Monday, September 7th 2009

Prince Hot Ginge Wants Chelsy Davy Back

You know that something is wrong in the world when Prince Hot Ginge has to try to "win back" his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy. If Hot Ginge even glanced at me for ten milliseconds, my nipple, peen and mouth holes would immediately suction to his ass! And here he is working at trying to get Chelsy back on his ginge stick. SOME BITCHES HAVE IT ALL!

According to The Daily Telegraph, Hot Ginge and Chelsy have been on several secret dates in London and at his home in Shawbury. One source said, "Harry is still besotted with her and she can't get him out of her head, even though she's been seeing other guys. I don't think they've fully resolved some of the problems between them yet but we all think they'll give it one last shot."

PHG is straight up vaginatized. What is it with Hot Ginge and Chelsy? Does homegirl cum vodka or something? Because that's the only thing I can think of that would keep Hot Ginge coming back for more. And now I'm slapping myself in the head for painting the picture of Prince Hot Ginge snorting vodka out of Chelsy's cooze.

Posted by: Michael K


gia's picture

Yeah, she is a jaundiced pig face...What is he thinking??

Yeah, I'd have to agree that she's not really that hot.

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Rosemary's picture

Neither one of them are cute to me!

foosrock's picture

She looks manly. But then again, most of them do!

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Manimal5's picture

Ah yes...will someone prepare the Royal Twat!

zaxi's picture

wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome women and men waitting their another part on
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It's all a lie...What Prince Hot Ginge really want is summa dis...*rubbing tiger paw over all six tiger tits*....Oh, ho's...Don't hate cuz you ain't...

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stake_spike's picture

I think Chelsy's better than that stick up her ass Middleton (funny that she apparently uses that vibrator in the ad on the left, bitch looks like she hasn't gotten any in years) but Chelsy is always orange, she's got piggy nose and her lips are always the same color as the rest of face. That's just weird. I mean damn put on some fucking lipgloss or something.

lizardo911's picture

It must be true love, because it can't be because of her looks... She has a face of a 10-year old boy. It's not attractive.

NonnyMouse's picture

Damn. He must actually love her.

cabbagehead's picture

i hate these idiot 'royals'.
inbred morons.
who cares about prince idiots love life.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

She's common looking. He can do much, much better.

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Just Jack...Would that make you a 'wide' receiver?
(Meaning Harry being wide, not you, of course!!)

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I don't see why she'd put herself through the scrutiny of British and American media.

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joe shmoe's picture

I prefer not to be cynical and assume that she just wants to latch onto him for the supposed perks. She's independently very wealthy and could have a hell of a lot more fun *not* being married to someone who's subjected to 24 hour scrutiny and criticism.

They're in love. It happens.

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Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 5:22pm.

All true. (And I have no idea who Judge Mablean is. One of those dancing shows, right?) I'm not suggesting she marry him--now, anyways. But why not be the princely consort while young, with all that brings?

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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 4:31pm.
Yeah, I do think they are drawn to each other. But, it sends major red flags when a couple is constantly breaking up and getting back together. IF the rumors are true about him cheating, then not much will change once she is his wife. Like judge mablean said, 'Look deep before you leap, and think about the future.' Everything he is doing now, he will be doing when they are married. Also, marrying someone because they can open doors for you is marrying for opportunities, not love. Still not something I want.
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Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 4:17pm.

I agree. With the royals one is taking a HUGE chance and apparently Harry cheated. Also one has to know that one can actually trust the princes and one is just not the "convenient wife" like Charles wanted Diana to be, since they are constantly surrounded by temptation

I think Chelsy has her head on straight at least shes actually trying to get a career, but if I was her, I'd think long and hard about getting back into the relationship especially if the reason they broke up the first time was because he cheated

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Anybody ever heard her talk? I bet she gots man voice
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She is so harsh looking. Don't know what it is, she just has that look/features that makes you think she works at some waitress gig in some puny town and does meth out back on her break.
And the fucking eye shadow - always. She needs to stop.
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Sure she may have dsls’s (ha!), or like to play My Little Polo Pony but it probably comes down to the trust factor. I can’t imagine it’s that easy for him to find someone who won’t blab about the relationship. Kate Middleton seems to be the same way...

