The Soundtrack Of Lady CaCa's Cokey Life
If Robert Smith is having troubles moving his bowels this morning, he should just think of Lady CaCa stuffing mountains of the bad shit into her nose hole while listening to his music. That will help him.
23-year-old Lady CaCa says that after she dropped out from NYU, she spent her days alone in her apartment partaking in a sport called Lohan-ing. She said, "My cocaine soundtrack was The Cure. I loved all their music, but I listened to this one song on repeat while I did bags and bags of cocaine. I didn’t think there was anything wrong with me until my friends came over and said, ‘Are you doing this alone?’ 'Um, yes. Me and my mirror'. But I was able to stop, because I was panicking more on the drugs than I was sober. So I’m fine now."
Her poor mirror. And it's kind of funny, because Lady CaCa makes me want to shovel the bad shit into my nose. I have to stick corks in my nostrils to keep from snorting absolutely anything to deal with her fuckery-laced ridiculousness.
Here's Lady CaCa at the Monster Cable Launch party in Berlin yesterday. Bitch looks like Breathless Mahoney coming down from a bad acid trip at an S&M ball. And I loooooove the "Is this thing for real?" look on Dr. Dre's face.
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i think she looks more normal here than usual and good . i don't know why the guy who's writing these articles hates gaga so much that he would sink to making fun of her coke addiction . all these gaga articles are getting old . its the same hate spew over and over .
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:54pm.
Really...what the faux is wrong with her?
you do knaux that faux is pronounced, foe, right?
Submitted by curvyBBW4love on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:01pm.
Her boobs are small. I think men do not like her because most men like chubby sexy girls and women,
Hahaha, seriously I'm watchin' you!
Her boobs are small. I think men do not like her because most men like chubby sexy girls and women, like the big beauties on http://www.BigBeautyDate.com. Are you a big beauty or BBW admirer(BBW=big beautiful woman)? The site is definitely for you!
Really...what the faux is wrong with her?
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
she looks (20 years) older because her tits are sooo saaad.. that is something i just cannot get over.
I just want her to blow beyonce the whore out of the water. any up and coming pop star that can do that will be cool in my book.
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arrrrgh someone pull the plug on this bitch. I cant stand her.
Coma Caca!!
And how dare she, you don't teach porno-S&M-tackiness to the Germans!
Nina Hagen, wake up and go show her how it's done!
The cocaine thing could be true, I mean that would explain why she's so up her own ass.
Her look and her wannabe personality totally defy the act she's trying to play.
Let's just get it out shall we, bitch went to some fancy prep school (also attended by Paris Hilton Ha!), so she's basically one of those kids from NYC Prep who traveled down to the LES once or twice and decided she'd become edgy and hardcore. She attended NYU and lived/s off daddies money, writes songs for Britney Spears, all while wanting to become a pop star. Finally she realizes her dreams but the only way she can sustain it, and not become Jessica Simpson, is by trying to play off that she was a tortured artist living in some shitty apartment on the lower east side, begging people for change just so she could eat, when in relaity she's just a spoiled little rich kid playing dress up and spending way too much time looking up Andy Warhol and Grace Jones on the internet. Oh and let's not forget pretending she's a dude and into S&M.
Bitch Please /rant
now lets see here:
this look is a cross between madonna in the 80's and gwen stephani. that said, not original lady ga ga i'm ashamed!
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I keep thinking that I've seen this outfit somewhere before... hmmm... Oh yeah, now I remember!:
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/walmart_greeter.jpg
this bitch is so fake, trying to sound oh so hardcore spent her days, probably was more like just one day, bitch please, 23 years old and she has live such a rough life, yea I'm going to believe that one... maybe it's time to write her autobiography like that other cunt Mily Cyrus...
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Appalling sight, Caca looks like she covered herself in glue and then rolled over the trash of a S&M dollar store.
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Piggy In The Mirror
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH! as a diehard cure fan, that was brilliant.
PS: gaga, go away. fat bob neither wants nor needs your endorsement.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:23pm.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! omg HOLY CRAP , that was soooo funny to me.
Love Lady GaGa
Such a poseur.
She's ridic.
Lady GaGa, you faux person you; If you insist on wearing the shit that you wear, you should make sure your body is on point.
Oh, that's way harsh, Tai.
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Bottom-feeder.
Piggy In The Mirror
And puh-lease, you know the queen in Dr Dre is itching to throw himself all over Lady Gaga. He's just acting cool cuz there's a camera there. Hmph.
Yes, GaGa is annoying, pretentious, arrogant and all that. But I love her music. It always makes me want to put on Jackie O sunglasses, a trash bag, and my cat on my head, all while I do the cabbage patch and the electric slide.
