Wednesday, September 9th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Hugh Grant (49)
Michelle Williams (29)
Michael Bublé (34)
Goran Visnjic (37)
Henry Thomas (38)
Rachel Hunter (40)
Julia Sawalha (41)
Adam Sandler (43)
Constance Marie (44)
Mario Batali (49)
Angela Cartwright (57)
Tom Wopat (58)
Michael Keaton (58)
Topol (74)
Sylvia Miles (77)
Cliff Robertson (86)

Posted by: Michael K


Plecostomus's picture

*breathily* Happy birthday to Hugh.

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Bottom-feeder.

Beccarella's picture

And don't forget little Ava Phillippe...who is 10 today.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Submitted by sybil on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:30am.
ImpertinentVixen; Sylvia Miles was in Midnight Cowboy but Sarah Miles was in Ryans Daughter...an honest mistake, but if you do it again, I will bombard your inbox with photos of Clay Aiken! :)

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*tazes self*

How could I make such a mistake????

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nuby's picture

wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome women and men waitting their another part on
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sybil's picture

And Happy Birthday Mopa, you hot piece of ass!!

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ABC News; "President Obama stopped rubbing Bo long enough to wish Mopa a Happy Birthday!"

sybil's picture

ImpertinentVixen; Sylvia Miles was in Midnight Cowboy but Sarah Miles was in Ryans Daughter...an honest mistake, but if you do it again, I will bombard your inbox with photos of Clay Aiken! :)

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Rachel Hunter is only 40???....so she was on the cover of Sports Illustrated in a bathing suit when she was......6???? Sounds right!!!

Happy birthday Michael Buble.

http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Mopa! ♥

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day Mopa!
Yep, I had a senior moment and got confused. I love the movies and music of the late 50's and 60's. James Darren was really popular.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP18utQ_U6I&feature=related
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The C word's picture

Submitted by Mopa on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:13am
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Happy Birthday Mopa!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnjlZBzAAbw

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EastEndGirl's picture

Happy Birthday Mopa!

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Mopa's picture

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:43am

Cliff was the Big Kahuna. James Darren was Moondoggie. Both were just dreamy in that movie.

Mopa's picture

I'm a birthday slut today! Half of the people on this list are younger than me and the other half are older.

When I was a kid, I had a huge crush on Cliff Robertson after I saw him as the Big Kahuna in Gidget and was so excited we shared the same birthday. He's 40 years older than me.

Hekki's picture

This is the first "Birthday Sluts" where I've known who every birthday slut is. It's also the first where I don't hate someone in it.

Tristram's picture

According to Divine, the attention of a policeman was aroused by Grant's repeatedly pressing the brake pedal of his BMW with his foot, causing the brake lights to flash. (Wiki)

Wiki also says the resulting notoriety let Brown buy a house in Beverly Hills for her 2 girls and put them through private school.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Oh, how could I miss Julia Sawhala! Saffy darling!

"Ooo, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes."

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Provolone's picture

"Blowjobs are overrated"-Charlie Murphy

co-signed

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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:10am.

Lemme see: Divine or Liz Hurley? Divine or Liz? Hmmmmmm, I'll pick Divine.

He chose Divine over Liz because Liz wouldn't suck him off. He admitted it during an interview on British TV.

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Submitted by suzyqn on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:36am.
You forgot my favorite birthday slut, Scott Bakula.

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Gaa! I was completely in love with him on Quantum Leap! Poor Sam Beckett. I hated the ending to that series....too vague.

Michael Keaton had a birthday the other day too!

I just saw Sylvia Miles in Ryan's Daughter, an awesome, erotic movie. Totally worth the time and lush scenery too.

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Tristram's picture

Lemme see: Divine or Liz Hurley? Divine or Liz? Hmmmmmm, I'll pick Divine.

Chirio's picture

happy birthday blowjob. hehehe.

Coma Caca!!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

haha how nice that your fuck ups are captured for posterity. HB naughty boy.

One of my fave Adam clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTnq268y2ms
oh and just a tip, his new movie sucks major portions of ass.

Mornin' All :)

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:53am.
Being a cop in LA must be hilarious.
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I'm sure they earn a lot in hush money.

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Morbidosity's picture

Happy Bidet Mr Hugh Grant, you durty durty boy. And to the rest of you b-det sluts.. have a gudden!

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Provolone's picture

Being a cop in LA must be hilarious.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Happy Birthday, Mr. Grant.
4Weddings is my all-time fave "go to" flick when I have the sads.
And I have been having them for two weeks.

MtlMama's picture

"Topol"? That toothpaste for smokers??

http://www.shopinprivate.com/topwhittoot.html

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Albatross's picture

HB, Michelle Williams - my favorite celebrity mommy. God bless you!

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Tristram's picture

Angela Cartwright was great in that singing Nazi movie. (Also in the original "Lost in Space," but she and all the other actors got screwed on residuals by Irwin Allen.)

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day to all, esp. Cliff, the original Moondoggie!
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6900000/Gidget-Kahuna-and-Moondo...
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

Hugh Grant is hilarious off-screen. I fucking love him!
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Hugh, Luke Duke, Goran Visnjic, and Adam Sandler!

And an extra HB wish to Saffy! I really miss AbFab.

Morning MK ♥

suzyqn's picture

You forgot my favorite birthday slut, Scott Bakula.

NitWitty's picture

09-09-09 Birthday sluts. Wow, Hugh's nearly 50. Wonder if he needs to use Viagra before he picks up his hookers these days?
Good Morning, MK♥ and Snarkers!
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gucci's picture

was this picture taken when hugh got caught with the hooker? and damn he's 50 already? shit!

and wasn't michael keaton 58 a couple of days ago? mike get off the weed!

anyhow happy birthday virgo sluts!

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Nanners's picture

Got Herpes?

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

OMG, classic picture.

HB Hugh, you hot piece. And to Michael Bubbles and Goran Fishsticks, two other philandering manwhores.

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The C word's picture

Haha...have a 'divine' birthday, Hugh (always plays the same character but I luvs him).

HB as well to Elliott, Michael Keaton, and the rest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbhWftjWrEE&feature=related

Morning dlisters!

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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

EastEndGirl's picture

Happy Birthday Floppy.

And to the croc wearing, fat, sweaty chef. Your cooking redeems your choice to fraternize with Goopy.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:12am.
First Macauly Caulkin is almost thirty this summer and now Henry Thomas is almost forty? When in the hell did I get so fucking old?
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i'm right there with you. *sigh*

and a big fat LOL for MK using this mugshot

First Macauly Caulkin is almost thirty this summer and now Henry Thomas is almost forty? When in the hell did I get so fucking old?

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