Friday, September 4th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the other day when he ran over his neighbor's cat with his car and killed it. The neighbor saw the entire incident and screamed. Our actor stopped the car and took a look at what happened and said, "I don't have time for this right now. I have to get to work. We can talk about it tonight when I get home." He has yet to talk to the neighbor or say he was sorry. (CDAN)

THINK OF THE CATS! My guess is Katherine Hagel? I know it says actor, but Katherine Heigl is made of evil and I have to use her name at least once during a blind item round-up.

Except for one TV series, this lovely actress has done all her work in films. However, she wasn’t quite able to act her way out of an awkward encounter with a computer repair specialist. The actress told him that the screen broke when she dropped her laptop. The service tech took a look at it and then remarked that the damage looked more like someone had punched the screen. After a few awkward seconds, the actress admitted that in fact her husband had done just that. When she asked the computer guy if they could replace it with an unbreakable screen, he jokingly remarked that she’d be better off replacing the guy. “I already have,” she replied. (Blind Gossip)

Robin Wright Penn? Durr.

Last week, this star couple was on the verge of a breakup and there were even rumblings of it online. Now, we hear the PR between the two have come up with some sort of agreement to let the two stay together until the relationship can be milked for a little more. Once it hits its peak then the couple will have a very public breakup and hopefully more publicity and maybe even more high profile roles. Too bad for the couple though, who really can’t stand one another. The couple is not married btw. Not Megan Fox’s mess of a relationship. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

Squinty and B. Coop? Or LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian?

Posted by: Michael K


angel_i's picture

I know #3!!!!! I KNOW IT!

Rpattz and Kristen Whateverthefuck!

I WIN!

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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!

fosho's picture

#1 will Farrel
#2Robin
# kate hudson & arod?

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 2:35am.

Why would Robin Wright Penn not just buy another computer? I'm sure she can afford it.

angel_i: I don't think Christian Bale is a TV actor who jumps from show to show! And he can be a prick but as long as the cat doesn't get in his light he'd probably feel bad about running it over.

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Honestly - I can't never guess these things. Sometimes I get so jellus I say ridiculous things just so I can play along:)

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joanne's picture

Ryan ONeal for #1.

Roughrider's picture

1. Jeff Goldblum

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#3 is right on the money.

B.Poop has been trying to latch onto any quasi-viable Hollywood skank for a little PR.

His manager should be fired for hooking him up with Jennifer Aniston and then Renee Zellwegger?

This is a lateral move if there ever was one. Upwards and onwards.

That is not an upgrade!

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My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

lovemimi's picture

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

lovemimi's picture

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

Suzy Farkis's picture

Why would Robin Wright Penn not just buy another computer? I'm sure she can afford it.

angel_i: I don't think Christian Bale is a TV actor who jumps from show to show! And he can be a prick but as long as the cat doesn't get in his light he'd probably feel bad about running it over.

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I don't even want to know who #1 is, it's too evil... If I were his neighbor I'd press criminal charges, though he deserves being run over by a hummer limo.

#2 should have asked the computer repair guy for his telephone number, I mean, a guy that has a sense of humor and can fix your computer! This story sounds like the beginning of either a porn movie or a romantic comedy (same thing, really).

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I agree with the poster who said David Spade for #1.
He seems like that kind of person and he has bounced around on a lot of shows sine Just Shoot Me ended.

2. I think everyone got that one right.

3. I like the Zac/Vanessa answer.

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#1 Christian Bale
#2 Jen Garner
#3 Brangelina! YAY!

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Damn, that's the biggest gaping pussy I've seen since Paris Hilton stopped giving upskirts.

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Whoever 1 is, they're evil bastards.

2. sounds like Robin Wright Penn too.

Oooh ooh! Maybe the last one is the Cruisers?

#1 - Sounds like Rob Lowe. Though Christian Slater also makes sense.

#2 - Agreed on Robin Wright Penn. Sad.

#3 - This is NOT Brad and Angelina. It's impossible to get higher-profile roles than they do, they're the top of the list. Zac and Vanessa is much more likely.

#3 Brad Pitt and Angie Jo

Ellie May's picture

No. 1 - Ted Danson

Snarf's picture

1. David Spade
2. Robin Wright Penn
3. Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgeons

Vporterhouse's picture

#1 = David Spade

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#3- The AJ/BP's. They were done late last year! Wait until October. All their contracts for appearances together will have expired. IB was the last "show"!

