Saturday, September 5th 2009
SCRAGS BITCHES At The US Open
This might be some kind of record! Homewrecking hero Sienna Miller has been dating DJ Slinky Wizard (that name gives me the farts, still) for over a month! Yes, Sienna's bull dozer vagina has been dormant for that long, because DJ Slinky Wizard isn't married! You know the housing market is in the shits when even Sienna Miller isn't touching it (GONG!).
And while DJ Slinky Wizard's hotness registers at about 92 degrees on my scale, I hope Sienna doesn't have to call him that during sexy times. Can you imagine screaming DJ Slinky's name while he's hitting it from the back? That'll turn your fuck part into a sad face in 0 seconds flat.
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I think she is still kind of pretty...He looks like a slow, homely version of Jude with a bad underbite.
I always have to laugh when I see pics of this silly cow. She thinks she is the bomb. She thinks she is absolutely gorgeous and tries to act all sexy and cute. But I have always thought that she is overrated, she just isn't all that. Even way back when she dated Jude Law I thought she was a plain Jane. I wouldn't even call her pretty, she is mediocre looking. But people (the media) tell her she is beautiful and she fucking believes it.
Sienna you are fugly, you are nothing special, so get bent bitch! And when it comes to men you are desperate and pathetic.
She looks so ordinary in clothes. And are they dressed like twins or something?
I'm thinking that Miller's world must be a lonely place indeed. She is the kind of woman that other women instantly take a disliking to, because she has no honorary code when it comes to men. She is the kind of girl who is programmed by nature to be cute around men - taken or not - and oblivious to her own sex. She'll get by now, but as soon as her looks start to go ...
At least he has his shirt on! Don't ever wanna see that flabby mess again!
You know, when you look up Salma Hayek, she is listed as an actress, director, and television and film producer.
I wonder what i says when you look up Sienna Miller? Sienna Miller, whore, home-wrecker no talent?
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
I would give my left breast for such awesome seats to the US Open. This fucking bitch isn't even watching. Someone please banish her from my planet.
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！
oh yes being young is a perfect excuse for acting like a slut...mm hmm!
*rolls eyes*
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
This is so staged. Interesting how these photos of Sienna Miller with her PR stunt shows up during Labor Day weekend, the weekend where the married man might be spending the holiday with his wife and kids. So what message is she trying to send to the married man? Is she showing the married man this is what will happen if he gets too comfortable with his family during the holiday? Or she is secretly planning to meet up with the married man for the holiday and is trying to throw people off with these shots of her sister's ex feeling on her behind?
No matter how much she and her pr team spin it, this relationship with her sister's ex boyfriend is just a cover for her affair with the married man. Someone got tired of shelling out money to clean up after her antics with the married man so she was probably told to shape up or ship out. Wasn't she whining about how the paps never leave her alone? After managing to evade the paps for several weeks out of the blue the public is graced with photos where she is once again engaging in pda with a man for all to see. Why does she determine her worth in life by the number of times she is spotted engaging in pda with a man? And she wonders why people don't take her seriously or why she doesn't have box office credibility. She needs to stop allowing her personal life to overshadow her career. What happened to being like JD?
So now we are supposed to believe that the DJ and she are in love because they make out in public and he puts his hands on her behind? Wasn't she sticking her tongue in BG ear a month before she made out on the boat with the DJ, so how could this be love?
I still don't understand why dj's are famous?
so very very derivative
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Wow.. I thought Little Miss Skank had attached her little shop of horrors vag to a regular guy for once. Nope, turns out DJ Slinky is her big sister's ex-bf. Shiiiit, that won't make family get-togethers awkward at all...
I'm all for letting one's inner slut become one's outer slut, but BITCHPLEASE...fucking your sister's ex is ridiculous. Who's next, blood relatives?
Bishes, pleaze!!! I LOVE my girl Sienna! You've got to do the fucking around when you're young! She's doing it right. If she were a guy she'd be called a "ladies man". I'll call her a "gentleman's woman". Bishes, don't be envious, it gives you wrinkles!
Am I the only one that thinks those pictures are staged? Her body language says no don't touch me skanky wizard!:
Whoops, 2X post! Sorry.
I pity the people sitting behind these two ass-hats, having to watch Slutienna and DJ Slinky Douche-nozzle groping each other. They didn't pay to see white trash groping each other in public.
I'm with putsomestankonit.
She can be very charming but she's also complete trash.
Upgrade for her. Downgrade for him with the possiblity of herpes.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
It's funny - all this lovey dovey stuff but, in the one picture she's looking right at him - she actually looks pretty annoyed. And I do believe he's yawning. Haha!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
looks like she's trying that whole "acting" thing again... no way in bulldozing vagina hell did she trade in a Getty for a DJ.
$20 says she's contractually obligated to stay away from married peen until GI Ho is out of the theaters.
Sienna is what my best friend would describe as a woman who needs a penis in her life in order to justify her existence.
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I am not a pussy.
Love the faces on the two people behind Sienna and whats his face, where he's grabbing her butt. They sum it up!
This is her summer fling/rebound fuck buddy. By November she'll be up to her old tricks (or is that self?)
Grabbing ass at a tennis match...that's what I call klassy. Just as klassy as Pam Anderson is in the upper right corner.
Ha! Sienna already has served more balls than the US Open...40 Love!
Why is Slinky Wizard wearing that pink string on his wrist? You can see it on thumbnail #4 and #11 (where he's picking his nose)? The Kabbalah string is RED. What's with the pink string?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 11:49am.
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Another day, another hot avie.
He is pretty hot, I'll give him that.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Slinky Wizard??? Is he serious?
For some reason his name made me think of that French scrawny effeminate creature Sliimy that Porkez Hilton keeps salivating over.
Him cupping her ass. How classy. I thought at tennis matches you were supposed to act civilized.
I'm watching this movie the jumper. Worst. Movie. Ever. Rachel bilson better be glad she is hot because she can't act for shit.
On topic: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
I don't get the fascination with these actresses and fucking DJs? At least he is much more attractive than her other fucks.
And I can't be the only one who hates that scraggly long hair? Either straighten it or chop it. Long and stringy is fucking nasty.
They both look like they were rode hard and put up wet.
Another day, another blonde bimbo.
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Bottom-feeder.
How old is this hoe?she always has that Lohan dirty hair/skin. and hell NO, that dj dicky jizz whatever is not attractive.
Coma Caca!!
At first I thought it was HoHan.
God I hate this woman!