Eh, can't help it but still like Lady Gaga. Some of her music is catchy as hell and she at least writes and sings--doesn't happen often in female pop singers right now.
Lady Gaga is talented. I will give her that. She's cut her chops musically. But her image is all smoke and mirrors.
Her public persona and her are not quite a match yet.
But I like the beginnings of her pop reign, however long it lasts.
An aside: she's fugly.
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I watched her do a live solo piano version of Poker Face on some Japanese TV show and I have to say she played & sang very well. I use to think she was only a lip sinking PoP Tart but she did impress with that version. For the record I despise this entire type of music but I was very impressed with this retard. It might be on youtube. She's still a dillhole but there is some talent there.
I gotta give it to Lady Gaga.
She is a ho that knows.
Masks are one of her best friends and she should never leave home without one.
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Too bad Dre didn't beat her down like he did that reporter years ago.
"her poor mirror" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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She's 23... she's been around Brooklyn/Li/Jersey Clubs before she got a record deal... her acts were more Xtina ish and everyone in Bensonhurst seen her
she was less famous then Kim Sozi but bitch was performaning and stuff
idk about rough life or drugs and shit
But I know she's 23/24 for sure not older
I think she looks older because she's darker and Italian
but she's not 30 ahahaha
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Nah shes actually is 23
whole sht is so manifactured ... Its her "music"r persona
when shes not in public shes just a reg girl in juicy suit
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Like I said, I have seen her up close. Either bitch has had a rough life and has repeatedly been beaten with the ugly stick or she is early 30s which I thought she was (at a push).
She isn't 23, it's true.
I know you will all think I am just bullshitting you, but a friend of mine has a close friend who is working in her PA team and told him that she is really in her late 20s.
But would fans be more open to a new artist of 22 or 28? That pretty much explains why.
You can tell by her maturity in interviews.
Nah shes actually is 23
whole sht is so manifactured ... Its her "music"r persona
when shes not in public shes just a reg girl in juicy suit
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Snarf your icon just made me buzz the fuck out
deadmaus was amazinggggg at The Zoo
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I hate this untalented twat!!!!!!!!
you want a cover of People
go fuck a goat
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I don't think that is what she wants at all. She wants to be seen as arty, edgy and in say a decade to be seen as one of the defining artists. To think she wants People is to get her totally wrong. She wants us to see her as a zeitgeisty artist. (I don't but that is what she is after). It is what Kate Moss has tried for donkey's years (and at least sorta managed). It is so contrived with Gaga.. Sit down love you are not Jane Birkin, you look like Blossom and taking coke and listening to the Cure is very late 80s. I know. I was actually old enough back then (come to think of it so was she probably).
She should at least learn how to dress her body better if she is going to look like an ass...She looks disgusting in this get up.
Holy Rachel Zoe
wats going on with those bacon flops overthere
girl if only you can tuck your titornaments like you tuck gagicle of yours
Dr Dre wont be thinking of bacon top burgers looking at those floppy saggies
Dude is hazed and hungryyyy staring at those saggy ol jolly all rolly
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23 my ass. Bitch is probably pushing 30.
And her ensembles will prove to be her undoing.
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Shittake happens...
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Oh those dramatic " I done drugs...blah blah I was a Party child blah blah blah .. then I got all sads and started to write songs about disco sticks on Mcdsn napkins after another coke binge and delicious #5
Girl pleaseee... If you want a cover of People
go fuck a goat then leak that sextape and then pose for Peta against Zoophilia
Girl ull totally win a grammy like that or atleast get Vh1 show
Look at Kim Fakeassian
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Submitted by milash on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:02am.
How old is this chick? 23? She sure has "lived" a lot of life for being so young. I suspect that most of what she says is crap for publicity.
Exactly. Worldly wise and jaded at 23. She studied music at NYU for 2 years. Too bad none of it took.
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Who the fuck cares? Really? Now were sharing coke stories during an interview cuz we just have to keep on being so edgy and uber cool? I fucking hate this poser and her lame attempts at 'dance music'. Fuck her. Shes a fuckin fugazie. A dumb rich bitch who uses the same stupid fuckin gimmicks to sell the same fuckin bullshit to the same fucking losers who truly believe she is the 'next Madonna' or some shit.
How old is this chick? 23? She sure has "lived" a lot of life for being so young. I suspect that most of what she says is crap for publicity.
I interviewed this bitch a while back, and if she is 23, then I am the Dalai Lama. She looks so much older than that. She is also very dull and thinks she is back in 1972 where she is the female Ziggy Stardust. I pity young people who get these twats as idols. Shit I am glad I got semi decent ones, even though some of them were Spandau, Duran Duran, Wham and Culture Club.
all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom!
Gaga being asked if she has a penis or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7QlAsSrSI
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