And This Is How HoHan's Trying To Get On True Blood....
Whenever HoHan calls the casting directors at True Blood, they probably cackle until the connection goes out. So HoHan has been forced to audition on Twitter. Yes, it's come to this. HoHan, who has already admitted that she's a major True Blood fanwhore, posted these pictures of her as a vampire on her Twitter. Nice try, bitch. If the show was called True Cokeywhore, then she'd get the starring role, but unfortunately it's not. The only way I could appreciate her Hot Topic-approved vampire look is if we were at a goth rave and I had a pill up the butt.
And here's a few pictures of Jason Segel busting buttons (LITERALLY) while arriving at the Chateau Marmont last night. Apparently, that's HoHan in the backseat of the SUV with him. They were partying all night together. And that's how she's going to get on How I Met Your Mother. Do who you gotta do, HoHan!
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She is an ass...Her fangs arent even on straight.
his belly in that shirt busting out like biscuits in a can is far more disgusting that any pussy slip one of these hollywood hoes EVER had!
Dear Jason Segal,
Tsk tsk tsk. How I used to love thee. You seemed warm and cuddly; unsure of yourself and yet confident in your talents. Hilarious, genuine, and your average Midwestern type of dude.
Now you seem gross. Smarmy. You look like you’d smell pretty bad, like a mildewy block of cheese and flop sweat. I think you’re high a ridiculous amount of time, and now you think you’re funny, which makes you completely unfunny.
Have fun partying with Lindsay Lohan. I’ve now lost all of the crush I once had on you.
these pictures of her are too fucking funny.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
those fangs can be a dangerous situation.
She's delusional
She's old. Teenagers don't want to see her leathery ass.
Someone mentioned Twitter where I hadn't been for a long time - my favourite LiLo/SamRo twitter:
SamRo@LiLo): What are you doing sitting next to my car?
LiLo@SamRo: What is your car doing sitting next to me? dork!
So much pathos in two short sentences. So lovely.
Also, the guy in the fang pic is Jorge Perez Jr. His site's not up yet but like LiLo, it's COMING SOON! - he's a photographer.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
oh hell no!
xxxxx
Pathetic, but somewhere deep inside I believe she could be good if she just pulled herself together (I'm an optimist after all). And Jason is all cute and chubby and squeezable.
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"I've been creating a bunch of shows that I've written treatments for and that I'm going to be producing" - hahahaha!!! I'd like to read them.
And to think she got to act alongside some of Hollywood's heavy hitters like Shirley Maclaine and Natasha Richardson. She is such a fool.
Oh Lindsay, how desperate to twitter an audition. How many lines or hits off the crack pipe did it take for you to post those god awful pictures.
Jason, NOOOO!!! I loved you!
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!
if they cast this junkie on my "trueblood", i will stop watching...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
If that crackwhore got let on to True Blood I will never watch it AGAIN.
THIS is what crack does to you
the bitch thinks she's a fucking vampire
**AL][**
Lohan, you stupid skank. Stay away from my show.
And WTF JASON SEGEL?? I JUST got done watching your ass on pay-per-view twenty minutes ago and now I come on Dlisted and see this shit? Ugh, I'm so disappointed...
MK!
You missed the other pic! If I didn't know better, I would think Lohan was rooooollllinnnnn...
http://twitpic.com/g67ue
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
UGH... as much as I love True Blood, if they ever let her on to the show, I would stop watching it.
Submitted by pomegranate on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 6:54pm.
ITA...Evan Rachel Wood looks beautiful in the role, but she is a lousy actress...I could almost *see* the script in her hands as she was reciting her lines!
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Wasn't she just awful? And her lines were ridiculous. I canNOT believe that someone who came of age thousand of years ago would talk or act in that manner.
HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
knowing lohan, I'd bet 50 bucks those "fangs" are the leftover jizz from the BJ she just finished.
What a stupid spoiled vapid fuck. I used to feel sorry for her with her lame ass parents, but she's a fucking adult. She literally has opportunities handed to her that starving actors and actresses would kill for, and she fucks them up. Photo shoots with millions of dollars worth of jewels she steals, movie roles someone who gave a shit would love to have, designers sending her amazing clothes and jewels....and she doesn't fucking care.
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"Look, hon, I love you and everything, but listen to me...You are a foul cunt...Everyone knows it...Why the HELL do you think these seagulls have been following us around squawking like demons? -Tigerlilly
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！
I agree with whomever said she ruined Jason Segel. I am so done with him now.
Submitted by stake_spike "I thought they jumped shark when they hired EWR (she seems so fake in the role), but now that I look at it, at least they didn't hire that skeezer."
