Thursday, September 10th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Karl Lagerfeld (76)
Sanjaya Malakar (20)
Ryan Phillipe (35)
James Duval (37)
Johnathon Schaech (40)
Guy Ritchie (41)
Big Daddy Kane (41)
Colin Firth (49)
Chris Columbus (51)
Siobhan Fahey (51)
Kate Burton (52)
Amy Irving (56)
Joe Perry (59)
Bill O'Reilly (60)
José Feliciano (64)
Philip Baker Hall (78)

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 6:48pm.

"ewww bill oreily is a virgo ....ohh God" I know, right? Barf. And his b-day is two days before mine? Double barf.

Fat or skinny, I love Herr Kaiser Karl. He's so fantastically bitchy. And his sartorial vision is pretty impeccable.

HB to Philip Baker Hall. I love his voice and wise old man face. One of my favorite character actors for sure.
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Submitted by JeannieBueller on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 5:54pm.

Happy birthday, Siobhan. Shakespear's Sister was my favorite band in middle school.

I looked like a carbon copy of Siobhan.
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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 5:34pm.

I remember reading that the Kaiser had porked up at one point, but I don't remember seeing him like this. Maybe he needs a sandwich so he can get his smile back.

And Karl...take Pouty Spice with you!

Submitted by meh on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 5:29pm.

omg that photo of Karl the fat hater is BRILLS!

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Submitted by Niko on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:41pm.

Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:08pm.

Gah! HIDEOUS!! Just as ugly as the inside... holy shit!! Lagerfeld is one ugly twat. LOATHE HIM.
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ROFL.

The man is a genius and you just loathe him cause you'll never be able to afford a single thing he designed.

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Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:00pm.

LOOFAH! MACKRIS!

MizRo's picture
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:38pm.

Gah! HIDEOUS!! Just as ugly as the inside... holy shit!! Lagerfeld is one ugly twat. LOATHE HIM.

bornready's picture
Submitted by bornready on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:28pm.

Karl Lagerfeld should NEVER EVER EVER EVER smile. never. EVER!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 1:46pm.

*sigh* i had the biggest crush on big daddy kane back in the day....
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Submitted by gransal on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:25pm.

ewww bill oreily is a virgo ....ohh God

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:34am.

a fat Karl was obviously a happy Karl.

Are there any photos of a smiling skinny Karl ?

He looks like Elton John in the above pic.

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Submitted by Sorceressss on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:13am.

"That's me, six years and 200lbs ago,
before I knew how much I hated myself"

Ha ha, I love Fat Karl!!!

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Submitted by squeezy on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:59am.

Aww Fat Lagerfeld makes me smile. HB to the microwaved hot dog that I cannot stand.

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Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:48am.

76? But he's so young and vibrant looking...

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:21am.

Morning all.
Happy bday fat ass lagerfeld...76? whaaa.
Happy Bday to the rest

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:35am.

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:40am.
Happy Birthday to my dream lover, Colin Firth. Don't know why he's always in so many of my dreams.
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HA HA NITTY I actually had a nice long dream about Colin last night, I swear to God !! It was just me and him in some room, and was making lovey dovey eyes at me, and kind of staring,
and for some reason I don't understand, I couldn't keep eye contact, but had to keep looking away, and looking back to see if he was still doing it.

Which is weird, because I haven't had a dream about him in like 15 years. Then the day before his birthday, he shows up.

wait .. actually.. it was after midnite, so it was ON his birthday. even stranger.

Guess that's how my mind dealt with the crushing blow of not getting to be Mark's Goddess.

Submitted by ja_guide on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:06am.

Happy birthday Jose Feliciano.

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Submitted by piedlourde on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:58am.

Oh, Karl! You sure are fanning the flames of your faggotry!

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:51am.

Karl looks far. how gross of him

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:48am.

Uncle Karl looks fat.. could he be hiding a double chin behind that fan?

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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:46am.

I love the name Siobhan. The Net tells me it's just a variant of Joan.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:32am.

They finally buried MJ, but when in the hell are they going to buy Karl, he's been dead for years, right?

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:30am.

Looks like a fat gay version of David Lee Roth.

::focusing on Ryan so I don't hurl::

Mornin' everyone : )

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Submitted by mikki on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:21am.

Now we know why he never smiles. Yikes!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:11am.

Oh, Kunty Karl, go back to your crypt. The sunlight will kill you.

