Jennifer Aniston Is Losing Gerard Butler To Another Bitch
The neverending shoot for The Bounty is finally FINALLY finally over and this has Jennifer Aniston WORRIED! Page Six says that even though both Jenny and Gerard Butler denied sexy business was going on between them, there was definitely something there. But now that Gerard Butler has left NYC with his pug Lolita, the always "lonely and miserable" Jenny is afraid the love will die. Uh oh, if Jenny has the sads, this means every Entenmann's cake in the Tri-State area will soon be gone. My ass better stock up today.
And I knew that Lolita was trouble! That homewrecking little slut bitch! I mean, her name is LOLITA. Lolita is the new St. Angie.
But seriously, Jenny should know that it's not her, it's Gerard Butler's peen. His heart may say "stay," but his dick will always say "mo' mo' vagina." It's the way of the manslut.
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Someone please marry this hussy soon so I don't have to read about her vaginal trajectory for the next decade!!
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Agree with you. Fuck men! They are highly overrated. A woman doesn't need to be attached to a man to be fulfilled and happy in life.
Jennifer is attractive, rich, successful and genuinely nice.
And yes, she's had her heart broken a few times. So what? Haven't we all? She is human like all of us. We all date, fall in love, get our heart broken by unfaithful bastards, we marry, we divorce, we sob , we go on. She is just like every other woman.
Jennifer, you go girl!
She cast herself in the role as America's Favorite Abandoned Sweetheart after she and Pitt split, now she can't shake the needy/clingy vibe that went along with it.
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I don't feel sorry for Aniston.. he is a needy man!
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Gerard seems like a yummy enough cornflake to me.
Jen, you should have kept hold of that peen, even if that bitch Lolita was jumping up at your ass to bite it!
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@dementa:
Jesus, calm down. She's a movie star, not the second coming of Christ, for chrissakes. Don't get all worked up over it. The chick is rich and single, good for her. More women should feel the need to be single. Fuck men. Literally. (Either that or I'm way too jealous of Kim Cattrall's SATC lifestyle, LMAO.)
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 9:52pm.
I don't feel sorry for Aniston shes living the life. Its all just a creation of the media to portray her as needing a man. Shes just like Cameron Diaz, Kate Walsh, Kim Catrall etc All single.
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Either Jennifer Aniston gets terrible PR advice or maybe she's a little bit the way the media portrays her, making her an easy mark. I don't know. This whole desperate, clingy, need a man image needn't be attached to her. Another actress, who I don't believe has ever been married, but for whom this is not an issue is Gina Gershon -- who someone brought up earlier, I believe. She's a serial dater, too, no? But Gina Gershon -- and most of the ladies on your list -- are very confident in their "pretty girl" status. That's all Jen needs -- to give off a more confident, fuck' em (literally and rhetorically) attitude -- because she DOES have the life and she is no longer the slightly chubby actress whose acting teacher told her she'd be good on a sitcom nor the little girl whose mother told her she was funny rather than pretty. She is a movie star and I do think she needs to own it and act like she never had a doubt it would happen or that she deserves it.
As far as Brad Pitt, I don't care to ever hear his name in conjunction with JA's again. I might be more over him than Jennifer Aniston, Juliette Lewis, and Gwyneth Paltrow combined. But then I was *never* hung up on him. Most overrated specimen of a man. I'd rather watch My Antonio and laugh at how stupid and bad of an actor Antonio Sabato is but how cute... God giveth and he taketh away!... that is pleasurable to me. Long live the mimbo!
Who can keep up with all her boyfriends...Jenifer needs to handcuff them to the bed or something...going somewhere? I think not!
@ stars101
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I've never heard of manhunt blog. I'll check it out. But I'll tell you the truth, I like Dlisted so much, I'm staying here.
The commenters here are a very nice funny bunch of people from all over the world.I know you're from South Africa.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
I've started to read the manhunt blog as well. Those bitches that comment are so friggen funny as well especially in the Ask Dr Queerlove section
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Nice to talk to you, girl.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
LOL I remember Freddy once told me that my mother was an old skank when he got angry at me bashing Vadge and then I asked him what the heeelll he thought Vadge was? The virgin Mary.
LOL that is really a tranny on a mission. I can just picture this dude banging on a keyboard with two fingers.
Yes Mario got too much with his constant self-promotion. But the thing is he has no eye for talent, music or fashion. Yet he constantly is trying to get into those fields. Slimeball is a classic example of the kind of "talent" Mario finds
And I keep wondering which rock Slimeball crawled out of.
I bet Slimeball is giving Mario some "Teddy love". Did you see the cheesy lyrics to "Happy birsday"?
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@ Stars101
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On the day I was banned from Perez, I opened an account on Dlisted, and I LOVE it here!!!!!!
Michael K is so hysterically funny!
