Monday, September 7th 2009
What In The Name Of Divine?!
Oh, look! It's the broken condom baby of Little Orphan Annie and Divine! Although, the sun won't be coming out tomorrow, because Beth is blocking it!
Beth Ditto normally looks like something Leigh Bowery queefed up, but she looked extra dragalicious last night, because she was judging some drag show in London. I approve of this look only because her hair is probably what Carrot Top's nut bush looks like.
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That first pick looks like somebody with a really big unit has fucked her until his dick is coming out of her mouth.
I am all for Beth in theory...She is talented, confident & unique, but at the same time I feel like there are better ways to go about it. You can be big & still look great & sexy, but she always looks clownish. Her clothes are usually always pulled too tightly around her & the patterns on them get distorted from the ill fit & it looks sloppy. Her neck is so skinny & her face is so enormous in the 4th pic, how are those proportions even possible?
who is his pimp??...Daddy Whorebucks?
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she has nice voice. i like it.
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that dress makes me dizzy...maybe it's all the rum in me...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
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beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 7:02pm.
That's Henry Holland the fashion designer. He makes those fugly polka dot clothes (you may remember MIA wore one to the Grammy's).
Oh, thanks. My sixth grade photo was in a polka-dot shirt. I suppose I was so far ahead of the wave that it hadn't even formed yet.
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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 3:38pm
That's Henry Holland the fashion designer. He makes those fugly polka dot clothes (you may remember MIA wore one to the Grammy's).
I can't hate. Beth Ditto is completely comfortable in her own skin. I envy that.
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Fuck you bitches (in jest of course :)), I LOVE Beth!!! Gossip is wick live.
Love Gossip... her voice is awesome
I'd say everyone in the 5th pic is dressed stupidly. I didn't realize that purse was a hamburger; I thought it was just ugly. She probably uses it to carry around a spare burger--just in case.
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Life was a mystery and a wonder beyond human understanding, a conclusion they were comfortable with though there was little comfort in the thought.
The only place I've ever seen her is here on DListed but she seems so out there I-don't-give-a-fuck that she's funny (in a good way).
I'm plump too, but there is no reason under the firmament of Heaven to be dressed so atrociously! I....I don't even know WHERE to start. The hamburger purse is so ridiculous, I want to fall down in seizures of laughter.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
TOO FAT TO LIVE
Im on the fence with Ditto. I'm big too and I get really angry with body fascists, but on the other hand, why insist on killing your own sex appeal?
I personally never wear
-geometric patterns (=Wasarely painting)
- anything that represents food (=Hey you guys! Im an overeater! You like?)
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god, even her tongue is fat. Ick nast.
I dont think she looks that bad, but the make up and hair is utterly (oops no pun intended, really) ridiculous. Is that a birthmark or a shit stain on her leg? Wow she needs to get some dermablend, its only ugly fucking birth defect...some are cute, that one is NOT!!!
Now THIS is what you call Glamorous... now PAY it, honey!
Its scaring me, Michael K, hold me please!!!
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 11:04am.
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This whole 'Look~ I posed nude on a mag cover all my fat rolls and all and I don't care~' is just eye roll inducing. There is nothing 'strong' or 'fierce' about unabashedly marching a morbidly obese body in too tight clothes. I think her biggest fear is being average, boring and not sticking out from the crowd hence the ridiculous get ups. Maybe it's a product of the bumble fuck small town she admitted she escaped , who knows. It's just not shocking. Not particularly interesting. Never heard her music but people say she can sing, so good for her.
Damn - she manages to look offensive even while fully clothed.
FUCK, it beached itself again ? Quick..get a tractor and roll it back the water before it starts to stink.
Even her tongue is fat.
The son/daughter and heir apparent to Binky the Clown...
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Shittake happens...
two words come to my mind: ROJO CALIENTE
I want to go to Judge Mathis and sue this heifer for mental distress.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Eh, can't really say much about her. She gives that vibe of someone who was badly abused as a kid and that's all.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Untamed Shrew on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:52am.
That frock *was* houndstooth.
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LOL! Now it's kaleidoscope.
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LOL! Camon! It's still houndstooth in some places...like, on her back a little...right under her arm there....seeeee?
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LOL angel_i! Yes, but it keeps shifting.
Looks like An Escher Print from the bargain bin at the dollar store...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by Untamed Shrew on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:52am.
That frock *was* houndstooth.
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LOL! Now it's kaleidoscope.
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LOL! Camon! It's still houndstooth in some places...like, on her back a little...right under her arm there....seeeee?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
"...Although, the sun won't be coming out tomorrow, because Beth is blocking it!"
*throws self to the ground kicking feet and pounding chest with fist*
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:52am.
That frock *was* houndstooth.
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LOL! Now it's kaleidoscope.
AHHHHHH NO MORE FAKE GINGEY BETH DITTO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHYYYYYYY!!!!!
This crap made my brain die when it was on an afternoon crumbs a few days ago. Sweet Jesus. No.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
I love this chick, she's so 'out there'!
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump."
LOL MK - the sun won't be coming out tomorrow, because Beth is blocking it!
I hate pictures of people sticking out their tongue. It really grosses me out for some reason. I do like her eye makeup in a drag kind of way.
-"Submitted by Possum on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 11:33am."
Dude, by the way she behaves I honestly don't think she will ever leave that shithole behind and will forever keep on looking back. As they say: you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl. Or something along those lines.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
@Crazy..." Git offa me, daddy, you're crunching my cigarettes!
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
Love her!!! Three cheers for my Arkie homegirls, Michelle and Beth. Watch out, it won't be long until Arkansas takes over the world. Trailer parks and Wal-Marts, mega-churches and meth labs, deep-fried vegetables and mullets, rejoice!
Joke: What does an Arkansas hillbilly redneck girl say after sex????
Check out her handbag!
That's priceless. Kudos!
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Thoughts and prayers go out to that dress.
Y'know, I just can't hate on her.
She came from Searcy, Arkansas. If you think that town sounds like it's a shithole, you are correct. It is. As soon as she got out of high school, she went to Seattle with no money and never looked back. That takes some balls.
She's fat and doesn't give a shit what you think about it, and I like that about her. And bitch can SING.
That said, the small tattoo on her arm looks kinda funny... she needs a bigger tat to balance out the arm.
No one can be like Divine, no one! Though I do admit I am getting a few vibes of Dawn Davenport here...
Like Gaga, she crosses the line from looking edgy and interesting to looking stupid.
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Life was a mystery and a wonder beyond human understanding, a conclusion they were comfortable with though there was little comfort in the thought.
Oh sweet a Rorschach test...
What do I see...?
A Space-hopper filled with lard..
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 11:25am.
In the 7th thumbnail, the pattern on that sack starts to give me vertigo
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I know! My inner ear is not making sense of the messages my eyes are sending. Look away!!
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I just came back from the health club...
After seeing that pic...
I think I'll go right back...
And this is from a "big girl"...
Big girls...don't have to be...THAT...BIG!!!
In the 7th thumbnail, the pattern on that sack starts to give me vertigo.
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Bottom-feeder.