THAT BITCH: The Evan Rachel Wood Edition
Sookeh and Beeehl aren't the only hos who are banging beach other after meeting on the True Blood set. Lainey Gossip says that Evan Rachel Wood and Alex Skarsgard have been fucking on each other for several weeks now. Do you hear that scraping sound? It's thousands of crazed fangbangers sharpening their shanks! Although, all they have to do is throw pie filling on Evan Rachel Wood and invite Marilyn Manson over for dessert. Bitch be gone!
Apparently, Evan and Alex have kept it on the down low by only hanging out together at non-famewhorey places in L.A. This past weekend, Evan flew to Shreveport, Louisiana to be with Alex. He's there shooting Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Below is a picture of their asses walking down the street in New Orleans. Yeah, this isn't proof enough for me. If I was Evan, I'd be all over Alex's lingonberries all the time. Even in public. My legs would be wrapped around his shoulders and he'd have to carry my ass down the street like that. Evan's crotch area looks a little too calm.
If this shit is true, you know Evan Rachel Wood only went on True Blood to lick on Alex's piping hot Swedish meatball. I really have to stand up and applaud her ass for that. Bitch saw the goods and she got 'em. That is how it's done.
And I'm hoping that the next real-life True Blood romance will be between Eggs and Hoyt's mama je'e. Couple of the CENTURY!
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Say it isn't so! First Lady CaCa now Evan Rachel Whore! No, the sweet Viking has a death wish! Run as fast as you can Shane West, Marilyn Manson, Mickey Rourke, the list goes on and on...really it does on and on and on...and on!
SAY IT AINT SO...SHES A SKANK HOE!
Submitted by cabbagehead on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 9:52pm.
i don't get the obsession with him. he looks great on TB but in other photos i've seen, relatively normal looking...
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ITA...judging from this picture, he looks like just a normal looking guy. Smoke and mirrors, which is fine by me because as long as he looks hot on TB, the reality doesn't really matter to me!
I remember watching NIN's Closure backstage concert footage. They had Manson with his mouth covered in sores. The camera guy was all like "hey man, why do you got all those sores?" Smart man but truly disgusting.
I am so sick of this overrated bitch. She had some talent eons and eons ago, but now she just hooks up with way older ugly dudes and pretends she's an old soul that us mere mortals can't possibly understand.
Woods acting was awful as "the Queen". I kept thinking...why did they pick this chick? Now I know.
I knew I hated that bitch for a reason...
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When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
first: i think there is too many redheads in that show!
second: i thought her acting sucked and she doesnt fit in the cast, i dont even know why they keep on dragging that motive of higher and even higher vampires through. we just been through a main story line with godric.
third: i dont think she is that hot. its more the moldy goth fame that is trailing with her that lets her get these guys...
only rumers? don't really care ...
God, only rumors?
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"I'm hoping that the next real-life True Blood romance will be between Eggs and Hoyt's mama je'e" - amen. Now THAT would deserve a scoop!!
I always felt like he was a little gay when I saw these pics of him at the airport wearing cutoff jeans with these cute little Adidas and a really tight shirt. I'm just not sure.
Still, he could do sooo much better than Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds. He better double bag that shit.
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I thought her performance as the queen was, ahem, wooden. :) Was surprised since I've heard she's supposed to be a good actress. Maybe the next episodes will be better....?
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:07am.
why in god's name are they remaking straw dogs anyway?
That's exactly what I was asking myself...
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why in god's name are they remaking straw dogs anyway?
I almost spit out my drink at this tread title. LMAO.
But damn, wtf? The rumors were true? The fangirls will not be pleased.
Okie, dokie - so I'm clean now so I'm just gonna touch this thread with the tippy tips of my lil fingers and say: Nitol! Sleep tight:)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
angel_y u wonderful slut
I just think it is weird that she has a disposable camera. Not even a polaroid, but disposable. Taken it to the streets!
i'm usually not understood, but I was trying to understand where you all come from.
Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:36pm.
dont admit your love of dog shmegma.
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Thank you, NitWitty (ERW = STD). I can sleep well tonight now. Good luck at the clinic, Alex! >:{>
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:32pm.
Your hair is lovely this evening...swaying in the breeze that way. Marry me. Let's run away together - away from all this!
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I'd love to, angel_i, but I'm supposed to keep up the loveless, single, miserable and desperate act until Brangelina implodes. Brad, Angie, and I all co-signed on this.
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*sigh* Well, you can't blame a bitch for trying:)
ONT: Maybe Evan Rachel Wood. Badum bum! Cheeesh!*highhat*
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Whatever s/he's having, I want some of that.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by PerOne on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:37pm.
open post, isn't it amazing none of you actually pay attention.
angel_i, the rest are scrabbling asking each other to pay attention. and yet you still use a quotation as your quotation?
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Ok. I am REALLY trying to understand this. I really can't. I don't understand. I'm sorry.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:32pm.
Your hair is lovely this evening...swaying in the breeze that way. Marry me. Let's run away together - away from all this!
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I'd love to, angel_i, but I'm supposed to keep up the loveless, single, miserable and desperate act until Brangelina implodes. Brad, Angie, and I all co-signed on this.