And I really disliked Perez. I only went to PerezHilton for comments, not to read Perez self promoting posts.
I do remember Freddy from Portugal, the Madonna fanatic. He called me "asshole" (his favorite) because there was a post with Madonna sitting in a chair with her legs spread wide, and I wrote "poor people in the first row.... I hope she douches", and Freddy told me to F@%^$&* off :-)
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 9:59pm
Mario is a big fat whiny baby. Have you checked out Mario's latest protege? Sliiiimmeeeballlssss. LOL so funny and retarded.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 9:59pm.
Hey. Hows it? The only thing I miss at dlisted is Freddy Mercury from Oporto. MK should lure him with a few complimentary Vadge posts
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Hi, Stars101,
I remember you from PerezHilton blog. I was banned from PerezHilton about 3 weeks ago. My name there was GirlsJustWannaHaveFun.
Submitted by Creepella on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 9:47pm.
I don't feel sorry for Aniston shes living the life. Its all just a creation of the media to portray her as needing a man. Shes just like Cameron Diaz, Kate Walsh, Kim Catrall etc All single.
If the men aren't worth keeping why do a Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, and keep a lameass man just so that one can be in a relationship.
I'll never forget that interview with Diane Sawyer (the crack is whack one) where Diane practically BEGS Whitney to leave Bobby and Whitney's like "he's my maaaannnn".
People who would rather be unhappy in a relationship than single are the desperate needy ones to me
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Submitted by dementa on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 9:26pm
He was the one copying her. All Jen got when she married Brad was a glorified chameleon who whored himself out to the media all the darn time
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Poor Aniston. Brad cheated and paraded his new ho right under her nose, and then after a public breakup moved in with Angie and all the media wants to do is portray Jennifer as a needy and loveless hag. Give the girl a break. She doesn't look unhappy to me.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 9:26pm.
The only person who dates for publicity is Brad Pitt. The man who has to change his look, way of life and style to match the woman he is with.
He is sooo lame at 45 matching outfits when the Olsen twins grew out of that 5.
He was the one using HER. Who begged for an APPEARANCE on HER show. Oh yes Brad Pitt. His movies are all FLOPS.
Thats why he needs a company to buy himself roles and can't go to movie premieres without speaking about "soulmates" and matching outfits with whoever his women du jour is. Its also the reason his kids can't stay in a permanent school.
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
AWWWW geeze, leave her alone! Just because she;s not attached doesn't mean she is scared and lonely.
Maybe she is playing it like a guy.
Maybe she doesn't want to be tied down.
Maybe she is fine like she is.
I wish the press would stop portraying her as a pathetic wretch because she hasn't got a steady guy. That is so sexist! Do they portray the single men like that?
Pugs are automatically hot sluts. You cannot lose to a pug with a cute wittle wrinkled face.
As for her desperation for a man, I think it's outweighed by her desperation to be part of a famous supercouple like she used to. Because otherwise she'd hook up with a hot plumber or lawyer or something.
But no, she's gonna keep chasing hottie actors without realizing that she lucked out by actually getting Brad to marry her ass rather than having fucky times and leaving without a second glance. It was a one in a million thing for her to get lucky like that; we're not talking Warren Beatty and Annette Bening, who knew how to hook her manslut and tame him. Jen doesn't know how to keep a manslut interested, and she doesn't have looks or personal complexity to fascinate them.
Desperation to such dudes means that they can screw you then leave you, not that they're gonna marry you and live happily ever after in a sparkly castle.
And lilie is right about why she's seen as desperate. She could easily put a "no talking about Brad or my divorce" clause into interviews, but she doesn't because they net publicity and attention and keep her in the public eye. So she's still rambling about waah waaah Brad is so meeeeaaan we're divorced I'm so sad yet strong! four years after. If you want to be seen as moving on, don't talk about it.
Oh, and when did all the sad, desperate middle-aged divorcees flood into the thread? No matter how many times it becomes evident that she's a desperate pathetic person (she dated JOHN MAYER! Twice! AFTER HE DISSED HER!) they insist that she's a strong emancipated woman who totally is not pining after anyone.
The funniest part is when Manistan's fans pretend that they KNOW her and KNOW what she's thinking, why she has all these uberbrief hookups, what she cares about, what preys on her mind, etc.
lilie, Jen does not whine about her divorce from Brad StuPitt. The only reason there continues to be a triangle in the media is because those two whores (StuPitt and Skankelina) keep her in it. Jen and their children are the only way they are staying relevent. The whores are the only ones that can't live without publicity. Their movies bomb and their life sucks. StuPitt and Skankelina use the children as human shields. Jen could careless about those two. She takes out the trash every day. The trash just keeps on living because of their "candid" PR shoots.
