This Is News: Jon Gosselin's Memaw Fell Down
Master douchemeister Jon Grosselin says his memaw is doing fine after she busted her ass in the driveway yesterday. An ambulance was called, Granny Gosselin was taken to the hospital and Jon later Tweeted that she is going to be okay. Granny Gosselin was there visiting the child army. Kate Gosselin was not there at the time, because it was Jon's day with the kids.
Hmm...Granny Gosselin just happened to fall in the driveway? Something in the milk ain't clean. I'm thinking Jon came outside in yet another Ed Hardy t-shirt and granny couldn't take it anymore. I know that I fall on the ground every time I see Jon's DDs stuffed into a doucherag. It's his fault.
Or maybe, just maybe, Granny Gosselin was wearing one of her grandson's "totally sick awesome" (his words) Ed Hardy caps and Kate's rabid possum clawed at her thinking she was Jon. Naw, let's go with the first one.
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The only thing I want to know is if Granny Gosselin is sporting THE Gosselin 'do? Like me? I'm one kewl cat.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:44pm.
When I saw the 'do in my town, she was crossing the street in front of Publix. I swear, I tapped the gas pedal ever so slightly then caught myself!
Gee whiz...I know it's a holiday weekend and all you dlisted horz are partying so you won't be tardy, but I got my own drunk going here and need to tell yall that I saw my first FIRST K. Gosselin dead possum do' last night!! At a Mexican restaurant!! I had enough free tequila shots to finally bellow "dead possum alert!!" at this fug woman..but she was drunker thane me so all she did was yell "woo hoo" at the international soccer big screen TV. I feel so proud of my dlisted heritage. I mean, we're supposed to yell "dead possum alert" when we see Katie Cunt's do, aren't we?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by wannamove on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
"she'll fine"... gettin your holiday drink on, Jon
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thanks for pointing that out, i didn't notice the first time i skimmed for 1.2 seconds....john was probably drinking zima (i wish)/coors light and banging hailey when he was supposed to be with grandma and she fell....
Regarding Ed Hardy, I was desperate to get the required composition book for my son's class and I ended up at Walmart (Ugghhh!) all they had left was the Ed Hardy themed composition books. They looked like shit! Who designs that crap?
I overanalyze things (and I am nosy) so I am wondering after re-reading the tweet: Concerned calls? Do they have a public phone number or something? Or do they mean calls to the TV station? Who is calling them?
Thanks for sharing, but I didn't give a flying fuck to begin with. Actually I didn't hear shit about it until now...
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When you see Ed Hardy T-Shirts on asswipes like Sly Stallone, Larry King and Liza Minelli, you know it's UNCOOL to be wearing Ed Hardy T-Shirts.
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Submitted by Zonko on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 2:20pm.
I live in Los Angeles, and these days, you can't GIVE an Ed Hardy t-shirt away out here. They're considered L-A-M-E.
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I can imagine. If not before, there could be nothing better to contribute to it's lameness than throwing it on an unemployed, potbellied father of eight who's whoring it up in Las Vegas without his family and calling that "promotional".
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I live in Los Angeles, and these days, you can't GIVE an Ed Hardy t-shirt away out here. They're considered L-A-M-E.
No one wants 'em -- the only douches wearing those rags are the paparazzi following Brit Brit and Hohan around.
The party's over Audigier.
"she'll fine"... gettin your holiday drink on, Jon?
Question: Is it true that Kate wouldn't allow or restricted Jon's family members' visits with the kids when they were together?
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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 1:05pm.
I hope there was a nice potted plant to catch her fall.
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Thank YOU, freebird! First guffaw of the day!
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I hope there was a nice potted plant to catch her fall.
"all the concerned calls"....like jon gosselin has a fan club or something...he should be arrested for elder abuse...
from one fellow unemployed dlister to (hopefully soon to be not another) ....GOOD LUCK !!
Submitted by person_of_interest on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 12:51pm
your avie is beyond creepy!
@Evil Shoe: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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He's been out of the news for a minute. You know he pushed her.
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He couldn't Tweet a video of the actual fall? Ingrate!
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More likely slipped on the ooze left behind from his pores...douchebags are notoriously oily.
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Shittake happens...
Btw, this post made me laugh.
Jon's granny. Bless her.
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Best of luck, Smurf :)
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@ shut the smurf up : Slay 'em! And good luck!
@little_rascal: That vision was supposed to be barfday gurl Foxy Brown. But now I have switched back to glamour via Grace Coddington of Vogue.
OnT: Maybe TLC should pick up Granny Goss and give her her own spinoff: Bringing Up Baby.
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Go get em smurf!
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Triscuit. 09/02/09
Ok Horz, I'm off to my lunch with the Radio Station CEO, please send your positive energy. I really really need this.
I haven't been this nervous since I lost my Virginity or something. :S
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Yeah, damn 100 yr old gramps and his skin cancer, oh and mom with her micro strokes.
I couldn't go on with out knowing Meemaw Grossy was going to make it.
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Triscuit. 09/02/09
Thank God because I was totally worried!
MK, this is too much fuckery, you need to stop reporting on all this assholes.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Good luck, smurf!
I'm sick sick sick of Jon "Summer's Eve" Gosselimp!
Ughhh...
I hope Granny Gosselin is okay, and should refrain from chasing Jon with her chanklas till she's all better.
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