The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 4th!

Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:34am.

whoo hoo! runer up! YAY!
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:03pm.

Congrats calvyboy, big whoots to OneStarTattoo,
chefcammi, and ImpertinentVixen.

Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:07pm.

Thx for the LOLZ on a particularly depressing Tuesday morn.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Submitted by La La deVil on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:32am.

La La DeVil was robbed.

Thanks,

La La DeVil

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:58am.

LOLFunnay! Congrats winners! :D

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Submitted by joeyjoey73 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:29am.

OMG ImpertinentVixen for the win. i haven't laughed that hard in ages.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:06am.

YAY ImpertinentVixen & chefcammi!!! Congrats calvyboy & OneStarTattoo!!!

Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:55am.

hmm not funny captions

Submitted by calvyboy on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:26am.

Omg, I feel like Fishsticks Paltrow at the Oscars, thanks alot you guys :D

Submitted by zhanshen on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:55am.

A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:51am.

*queefs glitter confetti at all y'alls*

Thanks hos!

Congrats to the winner, calvyboy!

and my fellow runners-up: OneStarTattoo and chefcammi.

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:44am.

Way to go Calvyboy! Funny stuff Onestartatt, and a WOOT out to Chef and IV!!!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:25am.

Congrats calvboy! Wtg, OneStarTattoo! Funny stuff, chefcammi and LOL, I♥Vixen!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:23am.

Hahaha calvyboy! Funny! Congrats. OneStarTattoo , chefcammi ♥ and IV ♥.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:20am.

Big winner congrats to calvyboy!!!

Also to runners-up: OneStarTattoo, chefcammi, and ImpertinentVixen!!! Funny stuff!!

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:19am.

Congrats calvyboy, OneStarTattoo, chefcammi, and IV!!

Fun one to read...

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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Submitted by Zonko on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 1:03am.

Rush Limbaugh just flew in for the Republican Teabag Party, and boy are his balls tired.

Submitted by Cookie123 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:32am.

"Leave it to a fag to misplace the horse, but not the schlong.

Submitted by bearcubvet on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 7:45am.

Testicles: the original sack lunch.

Submitted by bearcubvet on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 7:45am.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:22pm.

I brought an extra just in case someone forgot his.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Submitted by atlantapug on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:05pm.

See amigos, I told you Posh Beckham was a man.

Submitted by Kelli B on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 5:26pm.

Welcome to the Testicle Festival... All penises permitted.

www.kellibolton.com

Submitted by missscorpio on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 4:38pm.

Aren't you supposed to bring a pussy to the testicle festival?

Submitted by Mas71 on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 4:08am.

I believe we've found John Holmes' grave robber.

Submitted by Terryble2 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:27pm.

Joe Francis to Brody Jenner : I only took your bitch, Jayde Nicole out for a walk , can we call it a truce? Let's man up, film it, and call it Peen Gone Wild !

Submitted by trytosun on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 7:46pm.

beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！

Submitted by JoshIsTrashy on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 2:35pm.

Why yes, I AM single.

Submitted by OurMissC on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 12:50pm.

Nuts, mutts, a putz ... all we need now are some sluts and ciggie butts.

"Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."

Submitted by Ruester on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 12:00pm.

Only one item short of reanimating Bea Arthur... too soon?

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:37am.

James Haven and AJ have the same figure.

Submitted by tastycar on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:59am.

Damn! I thought this was the Cock Carnival!

Submitted by mnman on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:30am.

He is looking for a 2 for 1 Neutical surgery!!

Submitted by eelwarmer on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:11am.

www.peopleofballmart.com

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 9:39am.

Wellll.....Adam Lambert din't want it.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Submitted by ProfessorVP on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 9:24am.

Ricky Martin's soon-to-be buried treasure.

Submitted by chronicpimpstress on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 9:02am.

Heidi looks good with dark hair but King Spencer is still a douche with his crown and scepter.

Submitted by lovemimi on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 8:13am.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

Submitted by lovemimi on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 8:13am.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

Submitted by lovemimi on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 8:13am.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

Submitted by Runawayjim on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 6:57am.

The mayor of Rock Creek arrived early to welcome Testicle Festival emcee Andy Dick and award him the Peen to the City.

Submitted by selmajezk on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 6:24am.

After a long night out with his buddies Bo Obama just can´t figure out how he got there...

Submitted by roxie on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 1:42am.

Me llamo Bo. My master brought me to this festival to fetch balls.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 1:22am.

When your balls

touch the floor

like two spicy meatballs

thats Amore.

Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 12:04am.

This is just too obvious, right John?

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:09pm.

This old man showed his balls
at the Testicle Festival

With a nick nack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Submitted by Miss_Marples on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:02pm.

This is Slob Barker reminding you to neuter your pets. Please send all medical waste care of Testicle Festival, 7800 Beverly Blvd, Los Angeles, CA.

Submitted by Kelli B on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:57pm.

Hey Amigos

How do you like my enchilada?

www.kellibolton.com

Submitted by mr.slippers on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:36pm.

Fetch me a boner

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:16pm.

In a desperate bid for attention, Vadge tries to lure festival participants to her "Gash Bash."