Saturday, September 5th 2009
Megan Fox-Ism Of The Day
Megan Fox on Zac Efron's Interview Magazine cover from April:
"He's beautiful. He's the next Elizabeth Taylor. That picture made me think of it. "I just like to make fun of him."
You know when a child is yapping to you in their own strange language and you have no idea what they're saying? You just nod every few seconds, throw in a "Yeah, uh huh," and then finally hand them a cookie to stop them from talking and stop you from bashing your head into a wall. Well, when you read a Megan Fox quote, just do the same thing.
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i think she's hot.. isn't it? a rocking superstar.
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Seriously, has it turned into celebrating mainstream mediocrity ?
Bring back the Greats !
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I ♥ Zac Efron. But don't tell my friends, k? Cuz then they'll think I'm not cool:)
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
These people seem so blah... Hollywood, modern Hollywood is a fahkin Bore
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I found a great dating site________S e e k i n g R i c h . C o m________.
The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..
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She's obsessed with Zac Efron. Methinks a certain ho couldn't handle it when Princess Zac's peen went barreling back into his body to eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's and watch "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" instead of plowing her hongray no-no. He's gay, sweetie. It's not you.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I don't really understand why so many people ditch Efron...he is a young boy who is trying to man up his game(working out,sports etc) and he doesn't seem stuck up or full of himself to me but rather insecure,really nice and down to earth..he went through a horrible skin condition during puberty and wore make up for like 2 years,big fuckin' deal..if you were constantly in the spotlight and felt you weren't in top of your game you'd cover that up too...anyway he's a normal guy having fun along with it..Megan on the other hand could be so much more attractive but not so when she presents herself like a used up tampon..
I wish someone would just cut her tongue out of her mouth already. There's no good reason to constantly be subjected to viewing this pigs tongue. And the best part about cutting out her tongue is that she couldn't speak. Kill two birds with one stone. No more tongue sightings and no more assinine comments.
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Can't fix stupid, Captain Obvious.
So desperate to be Angelina, she even professes to have the same mental problems as Ms. Jolie. Since when is it hot to be batshit crazy? It's easier to be nuts than smart, I suppose.
Gag this bitch already.
The drivel that fall from her lips is her downfall. Over-hyped, over-done.
I used to think she was pretty but the bitch has no boundaries.
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That's the problem with good looking women -- no one calls them on their bullshit, so they end up just plain crazy.
What is it with that girl and her tongue, does she think thats sexy, she looks like a moron.
Oh, shut up, bitch... Liz Taylor is a real star, you don't even deserve to pronounce her name. I don't know if a ball gag will be enough, maybe a giant dildo down her throat?
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Why are they hyping all over Pete Doherty's long lost twin brother and Jane Dickinson's little sister? I don't see any hotness.
*stuffs a ball gag in Megan's mouth* Much sexier.
The workings of showbusiness never fail to amaze me. Everytime a starlet is written of a new one presents herself. She in turn is worshipped to a point where she loses any perspective of herself or the real world. As a result the ingénue's star starts to fade away at a rapid pace. Anxiously waiting in the wings is her replacement, eager to undertake the exact same route. The casualties are numerous: Lohan, Dunst, Barton, Spears, etcetera. Some make it to the age of forty-something, like SJP, to find that they have been living on borrowed time.
Stupid Miseralba was the same way. HA! "was." Anyway that dumbtard swore and talked crap about Hollywood people and look where that got her.
These two twits are one in the same. "Oh I'm too pretty. I'm a real dork. I'm a lesbian, I hate men." SHUT UP ALREADY!
And to think that there are tons of Hollywood hopefuls working crappy jobs and going to audition after audition hoping for that big break. This bitch has no idea.
Oh bitch please. Who has this bitch NOT talked shit about? Like I said she better start making the rounds at her local strip clubs cause those are the only places that are gonna want her ass.
And WTF is up with her stupid tongue. Is she trying to pick her nose or something? Damn I want to sock her in the face so bad.
Is she REALLY considered hot?
She looks kind of trannyish to me.
I don't know.
Bring back Audrey Hepburn, I'm sick of this whore!