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I wonder if the asshole who hit the cat could be in the cat's shoes/paws. What if this asshole comes back as a cat and someone runs over him...motherf...r. I rescued a cat that was hit by a car...bleeding everywhere, she died in my arms...and it was so sad. Noone stopped, and even though it "was just a cat" trust me you get more love and loyalty from a cat..than any freakin' person thats for sure...I hope that actor/actress comes back to this life as a stray animal...then see how heartless people are..

MizRo's picture

@No Words: me too and thank you. It calms me and makes me happy so yes, your avie elicits an emotional reaction from me as well.
*big hug* No Words. Be well. I'm out for the day.

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#3 - RPattz's magical forest has quit the bitch that is Kristen Stewart's mullet?

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No Words's picture

Thanks, Miz...I had an emotional reaction to the picture when I saw it...glad you like it, too.

I will be sending out good thoughts for you with the job interview. Luck and prayers!

Callan's picture

#1 is definitely NOT Alec Baldwin, although I think I could see him doing such a thing. He still does movies, and he doesn't bounce around from TV show to TV show- in fact, I think the only TV he's done lately is 30 Rock.

#2 is DEFINITELY Robin Wright Penn. Poor lady.

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1. Charlie Sheen
2. ??
3. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas

CeeCee's picture

1. Christian Slater

2. How the hell can you punch a laptop? It would topple over or the hinges would break. You aren't going to break the glass.

3. no idea

MizRo's picture

Bradi! Thanks, babe *smooch*
He's been married to Chyna for a long time now - good for him. 3 kids, a seemingly happy marriage, new work on 'Dirty Sexy Money'.

I'm happy for that one Baldwin. I dislike the others.

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*letting ambush hug happen* Thanks Pleco! Love you for that - made me cackle!!

I could see you coming out of some bushes and hugging me... Verrry funny, love!

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MizRo: OOO OOO, Billy Baldwin! Well, he has done some movies, and he was on Dirty Sexy Money and is still married to that wet kleenex Chynna Phillips, they have like 3 kids now.

I ♥ Billy the mostest in the Baldwin clan.
Met him once, HWAT!

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#Ambush hugs MizRo*

Just popped in to wish you luck on your job interview!

Muah!

Oh, and #3 is totes Brangelina!

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No.3 must be Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz!

MizRo's picture

loozer, my love. I've never liked any of the Baldwins with one exception: Billy Baldwin in "Backdraft". I wonder what he's up to, he literally fell off the face of the Earth.

MizRo's picture

No Words: I have an interview next week, sweets. Keep your fingers crossed for me - I like this position alot. *praying*

How are you? I so love your avie: it makes me happy. *smooch*

O/T: oooo, I can see Charlie Sheen doing that too!

OH MY!!

loozer's picture

Hi Miz!
Always great to see you and your Rita avie! I get that vibe from Alec too. I was a fan back in the 80's. Knots Landing, Beatlejuice and the like. My favorite Baldwin role is in Dress Gray. It was a TV movie. I have it on VHS, but I don't think it is available on DVD.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 2:29pm.

Blind Gossip is so fucking stupid. If she already replaced the guy that punched the computer screen, why would she be requesting a replacement that is unbreakable?
Another sign they make up their shit - this story can NEVER be disproven.

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I thought that too...the only way I could explain it is if the couple has kids, he will still be around the house on occasion. Penn and Wright have kids, I think.

I agree though, most of this is bs. Fun tho.

Charlie Sheen for the first one.

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No Words's picture

MizRo! So good to see you. Big *hugs* How's the job hunt?

nono's picture

#1 Christian Slater? I believe he is on his second tv show this year...

lynniepoo's picture

1. Charlie Sheen
2. I think it's Robin Wright Penn too
3. Let it be Brangelina - please! My first thought was Nick Lachey & Manilla Folders but they are barely "stars".

mike's picture

I want to know who #1 is so I can kick his ass.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 2:44pm.

If that was my cat, that douche wouldn't have made it out of his driveway, never mind to work!

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DeeDee's picture

Could #1 be David Spade? He's been on many TV sitcoms and prolly can't see over the steering wheel to avoid running over a cat.

QueenieBK's picture

#1 would come home to find all his windows broken, if that were my cat he backed over without an apology.

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Pretty sure #3 is Brangelina.
BuzzFoto always lists someone it's *not* that has a connection to who it actually is. Everyone says Megan is trying to be Angelina - so that fits. It also says there were rumblings about this online last week.
I think they are talking about this:
http://www.okmagazine.com/2009/08/angie-tells-brad-sleep-on-the-couch/
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MizRo's picture

oooooo loozer, honey!! That is a fantastic guess!
Alec Baldwin is a prick, imo - he fits the criteria and I can totally see him reacting that way!

i am a sloth's picture

could #2 be anniston?

if #3 was brangie, that would be great

wait, what?