Friday, September 4th 2009
Mickey Rourke Is Kinky
Loki's forever friend was arrested last night in London for murder eyeballs with the deadly weapon that is his face. Naw, Mickey Rourke was just playing around with the bobbies (Look at me, I'm English!) while he was taking a smoke break outside of a club. When Mickey saw the cops, he told them to put him in handcuffs. Yeah, I knew Mickey was a nastyfilthyraunchysucioassbitch who liked it kinky. Swoooooon. After the cop realized it was not Freddy Krueger standing before him, he had a laugh. But you know his ass thought about arresting him.
And Mickey should probably consider rolling a little Degree on his slobbery tittays before he goes out.
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The sad thing is my dad looks JUST like Mickey Rourke, sweaty greasy hair, too tight jeans, pot belly and swollen face and all.
I will discuss this new development of my daddy-issues with my therapist
He's good in the Wrestler but eew he looks so skanky.
You know, if you scroll the page so just their heads and chests are showing, it looks the the Bobby is popping Mickey in his rusty sheriff's badge.
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Holy shit, I had those exact same black pointy shoes back in 1993. Except mine weren't patent.
Hard to believe sometimes that Mickey was the lead character in a movie called Johnny Handsome. Then again, it was even harder to reconcile Young and Utterly Hot Marlon Brando with the Older Much-Fleshier Brando.
I like Mickey Rourke... he's just goofy and charming and always in on the joke.
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"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
Submitted by yaysandnays on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:45am.
Sweat-drenched titties aside, there's still something inexplicably charismatic about Mickey Rourke.
I think people keep mistaking his obvious mental problems for charisma.
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I have always found him sleazy and unattractive.
The sleaze is the worst.
I would go there still, even with The Face. Since I have worked in a deli before, he became hero for that scene in The Wrestler.
Sweat-drenched titties aside, there's still something inexplicably charismatic about Mickey Rourke.
Submitted by YangGuifei on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 10:12am.
"Funny in the Pants". Hee hee hee!
'Scuse me while I....freshen up.
@Green is Good
HELL YES!
TEAM HOT GINGE CONSTABLE..
Ever watch The Bill? Remember DS John Boulton? God he made me feel funny in my pants...
Follows DiamondDawg...yeah mine as well.
Coma Caca!!
MK waking up late is making me go to tmz
Hai Everyone,
Have you seen Mickey's IMDB page?????
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000620/
He's got ELEVEN PROJECTS, 3 in post-production, and one completed. The others are in pre-production.
I'd say he's doing pretty well for being rode hard and put away wet.
I somewhat agree Triston, but it is his genuine, humble demeanor that overides the mug.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Mickey Rourke looks like he was beaten within an inch of his life with a crack pipe, then flung into a ditch.
And to think this used to be considered hot back in the day?!
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MK, wake the fuck up! I'm sick of seeing Mickey's ugly mug!
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
*Sigh* Seeing as how it's a holiday weekend, we may be stuck with Mickey Rourke's face at the top until Tuesday!
someone hand m.k. some emergen-C stat! have we really been looking at mickey rouke for this long? or have i gone delerious? aghhhhh!
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Ha ha ha. These pictures are cute. Mickey has a nice sense of humor.
What is the attraction here with this guy? He is greasy, fugly, saggy, and he smokes like a chimney.
I ask you, how is that sexy? *shuddering*
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Dear Mae, sorry I missed you - Yep, I sure was up trolling - just like you, babe - and in answer to your other question, yes, that IS my kid, and she works the Ho Stroll with me! Isn't she a doll?
Happy day to ya!
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I would totally fuck that cop. just saying.. redhead english bobbies are hot.
breaktheleash is that your kid? and you are online in the middle of the night trolling?
Like a looooser mickey is here
reed the black hattitude and take the thug life !
this woman beater should have never gotten another chance. this come back movie was shit. this man is shit. there is a ditch waiting for him now.
@TheBreakdown - If you're lurking around anywhere around here, you've got gmail, Dahlink...so go check it... I'm going to bed for a couple of hours before I have to get up and get my hustle on.
Kisses...
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Is Mickey lactating?
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He gets away with this because he's famous. If I'd be standing outside a club and asked a policeman to handcuff me I'd be arrested for molesting a law officer, and end up spending the night at the police station... hm, makes me almost want to do it, except that I know that real life is never like in the (porn) movies...
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Yea but look at him? He is like my old Uncle Bert. He is always drunk. He looks like shit. He dresses like hell and he probably smells nastily. What a mess. His dogs probably piss on him and he doesn't care. What a dufus.
Night peoplezzz
half done with my packing...i am drunk.. i leave in 4 hours ..not ready to go "home: to get my new work visa and return to the staes.....
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Is this real life?
As I read this, I can't help but picture Mickey reading Dlisted, then waking up tomorrow and making the decision to apply Degree to his male tittays. lol! I love you Michael K!
Good luck with the move, DD! Nite, Chirio!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
G'night DD and Chirio...Next time bring more handcuffs or booze..You know that's what Mickey always requests in his riders!
Srsly, good luck, DD!!
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Nite DD! ♥
nite, dawg!
Damn, I feel so "hip" and "with it" like Randy Jackson. *flashes made up gang signs*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:44pm.
How come you moved so much, Dee?
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or your location?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:44pm.
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Don't fall for it! I faked deafness for 3 months once to avoid being bitched at! I've based entire relationships upon my ability to nod and smile!!
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I was gonna say that! I think that's when I went on my crazy scream fest. I told him to stop talking to me because someone was gonna call the police cuz of my yelling at him.
I still have some stuff to sort for the yard/garage sale (is there even a difference??), so I gotta go now. All aching back, legs, neck and heart.
Talk to ya tomorrow night, cuz you know I'm gonna be hella crazy busy tomorrow.
Have a good night y'all!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:44pm.
How come you moved so much, Dee?
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Damn! Don't give away all mah secrets!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:37pm.
Nope! It's Chris De Burgh, y'all!
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that's a blast from the past!! LOL
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Don't look at me - I could hear it as soon as I started reading her good advice.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:37pm.
Nope! It's Chris De Burgh, y'all!
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Well, his people were from Malta and I did spend a bit of time there at one point...LOL
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:44pm.
I think you meant Nitty. But I moved a lot as a kid cuz my momma liked to change jobs. I moved from NM to Texas because my husband got a job out here.