Guy Ritchie - Nice to have the balls back, eh what?

Colin Firth - Why, yes, I would fancy a shag with you!

Bill O'Reilly - I don't care what others think, I love you. Happy BD!

José Feliciano - Light my fire! Light my fire! Light my fire!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:10am.

Happy Birthday to my dream lover, Colin Firth. Don't know why he's always in so many of my dreams. It's not like I lust after him, but can't complain, they're great dreams! ;)
Good Morning, MK♥ and Dlisted day shift sex hookers.
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Submitted by elegantlady on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:09am.

Happy BDay Pale Gray Frankenstein!

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:08am.

Ok, picturing Ryan Phillipe to wash the Karl & Bill O'Rielly out of my brain.

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:09am.

This pic is when Karl was fat and self loathing....now he's skinny and loaths everybody else.

Alles gute zum Geburtstag! Slut....
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Happy Birthday Guy Ritchie finally back with your ball sack....reunited and it feels sooooo good! Good On you!
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Colin Firth....Come'er I have a present for you..ME!!!! Happy Birhtday!
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Submitted by Blahfrickinblah on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:00am.

Happy B day Ryan you hot piece of ass! The best thing that has ever came out of Delaware evah. I'd wreck that boy.

I agree with the rest of them, say no to Karl. That wasn't a nice thing to do in the a.m.

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Submitted by Miss Tonic on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:00am.

Happy Birthday King Size Karl....wow looks like he got a free cheap chinese fan with every meal he got !!! And he dared to call Heidi Klum fat ???
If you have so much money you should get your mouth fixed, because nice teeth are never out of style honey !!!

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Mopa's picture
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:55am.

Brillo hair, jacked up teeth, serial killer shades and a paper fan to hide the chins....just the complete package.

HB to all the sluts.

Submitted by jibale on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:50am.

brother sent is not the comments , is lonely！！！！

A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:48am.

You couldn't put Colin's pic up there,
could you MK ?? Instead we have to look at
this freak show.

HB Colin , you Hot Slut you.

and HB to every1 on the list - enjoy your
special day! :)

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:44am.

O. Now I understand why he never smiles. And I'm grateful. HB, Hos!

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Submitted by Jewslim on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:42am.

ohhh look how happy fat karl is! further proof that lard brings on the happy. skinny karl always looks pissy because fat karl wants a fucking cheese burger for shits sake!

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:24am.

Fat fuck.

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Submitted by I love Rob Zombie on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:20am.

Yummy Colin Firth!

It would make my entire year if some fat woman would fart on Karl. And I don't mean his definition of 'fat.' I mean, fat as in wears a mumu fat.

It would be the event of the year.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:20am.

Happy birthday Johnathon Schaech and Colin Firth, two hot mens I'd get wit anyday!

Mornin' MK ♥

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Submitted by chicagokristi on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:13am.

For shame, Michael K! You put up this ugly troll's pic instead of the hotness that is Colin Firth?!? BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:11am.

HB Colin Firth, Siobhan, Chris Columbus, Joe Perry, José...

Not 'Feliz Navidad':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-lUBlbJkrQ

Morning dlisters!

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:11am.

Oh MK, how could you. You pass on pics of hunks like Ryan or Jonathan or the FANTABULOUS COLIN FIRTH!!
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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:08am.

it bothers me that Sanjaya is deemed worthy of this list - wtf?!

but Amy Irving = <3

although I can't believe she's closing in on 60 already!

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Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:05am.

Who is this? Was he in Paris? I don't know him. Claudia doesn't know him.

HB to Ryan Philippe, who I would totally bang hardcore. HB also to James Duval (Greg Araki's hotass muse), the adorable Colin Firth, and Joe Perry - who I would also bang.

And, I guess HB to Madonna and Spielberg's exes. Get your money, bitches.

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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:02am.

happy birthday colin firth...i lurves you xx

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:01am.

ACK!
too early for this shit.
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Submitted by muddy hands on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:59am.

Karl is one ugly old homo. Its a good thing he is famous, because if he was not, even Mancunt (manhunt) would shut down his account.

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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:58am.

Karl is such a bitch now. No one talks smack about Heidi Klum!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:53am.

I don't know who that is.

HB Colin Firth, you lovemuffin!

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:52am.

Happy Burp Day, Karl, you fatty bo-batty!

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