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What we need is another royal marriage of convenience...Look how well it worked out for his parents....

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Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 4:17pm.
So, basically she should try and force herself to be in love with someone because they are a prince?

No, but they're obvs drawn to each other. She's trying to be a lawyer (supposedly). He can open career doors for her. Besides, I'd kinda prefer having crust-less watercress sammies at the royal estate in Scotland over pork dip at the local pub.

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Green Is Good's picture

Chelsy must be able forage up a lot of truffles with that snout.

little_rascal's picture

Harry is so delicious. A real Prince Charming....

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oh and completely OT (but no open post and i'll stop after this)...did ya'll see the tweets tila tequila wrote DAY OF her attack/"attack" where she tweeted about how drunk she was even though she doesn't drink/is allergic to alcohol

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for some reason (mean i know) i can't shake the feeling of a dude in a wig from her (welcomes lightning bolt...)

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Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 4:17pm.

Besotted people are frightening; be besotted is usually the first step to becoming a stalker.

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So, basically she should try and force herself to be in love with someone because they are a prince? Just because somebody is 'besotted' by you doesn't mean you are required by some unwritten law to love them back. I bet a bunch of people were telling his mom the same exact thing and look where she ended up--in a loveless marriage. I know I will be in the minority here but no amount of money in the world would make me stay with somebody I don't love. Sorry. People are saying he seems like this type of guy or that type of guy. But, she actually knows him and maybe he is not at all what he seems.
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See why it's important to pay attention in class, kids? ;p

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Thornhill's picture

MK fucks with all things ginge...Being red myself I am cool with that..

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@skidmarx: Lohan hath forsaken her ginge. Thus, MK can love no more.

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Submitted by skidmarx on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 4:00pm.

LiLo does not embrace her gingeness; therefore, she is persona non grata in the gingeworld.

OT: I wonder if Chelsy knows too many of PHG's naughty bedroom secrets and he's afraid she'll run to the tabs.

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Submitted by skidmarx on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 4:00pm.
MK says he loves all things ginge, but then how can he hate on the high priestess of ginge... HoHan?

Maybe because she forsake her lovely natural color? That must be the biggest crime...
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MK says he loves all things ginge, but then how can he hate on the high priestess of ginge... HoHan? Sure HoHan's a bit on the crazy side, but she got stuck with the world's worst parents. Give the kid a break and maybe with SamRo back in her life again, things will be ok.

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I thought these two had already gotten back together? The spelling of her name annoys me. I bet her middle name is Chivonne. ugh.

Message In A Bottle's picture

Prince Harry always seems to me like a normal, laid-back guy. Both him and his brother seem like genuine nice guys...can't say that about a lot of people with lots of power and money to boot. So yeah, long story short, Chelsy is a dumb ho to give that up!

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He's besotted with her because she's got some serious DSL's goin' on.

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suckandfuck's picture

WHOA LONG DICKED AND BRITISH AND HE'S A FUCKING PRINCE. NO BRAINER YOU STUPID BITCH.

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She's smart. You don't make it EASY for a prince. Unless you wanna end up like his mother (before she died, that is).

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JustJack's picture

Sybil, the only thing I can give is a, well, you can figure it out. Receiver.

Tristram's picture

If you're 23 and a handsome prince is besotted with you, I say you find a way to make it work. But they're both too young for marriage IMO.

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LOL...Just Jack...did not think that one through...is it better to give or to receive???

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TexnDoc's picture

Don't you watch old movies, MK? She's in love with some totally cool dude, the jerk king here has eyes on her and dude is in The Tower getting tortured.

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MJT, not really
I did it yesterday , tomorrow I start training for a new job, but the owner is on vacation so, I have to train and when he comes back we'll see what happens.
My meeting went great but we start in two months (I have to hang in there until novemeber).
I am mad at you!!! how dare you come to my city and not give a whore a call :(

and on topic, Hot ginge can entry my back door any day.

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'llo Miss Jane