Sign Of The Apocalypse: Brit Brit Singing Live
During Brit Brit's "Mah Christmas Pussy Is Hanging Out" show in Greensboro, NC last night, she sang Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know." Yes, she sang it and did not lip-synch. I didn't even think it was possible for sound to come out of Brit Brit's mouth while she's on stage. Yes, she sounded like one of the Chipettes with nasal allergies and was dressed like Bret Michaels just told her that her tour ends here, but at least she actually "sang." Mind. Blown. If she starts dancing on stage instead of walking and waving, we should all prepare for THE END!
And who do you think she dedicated that song to? My guess is that she was singing it to Chester Cheetah, because you know he was bumping it with Betty Crocker on the side. Or maybe she was thinking of KFed and his first love: DONUTS. Just so you know, Brit, several slutty donuts have gone down on KFed in a theater. Sorries.
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Her voice is so fucking annoying! But her songs are pretty catchy. *hehe*
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she has the money to get her mess together but chooses to wear hideous weaves that are barely attached and clothes that a mother of two shouldn't be wearing. even her younger sister knows not to wear skank shit. she's so delusional but because she's surrounded by "yes" people, they let her make an ass of herself.
If you ever heard her sing the star spangled banner off key, which I unfortunately have, you'd be convinced that she is a manufactured singer and that her recorded songs have been doctored and overdubbed.
No wonder Britney's all fucked up, man. Totally procrastinating so I had a little K-Fat rundown...I almost think he got fat just to give Britney something...anything to feel good about.
He dated SO many hotties. Omygoodness. Hot women - tarts, yes, but SO hot. And then he ended up with Victoria here who is just about the most down-to-earth person I've seen on a gossip site. Everyone tries to take her down a notch but she always looks happy and healthy:
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2008/12/...
She's not beautiful but she's not on the cover of FHM either...and I'm willing to bet they asked.
and her quotes are not retarded either:
“Sure, it’s hard being apart but I don’t feel threatened by Britney.”"I think it’s great that Kevin and Britney are working together for her their sons,” she said.
“Everything is good between us and everybody is trying to make the best of the situation,” Prince added with a smile. “At the end of the day, the boys’ needs are being met with this arrangement.”
She even had the good grace to look a little mortified in her mugshot.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:41am.
Tristram, she needs to wear pants that actually fit an adult woman, not a 16 year-old. Actually, Brit needs to stop wearing spandex. It's not flattering on her.
Yeah.... She's got that disease where someone thinks everyone wants to see the person's bod but we don't. Even her hair looks like crap--when it should look great for a concert.
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The very reason that she was so successful in the beginning of her career was because dirty old men lusted after her.(those days are long gone, period). You add to the fact that she had a "no expense spared" entourage of video and sound engineers to back her up, there was no way she was gonna fail. There's an old saying "flogging a dead horse". And her PR people are gonna make damned sure they squeeze every damned cent out of her "Talent" (and I use that word very lightly) to recoup their investment. If this generation believe that they are getting their moneys worth when going to see her then I am happy for them, I just hope they don't become surgeons or politicians because then we are all fucked...
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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:36am.
Here's a better vid of her massive caboose and stubby legs crammed into stretch pants:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdRKmTb82nQ
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OMG! Those are the pass/fail pants! She fails.
I can hear her. I know they picked this song becuz her voice is kinda like this now - it made sense. Personally I think it's a pretty good choice. Of course, she let the audience sing a lot of that for her;p And she's just not good. She's not fun to look at, she sounds JUST ok. Just barely.
I would pay more money for a Karaoke contest than I would to see this ho, ANY DAY.
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Now I have the urge to go to Itunes and pick up Alanis' original version.
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Tristram, she needs to wear pants that actually fit and adult woman, not a 16 year-old. Actually, Brit needs to stop wearing spandex. It's not flattering on her.
Submitted by Thornhill on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:30am.
Britney is very entertaining, she's good for a laugh......
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LOL! I was just thinking that: I hope she sings again! This is the most entertained I've been in ages! LOL! It's working - ack!
And you know - I get the whole "big stage show" thing. Seriously - go spend your money on Cirque de Soleil - WAY better. And they don't get ate by their costumes: http://tweetphoto.com/f1614e
She's really just ok looking. And when she looked so great before - they worked her ASS OFF. She was all set to be a pudgy little ok looking girl and they said: Here, put boobies in! She said she didn't like the boobies (the only thing I will give this chick credit for) and so they said: Fine: 1000 sit-ups a day. THEN she was really hot. Anybody can do that.
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Here's a better vid of her massive caboose and stubby legs crammed into stretch pants:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdRKmTb82nQ
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Britney is very entertaining, she's good for a laugh......
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That's not Britney. That's a singing sausage.
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People don't go to a show like Britney's to hear music for the ages. They don't care about lip-synching. They want to see a huge stage show. Any show like Britney's with a lot of dancing, pyrotechnics, etc. is going to have a lot of lip-synching. Only certain people (like Britney) get knocked for it though because people view her as being undeservedly successful. Whatevs. Brit was mega-hot back in the day, is still pretty cute, and sounded decent for someone who is not a 'real' vocalist. I don't think Alanis was playing in the background, it sounds to me like Britney's just trying to do her best Alanis impression because she is no artiste. So essentially yes, this was karaoke. Still sounded better than most of the drunk hos I usually hear.
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This not her singing live, at best it's an overdub. I have more respect for the karioki singers at the local...
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When they realized that none of today's "pop stars" can actually sing. It then became about looks, bodies, fashion, marketing, money. Nothing to do with talent.