ITA...Evan Rachel Wood looks beautiful in the role, but she is a lousy actress...I could almost *see* the script in her hands as she was reciting her lines! Better though than Lohan, absolutely!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 6:12pm
Actually, I wish Alan Ball would 86 all the other actors, bring back cute little Godric, and make it the Eric/Godric All The Time Show. Screw narrative and the other characters - well, except for Lafayette and Pam. They could guest-star occasionally. But the rest of the time: Eric&Godric4EVAH!!!
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LOL. I was actually hoping they would call it the Eric Northman and Friends show. Sookeh is the most boring part of TB.
OH HELL NO. One petulant, childish blond star on the show is quite enough, thank you, and I'm not talking about Ryan Kwanten.
Actually, I wish Alan Ball would 86 all the other actors, bring back cute little Godric, and make it the Eric/Godric All The Time Show. Screw narrative and the other characters - well, except for Lafayette and Pam. They could guest-star occasionally. But the rest of the time: Eric&Godric4EVAH!!!
PS MK so needs to make a "Scrags Bitches" tag - this pic would be one of the first to fall into the category.
Lindsay Lohan + Megan Fox. I see it happening.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 4:52pm
Black and white plus hair covering most of the face will make anyone look great.
Believe me when I first saw it I was like wow White Oprah is looking young, then I realized it was Lezlo and thought at least she doesn't look as bad as usual.
She is desperate and a little sad but I think she looks kind of pretty in that first picture. Maybe I should stop drinking...
*tazes self*
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
She must be pissed Evan Rachel Wood got the Queen role (and will be all up on that hot piece next week). I remember when those two first came out (both had red hair and were child actors so they were supposed to be competeing) and Lezlo was the bigger of the two and she was supposed to be this future Oscar winner blah, blah, blah. ERW however has pretty much stuck with plum roles. Except for bangin the walking dead, she's been keeping her career on point.
And sad little Lohan has resorted to this. I thought they jumped shark when they hired EWR (she seems so fake in the role), but now that I look at it, at least they didn't hire that skeezer.
Noooo Not Jason Segal!! ugh-she just ruins everything. Loved him in Freaks and Geeks-he was too cute. She looks like she bunched up pieces of kleenex for fangs. *Rolls eyes*
I've been looking at her twitter for some time now (as well as SamRo's -- hey, I'm not working right now) and I've noticed she always has a whole bunch of @samantharonson posts all over hers and SamRo hardly ever, ever posts anything directly to her. She flirts with Sam all day and it's always one sided and it's really sad.
There is another post on X17 of HoHan taking Ali to the Crown Bar with her last night. I give Ali three years before she fights with Lindsay over some guy and beats her into a coma.
Come at me bitch!
Since when are vampires orange?
ugh, she is so fucking desperate.
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Right, you're bloody well right
you know you got a right to say
-Supertramp
it's the equivalent of dressing in a cat woman suit.
(and the cold sore doesn't help)
Jason Segel is fucking gross- I don't care how cool his friends (Judd Apatow and Company) are. His character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was so pathetic I was hoping he would be killed in a freak accident just to be put out of his misery.
Wouldn't have been more appropriate for her stick syringes in her mouth instead of fangs? If she were a real vampire she probably would only feed on the blood of crackies and drunks to get that that "undead buzz".
I don't picture her like Catherine Deneuve in "The Hunger", hanging out in stylish clubs while prowling for victims. I see her doing the speakeasy or house party circuit, trying to bite thugs or baby-dykes while desperately trying to get the taste of weed and Red Bull off of her tongue.
By the way, at this point I doubt the producers of "Vampire Lesbians Of Sodom" would use her. She really is *that* over in Hollywood.
I sort of had a budding crush on Segel, but seeing him hanging with this bottom dwelling no talent in a shirt that looks like its from the Mooriah for Men line kills it. Damn you Cokehan!! He better not put her in his Muppet movie or else I will seriously fuck somebody up.
now I'd actually WATCH something called True CokeyWhore
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
FRECULA !!!
Freckles, fangs and a fire crotch
oh and i also like how she has paris and london as some of her fucking locations on twitter...just the little global jetsetter you are lindsay...
...i'm at a loss for words... i'm sure i was fucking lame when i did coke (YEARS AGO) but i did not document it/twitter/broadcast it for the world to see...i'm embaressed enough for the 5-7 people who had to deal with me....this is actually sad to me, seeing her at this pathetic
1. FAIL.
2. Segal looks totally busted to be caught with her. Proof that there are shame-fucks, and then there are SHAME-FUCKS.
Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 2:38pm.
I did not realize who this dude was. How very disappointing.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
@trillian : She'll only bite you if you powder your neck with crack.
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Bottom-feeder.
She's going to dislocate her jaw if she tries to bite with these ...