Every time she opens that bitchy mouth of hers, she digs a deeper grave for her career.
She won't be able to get a job in Hollywood next year.
@ pomegranate and @ matador
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Totally agree with you, guys. Plecostomus is so funny!
Michael K should have a daily Plecostomus post with the latest makeover.:-)
And why can't Zac be the next Angelina Jolie...oh that's right...she's the next one.
Did they cut out the part where she said, "And he buys all my shoes for me, and we wear each other's clothes and giggle about all the hot boys!"?
Nah, seriously, Zac Efron is creepily wax-like. He's not beautiful because he looks totally inorganic. And by "the next Elizabeth Taylor," does she mean he's going to marry a few thousand times, deck himself out in lavish diamonds, become a tabloid fixture and eventually become a sad wreck of his former self?
Ugotnerve, no I get that vibe too. Assuming pop culture doesn't forget him in the next five minutes. It totally wouldn't surprise me...
And that picture is really abysmally stupid. I guess she's going for edgy-era Jolie with that curled tongue, but the thing is, Jolie kept her eyes front-and-center when she did it so she looked intense. With those rolled-back eyes, Fox just looks like she needs a wallet jammed in her mouth so she doesn't bite her tongue.
Hot can only keep you relevant for so long Megan...
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That whore is *trying* to channel Angelina Jolie's pic. Miserable fucking fail.
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It's funny that she goes after Zac Efron...she's about a thousand times more superficial than he is, and I'd bet he'll have more staying power than she will in H-wood.
Submitted by Matador on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 5:21pm.
The ever changing Plecostomus avi is one very good reason for browsing the comments every day. LOL...
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Agreed...they always make me chuckle!
She's desperately insecure so she says these things for attention. Why her agent every let her do an interview without PR people is a mystery. No wonder the only person who can stand her is that Zlist Greene.
She's going to lose her looks and then she'll just be a bat shit crazy loser with stupid tats.
words fucking fail me....
well at least now me and megan have something in common.....
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i love how her tongue is always trying to escape her mouth. poor thing.
Snideychick sez:
By the looks of it one cookie wouldn't be enough. Shove in the whole damn box of cookies. There's plenty of room.
Attention hungry twat needs to STFU!
Megan fox needs 2 healthy doses of STFU, given intraveously. It's hilarious when an empty headed moron like her thinks that "I be smart" and feels it's her duty to tell the world exactly what's going on (or, for that matter, not going on) inside that fucked up head of hers.
Megan, just put on something tight, smile for the camera & SHUT THE FUCK UP. That's all you're good for...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Say what, now? This bitch isn't even trying to make sense anymore.
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ughhhh.. she's not even funny.
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I made a play for him to get a bump in the tabloids and he like, so wasn't into a Nobu bathroom blow-job for like, pics in fucking US Weekly. I know, right... total f**.
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This is just a case of the Pox calling the Twinkle wack.
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Bottom-feeder.
She compared Michael Bay to Hitler and said that he's socially akward. Is there no end to the verbal diarrhea that escapes her mouth?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Whenever I see her with her tongue hanging out, I never think, "Oh, sexy," or "Pikachu licker."
Instead, I just want to shove her head out an open car window so that the slobber from the German shepherd in the front seat will hit her square in the face.
I really dislike this insufferable cow.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Ugh... I need to go wash my lady parts and soak in a warm bath. I feel dissssssssssssgusting for saying this..
This quote does not bother me.... And that's only because i actually agree with her. Zach has gayface for days. All of those tweens who go nuts over him are our future's Fag Hags. Enjoy.
And which female celebrity was at an awards show with him (Teen Choice Awards i think) said that he had way to much make up on, even for tv standards. He looked odd. Almost trannyish.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Can't Megan Notfoxy keep her goddamn tongue in her mouth? Didn't her mama tell her if she kept doing that her face would freeze? She's useless.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
She's so fucking stupid. He is CLEARLY the next Liza - http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LKMQjVM3Y3Y/R1KMkYmUOAI/AAAAAAAAA7M/KbHeIZqQv3...
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LOL, Filthy. Fucking awesome.
He may be the next Charles Nelson Rielly.