Tuesday, September 8th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Jonathan Taylor Thomas (28)
Pink (30)
Larenz Tate (34)
David Arquette (38)
Brooke Burke (38)
Martin Freeman (38)
Kimberly Peirce (42)
Thomas Kretschmann (47)
Aimee Mann (49)
Heather Thomas (52)
Sid Caesar (87)
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Whatever happened to that cute kid? You know, he did the voice of the baby lion in The Lion King animation.
Man, when I was in 7th grade so many girls were in love with him. This one girl who sat behind me in class would take out a small laminated heart that had his initials on it everytime she sat at her desk. And probably some pictures she found in whatever magazine. It was deep.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Happy Birthday Simba!
oh and i forgot to add: i love the hell out of pink but i think she's a few years older than 30.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
ITS OFFICIAL: I. AM. GETTING. FUCKING. OLD.
that said,
Johnathan Taylor Thomas is hitting 30 already? god damn i remember when he was a run around little brat on home improvement shit!
anyway, this is a hot virgo list. happy birthday.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
OMG! I'm getting OLD!!!!!!
Happy birthday to Pink, Aimee and Sid!!! And the rest, too!
omg little JTT is a little mancake of heaven now isnt he? shhhsoulLOL HB!
to all the birfday babies :)
OMG it's JTT!
(Haha...acronyms...)
I had the biggest crush on him when I was in second grade. I had the Tiger Beat posters and everything.
It's hard to believe that we're both super-old now (I'm 22), but honestly, I didn't even realize he was still alive until now!
Thank you, Michael K! You've made my day!
(Okay, I'll stop with the rhyming now.)
Aimee Mann is still the coolest chick in the room. Also, she looks fantastic at 49. Long may she continue to be more awesome than the rest us.
And I feel so old and yet not old knowing that JTT is only 4 years younger than me!
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There's the door, spaceman.
wow, Pink is 30....
LOVE Sid Caesar!
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There has been no one brighter than you
I can't deny these things that I do
Feels like the world's at stake 'cause
I have been waiting-I have been waiting for you
- Seal
Oh, my how he's grown! Jonathan Taylor Thomas - HB, you big gay boy! HB too to Heather Thomas, Aimee Mann, and Pink.
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Bottom-feeder.
wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome women and men waitting their another part on
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Do you want to miss this chance? come on !!!catch this opportunity,you'll have a bright future for the rest of ur life>
Loozer thanks Dee Dee and sympathizes with Jack.
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
Submitted by gransal on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:42am.
morning folks im a birthday slut today as well the big ole 25... happy birthday to the others
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Happy Birthday gransal! Don't forget to partay like it's 1999! Hope the coming year is full of blessings for you and yours!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:21am.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:00am.
Mornin' loozer. "DSL" is dick sucking lips.
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mornin... 'preciate the info as I too am old and un-hip.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:00am.
Mornin' loozer. "DSL" is dick sucking lips.
Happy birthday Pink and Brooke Burke.
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Submitted by OhFuckItsKatrina on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:09am.
Haven't seen that boy in YEARS. I had a million "JTT" posters in my room. And my cat tore up EVERY single one.
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Cats are evil. I should know, I have two.
Submitted by Newportjoey on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:51am.
Loozer be old and un-hip. What is 'DSL'?
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
JTT finer than a mofo still. He could get the bizniz...he might even survive. HB you sexay slut!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Has JTT come out of the closet yet?
I feel like I'm looking at L'il James Franco!
Johnathan has the best DSL in town! Now he a mo with one more year on his ass......Smooches, Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
morning folks im a birthday slut today as well the big ole 25... happy birthday to the others
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"CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS, CONDOMS"
Happy Birfday to hot-ass Brooke Burke! And who's the chick in the main pic...?
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Is it wrong for a rich and successful man to have a sugar baby? is it right that she falls in love with a handsome and charming man? It's human nature for her to want a younger and more attractive partner. NOW crazy time!!!! http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!!
Happy Birthday JTT. Little cutie!
Morning d-listers
Hope everyone had a great weekend ☺☼☻
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:17am.
i just laughed out loud at this picture...why?
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'cause he looks like an old lesbian ?
Happy Birthday JTT! I used to have such a crush on you. Happy Birthday to all the other sluts...
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
pink is only 30? really? hummm...
morning all!
28????? 28???? Wasn't he just 12 last month?
Still looks like baby.
HB to all!
FFS, I need bifocals. I thought that said Larry Tate (34). Besides being fictional, that dude would be in his 70s by now!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Haven't seen that boy in YEARS. I had a million "JTT" posters in my room. And my cat tore up EVERY single one.
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If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.
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Morning D Listers!
JTT is 28? Good lord. Still looks like a 16 year old in need of a haircut.
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Shittake happens...
what that kid is 28? I'm a yr older than him? whaaaaaaaa. how did these kids grow up so fast. so weird I still think he's like 9 yrs old. so weird.
mornin all!
Coma Caca!!
Mornin' Foxay ♥
For a minute, I was so happy that Brooke Hogan was almost 40. Then I saw it was Brooke Burke and I thought "who?", then I remembered that dumbass INXS show.
G'Day sluts! HB to those who have them!
Happy Birthday Thomas Kretschmann!!
Mornin' C Word & everbodies!
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
I can't believe JTT is 28, I feel so old. Wait, I AM old. lol
Looooove Aimee Mann! :)
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:29am.
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Mornin' Slim Trick, and the Bionic Woman aka DD Loaf, and Ophelia, and loozer, and....everybody! :)
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
No matter how old Jonathan gets, he still looks like a little kid to me.
Happy birthday Larenz Tate and Aimee Mann.
Good morning MK ♥ and Dlisters ♥
Happy B-Day to Sid, the other 80's Heather, Thomas K (U-571 is one of my fave movies), Pank, Aimee, Mr Courtney Cox and JTT (even thou he's 28 I feel like a perv for thinking he's cute).
The great Patsy Cline was also born on this date.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzq5X-p2C0Y
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
Aimee is a way kewl chick and also worthy of goddess status. Thanx VJ C word and top of the mornin' to all :)
Thomas Kretschmann is indeed a hot hot birthday slut. Seriously, he's the only reason I slogged through "Anatomy."
Happy Birthday to Pink, a hot slut!
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OMG I FUCKING LOVE JTT!!!!! I grew up with the hugest crush on him!!! *SIGH*
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:24am.
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Wow, good memories!
Mornin, Foxy♥Humps! :)
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
JTT was one of my favorite spank fantasies back in the day. Happy birthday, bitch!
Also, HB to Pink, my favorite almost-gayelle!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
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