kind of blend together...

Anyway, after looking at the picture again, I guess I wouldn't be able to tell. So I partially rescind my statement. When's he going to get a new girlfriend?

you know he probably makes her wear wigs at home.

LolaBella's picture

I really think that's Xzibit from "Pimp My Ride". Maybe he's slumming it now as a paparazzi after he lost that gig with the show (which I was totally addicted to).

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Mawy's picture

Finally she's wearing a decent outfit! Her body is banging. Her face.....eh. I think she would be pretty if she grew some hair.
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Submitted by yucko on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:48am.
Is anyone else thinking he doesn't look nearly as 'fit' here as he does on that recent magazine cover? It's not listed under a "Kanye West" tag so I can't remember where to find it

Yucko, it was yesterday's Afternoon Crumbs.

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sjsmitty's picture

i know the whole CAPS thing makes any word from his darling lips seem loud, but can he actually roar? wouldn't it come out all computery and warble elektro style or some shit?? and what does a computerized roar sound like?
meh. we've probably already heard it in one of these popp-i-di-dooda-fuckinsongs

jamie8780's picture

That sooo looks like Xzibit! lol Is it an episode of Pimp My Ride. :)

yucko's picture

Is anyone else thinking he doesn't look nearly as 'fit' here as he does on that recent magazine cover? It's not listed under a "Kanye West" tag so I can't remember where to find it, and I don't remember how big his arms were, but he looked quite bulky on it (for Kanye).

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Submitted by angel_i
Really? I thought it started with gangbangers carrying around heavy guns in their pants.
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Maybe he is mad because the paps asked if he "put a pill in da butt"

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:29am.

Whenever I see these guys (men and boys) walking around with their asses hanging out of their jeans, I have to wonder if they even know what's up with that fad.

In prison, punks walk around with their pants down like that as sign that their bunghole is available and waiting.
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Really? I thought it started with gangbangers carrying around heavy guns in their pants. That's what I heard, anyway.

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

Master Blaster's picture

Whenever I see these guys (men and boys) walking around with their asses hanging out of their jeans, I have to wonder if they even know what's up with that fad.

In prison, punks walk around with their pants down like that as sign that their bunghole is available and waiting. Like other prison fashion, it eventually made it's way to the street and adopted by ignorant trendjumpers. The joke's on them.

And Amber Rose is worth every penny. I ain't saying she's a gold-digger...

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Kanye may want to be left alone, but Amber is thrilled they are there!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:13am.

Someone said something about her being P.Diddy's blowjob girl - like, that was her only job. Ever since then I've been thinking Kanye's on a mission to "save" her from all that.
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LolaBella's picture

Well apparently HELL HAS FROZEN over; Amber Rose is WEARING CLOTHES!!

No joke though, that girl has a great bod.

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dreadpiratecuervo's picture

By the looks of his tiny hands, it's not his package holding up those jeans.

Once, I saw a kid with his pants hanging down, showing off his boxers. He had a belt on, but the pants were so loose he was holding them up in the front. Just walking down the street, holding his damn jeans up. Ghetto fail.

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Oxygen's picture

What a f*ckin PAPSMEAR.

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Raul Duke on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:04am.
Me thinks I got our spammer banned! * kicks spammer into pit of death and screams " THIS..IS.. DLISTED!" *
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Way more interesting than the CAPS LOCK QUEEN.

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y DeathStarJones on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:13am.

If he is not the ugliest man in the world, then I don't know who is?

Jay-Z is definitively giving him a run for his ugliest men ever and that dude with the huge clock
actually I have to say ILoveNY is the ugliest dude ever

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

CAINandABEL's picture

these photos are proof that the body we saw Kanye display in that French magazine cover yesterday was all photoshop with lots of "fards" LOL
Look at those skinny arms and incipient pot belly.

dreadpiratecuervo's picture

Is that pap Xzibit?

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

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Submitted by Drew on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:13am.
Man, how DO you keep pants on like that?
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He looks gunky enough to make Teflon trousers stick.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

The pants are godawful, but the dumbass guido-tilted hat also gets on my fucking NERVES!

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DeathStarJones's picture

If he is not the ugliest man in the world, then I don't know who is?