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Bottom-feeder.
open post, isn't it amazing none of you actually pay attention.
angel_i, the rest are scrabbling asking each other to pay attention. and yet you still use a quotation as your quotation?
dont admit your love of dog shmegma.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:31pm.
What in blue blazes is going on in here?
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Your hair is lovely this evening...swaying in the breeze that way. Marry me. Let's run away together - away from all this!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
What in blue blazes is going on in here?
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Bottom-feeder.
the forum is dead- she made it happen as she has the power..fml...:(
Submitted by PerOne on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 10:19pm.
Isn't there a forum for these folks that seem to talk to each other every time there is a post?
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Huh? This is mostly ON TOPIC except for the weird "hater" digression...there's Open Post to answer your question...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Good on her. He's a hawt swedish meatball.
Gotta go, according to all the spam there's a stupid millionaire out there with my name on him.
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Shittake happens...
chatter is inane
so is that baby
Isn't there a forum for these folks that seem to talk to each other every time there is a post?
I wouldn't mind if they didn't extend every thread with their inane shit.
create a chat room, or chime in for a website.
we don't wanna hear your chatter.
nooooooooooooo alex...marilyn manson put his peen there....
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
I think he's pregnant. But it's too soon to tell anyone.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
And a big congratulations to WBotW for being the most entertaining poster of the evening! Thank you! You really brought out the shine in all these lovely bitchez!
And (albeit belatedly) welcome to the DListed where the only thing that makes us happy is booze, pot, sex and adorable animals( mostly kittens)!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
I think I'm in love DreamyAguileraEyes =P
I'm in agreement, they are just people, who when they make mistakes are judged a little too harshly.
Submitted by yucko on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 9:50pm.
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According to the books we should only have to tolerate her pitiful acting for the next season. Although, I can't hate on the way Alan Ball puts his own spin on this series and keeps others that were long gone in the books around.
Mani: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 9:48pm.
Damn. I wanted to say that he wasn't hot so I googled him. He's hot. Damn. She's hot too. Why do we hate her?
Not sure exactly...all I know is that some girls won't but Evan Rachel Wood. *ba-dum-bum cheeesh(hi-hat noise)*
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That's what he said;p ("he" being Mickey Rourke;)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by WBotW on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 8:20pm.
What an incredibly sad, bitter group of people the majority of you lot are!
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Translation "everyone but ME (because I'm perfect and wonderful - just like the celebs!)
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Go ahead and talk trash about people you don't know; I can guarantee they could care less what you think and are living much happier, more fulfilled lives than any of you losers.
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Riiiight. You do know that most celebs check the papers/Magazines/Blogs everday so they know what's being said about them? Word for word?
You do reliase that celebs are real people, with real problems? They may have money and fame, but they are still human beings and they still have the same problems as the rest of us.
If it's true that they are happier and living more fulfilled lives why are so many of them going in out of rehab? drinking/drug taking/ODing? oh yes, fame & money does NOT cure your problems they make it WORSE because 'yes men' enter your life and help lead you down the wrong path.
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How often does MK post something only to be flooded with positive comments? Hmm... oh, wait, that's right: NEVER. It's always a big onslaught of negativity and bitterness.
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It's called SNARK. And it's a great way to let of steam and relax with friends.
It's beyond sad how unhappy you all must be in your own lives to spend so much time knocking down celebrities.
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What's beyond sound is that you felt the need to judge other people (in a bitter and negative way) how you've never met, for having a laugh on a blog.
Clearly Dlisted isn't the right place for you. There are plenty of other sites on the next, why not try one of them?
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 9:48pm.
Damn. I wanted to say that he wasn't hot so I googled him. He's hot. Damn. She's hot too. Why do we hate her?
Not sure exactly...all I know is that some girls won't but Evan Rachel Wood. *ba-dum-bum cheeesh(hi-hat noise)*
i don't get the obsession with him. he looks great on TB but in other photos i've seen, relatively normal looking.
shes really pretty, too bad she was with brian warner/manson, but everyone has their weird attractions.
even i've gone out with some ugly fat bastards for who knows what reasons. boredom, probably.
anyways, they make a nice über pale pair.
Submitted by LA on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 8:44pm.
That said, I thought Evan completely SUCKED as the Queen. Seriously disappointing because the girl has talent, she just played it dead wrong. There was a total Valley Girl vibe coming off her, it completely took me out of the whole True Blood vibe. Lizzy Caplan did the same thing last season.
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Agreed. I don't hate ERW but I wasn't exactly wowed with her performance--I really thought she would do better. And also can't hate on her for hooking up with Alex. Who wouldn't?
Anyway, I knew this would be on here the minute I saw it on Lainey's site, and I was surprised by it. But I guess there's no point in lamenting because hot guys don't stay single forever... (like others here have said, not like I would ever would have had any chance)
I've been wondering how long her episode run is and how that might relate to how long they stay together. Horrendous breakup and onset drama? Staying together after she leaves and then withering away? Marriage and then a BABY?
at least she's fucking another beautiful person,
Marilyn Manson? lets face it, he's an ugly son of a bitch.
good for her. christ, Marilyn Manson? I don't care how involved I am with music, talent only goes so far. the guy is a fading rockstar, and getting fatter. who can blame her?