Is it just me or does Jennifer look like a tranny in this picture? This is the first time I get why people call her Maniston. People, especially the media, have the perception she's lonely and desperate because she's still whining about her divorce four years later. I know she does it for publicity. Other actresses like Reece Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman had very public divorces and they barely talk about their divorces. Jennifer acts like she's the first and only woman to get divorced. Gerard used to look so hot but now he looks like a drunken slob.
parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:50pm.
right girls? they are hot, and age appropriate for each other! Shocking!!!
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Yeah, that's a pretty sexy couple. Look at that! Beauty on the DListed:)
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
right girls? they are hot, and age appropriate for each other! Shocking!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:16pm.
John Stamos has been dating Gina Gershon for a while now.....I think they are a good (looking) match!
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O for reals...that's nice:)
Ok...who else...? How about that nice Luke Wilson...is he dating anyone?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:16pm
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No kidding! Now there's a spicy couple. Mmmmm
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John Stamos has been dating Gina Gershon for a while now.....I think they are a good (looking) match!
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Submitted by UKer on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by Romai on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 4:12pm.
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don't be so fucking ridiculous! Why the fuck should she get married just because narrowminded people like you feel that a woman is not complete without a man.
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You know why? So everyone would STFU about it! That's why!
I really don't give a shit whether this woman is married or not. I don't care about her RomComs or her divorce or her seeming lack of desire to have children or her boring hair. She takes up precious space and time that could be going to much more important people like Jodie Marsh! Or Phoebe! When was the last time we saw Phoebe up in here?! There are all kinds of cool things I'd rather read about than Jen - like, I saw this cool Gallery today of all art made of gum...or this dog that barks funny....I am just SO over the Brangelina Triangle.
And if marriage is what it takes then so be it! Marry her to someone! ANYONE! I care not who or why she marries but if she marries we will be free. I know this. She really should marry John Stamos - he's industry enough to keep her working and quiet enough to keep her away. And then maybe Brangelina will fade away too, then...Ahhh...can you feel it...? So lovely...
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Jennifer needs to stay Clooney and never marry again. Who needs the hassle? Georgie boy gets to have short term relationships with hot girl after hot girl, Aniston should do the same, except with hot younger guys. Hell, I should do the same.
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I'm with you.
Jeniffer is gorgeous with a fabulous figure and a pair of legs to die for, talented, genuine, very successful and a sweetheart. She is extremely loyal to her friends.
She is a real vulnerable woman just like us looking for someone who'll be right for her.
And while tabloids are writing dumb made-up gossip about her, Jennifer is laughing all the way to the bank. According to Wikipedia, her net worth is $110 million. For any woman to earn such a fortune she can't be as stupid and weak as gossip rags are claiming.
Team Aniston!
Jen should just shave her head already.
I liked it when she was married to Billy Bob.
That was cool!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 4:52pm.
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or maybe she never did go out with him in the first place, people tend to believe any old bollocks they read about her on the internet.
Shame Gerard couldn't keep that "300" body. Merde.
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I think Jen wants to compete just a tiny, little bit with Brad and Angie, so she keeps trying to make whoopie with the new, hot star in the scene. She is a smart, beautiful, if maybe a little too easy to get over, star who is worth lots of money. She doesn't need some new stud star to be her significant other. Forget competing with Brangelina. It will never work. I think she should just meet some nice looking guy who isn't famous.
If she does want to get married it'll be a task with everyone painting her to be a desperate woman when in reality she probably just likes variety in her fuck times diet.
I love how all the Jen haters on the loons decided to show up on this thread.
Stoney where are you? Your girl needs you.
Submitted by Romai on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 4:12pm.
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don't be so fucking ridiculous! Why the fuck should she get married just because narrowminded people like you feel that a woman is not complete without a man.
Jen is beautiful and successful in what she does, YES THE MOVIES SHE IS IN ARE NEVER GONNA GET HER NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR, BUT GIRFRIEND IS BRINGING THE MONEY IN! her last two movies were number 1 and she is one of the highest grossers in the industry, the best revenge is not looking good, it's actually being successful.
Submitted by imk505 on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 4:02pm.
Does she have to marry a movie star? Can't she be with a camera man or something?
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I really wish she would just find somebody and get married already. I don't particularly like or dislike her, but these stories get so old and they're just recycled versions of previous relationships. Come wake me up when someone prints something other than jealousy, loneliness, desperation or a break up in a story about JA. THAT might be news.
Does she have to marry a movie star? Can't she be with a camera man or something?
MAN! I think Lolita would say that Jenny's lookin pretty farfin ruff. And yeah, how bout a new 'do, already, Jen?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 3:25pm.
He looks like he could be Russell Crowe's little brother.
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Thank you! Glad to see I wasn't alone in thinking that, too. Must be the face-pudginess.
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Bottom-feeder.
He looks like he could be Russell Crowe's little brother.
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