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Anyone who spends their hard earned cash to go see somebody lip synch, needs a check-up from the neck up...It was not that long ago that if you lip synced on stage you were ridiculed by the music industry, when did this become acceptable behavior...?
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I know Britney is not the best singer in the world. Far from it; but hometrick will get more respect if she takes the chance to fail singing live than resort to lip-syncing every damn night.
That being said, I would never buy a ticket to see her ass sing live.
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She looks like "Dog the bounty hunter".
So that's what a singing tasmanian devil sounds like.
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I cannot believe she is getting raves for this "performance". Vocally, she was awful. And it's the main reason she should stick with over processed dance music.
Britney's voice is VERY thin and high pitched. She sounds like a little girl singing karaoke. Alanis didn't have the world's greatest voice either. But....she had the anger and conviction in her voice. Alanis sounded like she was ready to MURDER Dave Coulier. LMAO!!!!!That's what made her version so damn good. It was REAL. It was raw. And it was honest.
Britney singing this song and everybody talking about how wonderful she was makes me so sad for underrated artists like Pink. Now, Pink would have KILLED singing this song. She's got the rawness in her voice and she's not some jaded pop tart just trying to be provocative and get folks talking.
Yay Canadian! Yay Britney! I think she did a great job.
O. MY. GOD. THIS is what they're using for her background on Twitter?!? NOT flattering. Duh!
http://twitter.com/britneyspears
Why? Cuz she was singing in that pic?
Do we really need to be standing up and cheering for this PROFESSIONAL $1000 a ticket SINGER cuz she was able to squeak out a Karaoke version of You Oughta Know? REALLY?!?
What the hell? There are people who can sing in this world you know. A whole bunch of them can sing and dance at the same time. They have power and presence - they're ENTERTAINING...even on a bare stage.
It's like I say about giving kids candy: Just becuz they want it doesn't mean they need it. It doesn't mean they can't be just as happy with something that's healthy. People only want this ho becuz she's familiar not becuz she actually delivers anything valuable anymore...GAH! So frustrating!
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Submitted by Lohohater on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:01pm.
there are a few peeps on here that actually figured it out: brit is singing over alanis' voice. thats the real song playing in the background.
Yep that's exactly what it sounds like...you can still here Alanis' voice...nice try Britney.
there are a few peeps on here that actually figured it out: brit is singing over alanis' voice. thats the real song playing in the background.
Useless, untalented, overrated skank.
Who the hell buys this cunts music.....
She also looks like Brooke Hogan in that outfit.
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It is pretty fucking awesome that Brit is singing (or attempting to) live. She doesn't sound that bad actually. She has never been a powerhouse vocalist and never will be. But she should own the voice that she has and sing live more often. Maybe people would stop giving her so much shit. I have seen behind the scences where she was in the studio recording tracks and her timing was on and she sounded fine. Maybe she was singing over Alanis's track but you can clearly hear Britney's voice. Her voice annoying or not is very distinct. LOL! Not ashamed to say that I own a few of her CD's and enjoy them. ;')
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It truly pains me to say anything that is not completely insulting about her, but I have to say, that didn't make my ears bleed the way they did the last time I heard her sing live. It's improvement. Though it's still a far, far cry from being anywhere near good. And she looks like a heifer in that outfit. I wonder if she truly believes she looks the same as she did when she was 20 and wears them that tight on purpose, or if she's just gained weight since the costumes were made. I would probably go with a little of both.
Well, that was better than I thought it would be, but that AIN'T sayin' much. Go Shitney. Yay. {eye roll}
why do idjits keep hoping for a Cheetolera "comeback"? dear lord, the humanity...
make.it.stop.
Umm.... at least she was singing live for for a change.
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I was actually at that show last night. It was really good, I thought she lip synced that song, too, until I saw everyone freaking out about it. I liked it. :)
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verses were live, chorus pre-recorded.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 2:21pm.
@Jazzy: Perfect! Gold Dust Woman!....Now ...what does Neil Young have that she can sing...?
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Hmmmm...how about Heart of Artificial Colors (Red 40 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5)?
@Jazzy: Perfect! Gold Dust Woman!....Now ...what does Neil Young have that she can sing...?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 1:46pm.
Yeah, I like to sing that song when my voice is all fucked up from this or that too...and Stevie Nicks...she needs to break out Leather and Lace later. LOL!
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She must sing Gold Dust Woman - gold dust being the residue left behind from eating Cheetos.
You go, goddess!
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Submitted by Sugartits on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 1:02pm.
Let's say for argument's sake that she is singing it live, she'd been better off to sing it in her own "voice" and not so closely imitate Alanis'.
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Honestly. I think her voice is fucked so bad they handpicked this song for her - to see if she could find her place with it. That's what this feels like: The Can We Possibly Fix This Bitch tour. Everything they do is like some kinda art therapy. And stoopid bitches all over the world are paying for it. Now, that's communism! I am pleased:)
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Submitted by Lory on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 1:43pm.
This would have rocked if those K-Fag wannabe backup dancers had been 300 pounds. I love realistic shit.
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LOLOLOLOL! O that would have been SO sweet!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Yeah, I like to sing that song when my voice is all fucked up from this or that too...and Stevie Nicks...she needs to break out Leather and Lace later. LOL!
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This would have rocked if those K-Fag wannabe backup dancers had been 300 pounds. I love realistic shit.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 1:29pm.
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Bitch can't SING!!
*Puts Christina on*
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And she is sporting serious muffin top from every direction. Doesn't she view any images from her show?