Killing Hos On The Streets Of Paris
When Posh Beckham and RiRi see these pictures of Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel throwing the glitter in Paris, they just need to lock themselves in their room and stay there for eternity. There's no way they will ever be able to compete with this kind of hardcore tranny mess glamour! Game fucking over. Bill has got this!
I mean, a leather turtleneck, Wite-out tipped nails, one of Steve Nicks' old scarves, studded suspenders and a weave that Donna Summer probably coughed up in the 70s.... RAV.I.SHING. I just want to pick him up and use his legs to eat an entire bowl of low mein with. And it would be delicious.
Here's more pictures of Bill making bitches faint at the sight of him in Paris. I also threw in some pictures of Lady CaCa arriving in Bill's home country of Germany today for comparison. CaCa has a look of shame on her face, because she knows that she will never EVER have it like that.
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Well, at least he's someplace cool, so maybe he had a chance to blend a little. Hand to God, I saw a guy who looked and dressed EXACTLY like this at motor vehicle's today...in fucking NEW JERSEY!!! He did not blend.
My husband and I were dying because he kept his arms crossed the whole time so you couldn't tell he didn't have any tittays.
I have no idea who this tranny mess even is.
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I'm going to guess that "Dur en Grey" have something to do with all of this...
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... yes, those are all men in the images. A Japanese band with a German name. Mhhh....
Dude looks like a lady...
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maaan, stop writing about them, i live in the same city as tokio hotel - and yes, i don't dare to leave my house!!
He might as well have gone the whole hog and worn leathers trousers too... lazy faux-mo glitter goth.
Although secretly I like it. Ah, the anonymity of the internets hides my shame.
So glad I didn't see you headline that dreadful impression of a pop star. One of the most delightful things, however, about Lady Gaga is that in her desperately contrived originality and over-exposure she's completely exhausting whatever shit awe-factor she once had.
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For just a quick sec I thought it was Lohan with a bad dye job.
That video of Bill singing It's Raining Men...hmmm, interesting choice of song.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:50am.
Submitted by jizzballzz on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:49am.
I've fucked him. Chicken nuggets in sweet and sour sauce.
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That's what he tastes like?
Blehh... ;)
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Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:22am.
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I agree a bit about Gaga, but what the HELL has Shitney ever done to deserve our respect? At least Bill actually sings on stage and writes lyrics instead of dancing around miming like a half dead retard in clothes that don't even fit.
Kinda looks like the goth kids on the old Saturday Night Live.
People that try too hard get on my nerves.
I find him pretty and cute (as in cute boy) at the same time. I remember when they were on TRL, he just looked so cute!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:50am.
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Submitted by jizzballzz on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:49am.
I've fucked him. Chicken nuggets in sweet and sour sauce.
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That's what he tastes like?
Blehh... ;)
I've fucked him. Chicken nuggets in sweet and sour sauce.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:22am.
Consistency is for people who can't handle chaos.
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Emerson)
I don't even know what the subject is. Mr. Tokio Rose plays the rock star well.
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He looks like the love-child of Teri Hatcher and Michael Jackson.
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Consistency is for people who can't handle chaos.
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I must say, I don't get you guys at all.
You are all bent on ridiculing Britney Spears and Lady Gaga to the point where they are not even given credit where credit is due.
Then you go and say that the biggest power bottom since the jurassic period with an overbite the size of Ohio is beautiful and so on.
YouTube him. He is not attractive, by any means. He is gross. GROSS I TELL YOU.
Be a little more consistent, will you? PLEASE.
Oh,Bill.Why so gorgeous?
Emaciated Ignunce.
that is all.
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The tokio refugee is fine, no complaints there. But wtf is this Lady Caca? That's not an outfit, thats a shitfit! D:
Whoa! The big baldy behind him looks like my hubby with a smaller snoz.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 8:40am.
MS, do you really think if MK snagged his Boo that he would be sleeping???
Not a chance in hooker hell. ;)
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MS, do you really think if MK snagged his Boo that he would be sleeping???
Not a chance in hooker hell. ;)
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 8:35am.
Is he gay?
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He says no.
hahaha M.S yeah
Coma Caca!!
I have the feeling, MK is laying in Mah Boo's arms, still slumbering....aawwww....
Is he gay?
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I don't know, Bill actually looks a little sedate compared to other pics I've seen of him. Good looking kid, but yikes to the make up sometimes.
Happy Labor day, everybody!
I think CaCa and Bill the hot tranny mess need to do a duet or at least have a fake relationship like Madonna/Jesus.
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Wakey wakey, MK.
Entertain us ;) My work day is half finished already.......
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*Licks Bill*, huh? Oh yes, RiRi, Posh and Caca must be crying in the corner now. I like this description of him *settles in* .
Submitted by Kai on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 6:38am.
Well, I don't know German that well to hear their grammar mistakes.
Whatever, bb is gorgeous.
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I am German and I hear their mistakes :) Believe me.
There is something about him though, I agree :D
Well, I don't know German that well to hear their grammar mistakes.
Whatever, bb is gorgeous.
Submitted by Kai on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 6:28am.
I mean German.
You mean in English? Yes thay make mistakes, English is not their native language ( nor is mine) and they always say that their English sucks. Actually if compared with other German, Spanish or France (...) people their English is very good.
Submitted by Kai on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 6:10am.
Mother Superior , they all finished school ( not like some fucking JB) and they are very clever guys, it's only that interviewers ask them shitty, boring, childish questions, but this is the past.
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It's more the grammar mistakes that they make that get me, not the silly questions.
Mother Superior , they all finished school ( not like some fucking JB) and they are very clever guys, it's only that interviewers ask them shitty, boring, childish questions, but this is the past.
You said it best, those bitches are no competition for this androgynouss, handsome man.
Their music is OK, from what I've heard.
But when I watch German shows on which they interview Tokio Hotel, I wished those guys would have finished high school.
They sound a little dumb....