Tuesday, September 8th 2009

Back To Blaaaaake

To say that Amy Wino has an addictive personality is an understatement. I mean, Wino gets the hongaries in a major way for crack, ice pops, horse hair, ballet slippers.....and Blaaaaake's peen (UGH). Wino and Blaaaake are officially divorced, but apparently she's not officially over his scab-covered limpy cock. And Wino's daddy has witnessed this. At least that's what a source tells The Sun.

Apparently, Wino's bodyguards told Mitch that Blaaake was in her bed. Mitch stormed upstairs and immediately threw the trash into the gutter. The source said, "Mitch hates the fact he's reappeared - it's making him ill. It'll force him into an early grave. Blake begged Mitch not to hit him when he chucked him out. Mitch was absolutely furious, he still is. He can't believe Blake has wormed his way back into his daughter's life. Just when she's starting to sort herself out, the man responsible for dragging her into the gutter is crawling back into her life. Mitch is praying history doesn't repeat itself."

I'm going to choose to believe that Wino is not injecting her poon with Blaaake's peen needle full-time. Like us, Wino is probably sick of her daddy blabbing to the press about her personal shit. She figured that the quickest way to shut him up is for him to catch her doing gross shit on Blaaaake. Because watching Wino and Blaaaaake bump fuck parts will make almost anybody go blind, deaf and mute! Obviously, it didn't work on Daddy Wino this time. Damn.

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Richard Strangdog's picture

Same old drama, same old bore. Dream on, Winehouse fans, she'll NEVER make that new album. Unless Blake and his babymama screw up Wino's stash (not just the money).

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Submitted by curvyBBW4love on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:41pm.

Maybe she is trying to seek a new rich partner ther.
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Now why would she do that when she's got Blakey over here?

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I saw Blake's profile on www.necrophilia.com. Maybe he's trying to take advantage of the rigor mortis.

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curvyBBW4love's picture

I saw Wino's profile on a hot dating site http://www.bigbeautydate.com. She should not put her profile there because she is so ugly!

Maybe she is trying to seek a new rich partner ther.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

That is NOT Blaaake, but the frozen corpse of Michael Jackson , Wino got it in her crackhive to lick him like an icepop since he was stuffed to the gills with the bad shit.

fucksakes Aim, lose that tosser, you are tanned rested and ready,looking human again , lets have a new single

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z-listed's picture

You remember, Amy never wanted the divorce, Blake sued her for it. Sometimes it's "Better the devil you know..."

And is that an old picture? He might be staying clean since jail.

Jonster's picture

Yikes guys, but seriously!! Look at him. He looks like an extra from Night of the Living Dead. You know, third zombie from the left, clawing at your car in the Wal Mart parking lot as you sit there with the windows up and doors locked, screaming...

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Submitted by Jonster on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:23pm.

How'd they prop Blakey up long enough to get the shot?

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@Jonster:

LOL! Weekend at Blakey's.

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Jonster's picture

How'd they prop Blakey up long enough to get the shot? Apparently Amy is not yet aware that her boyfriend has passed away because Mitch is working his legs and arms from behind. Mitch thinks it's better if Amy eases into to finding out Blake is late for the embalmers.

muffintops's picture

until she gets her weave done right - i dont care about the antics of ms.Wino. its just really boring now.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 1:06pm.

Hey you! Let's move this into Open Post.

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*rushes Dee Dee*

hi bitch

DeeDee's picture

Once a crack user has found the perfect crack partner, they will never give them up.

MizRo's picture

Whatever.

Get your shit together woman: "Diva" can be glimpsed way, way, down the tunnel - stay clean and reach for it!

Tristram's picture

I think that's an old pic of them.

Wino is doomed to act self-destructively because of her effed-up upbringing. No amount of belated parental involvement at her age is going to change anything. Her parents raised her with a toxic mixture of yentaing, criticism, and coddling--not to mention going through a bad divorce when she was 9. That sort of parenting produces adults who are angry, unmotivated, addictive, needy, self-centered, and deluded.

RS asked her about her first tattoo, at 15, and she said: "My parents pretty much realized that I would do whatever I wanted."

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If WINO survives this round of crackdom with Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake, the next album will be a sure-fire hit.

Bong and all.

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freshfacestripper's picture

let them just smoke it up!

NaNoop's picture

Geez, holy crap these two are so disgusting. Gross. Can you imagine the STANK bref between the two of them? And the STANK no-no bits? I'm gonna barf thinking of them doing sexay times. All the stench, smegma, and VD is just TOO much. And how long til she's all cracked out again and back on death watch? Whatever.

ibvenus2u's picture

Well, this is sad to say but their relationship makes for good writing material. Maybe we will get another good album out of it?

Rebitcha's picture

OMG - he looks like a walking cadaver.

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:19am.
I think Blake died and no one bothered to tell him!
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Green Is Good's picture

My word, is she that desperate? Blaaake is the same dick that was screwing a girl while he was in rehab, and he got her pregnant.

letinstar's picture

blaaaaaake must be gifted with his tongue as well as scoring crack...
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Toot toot, all aboard the crazy train, tickets please...

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christine the hoff's picture

wow. that pic of him would make the best avatar.

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loozer's picture

Double Post. I didn't know I had it in me.

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loozer's picture

I wonder how much Blake would charge to show up at my Halloween party? A real live zombie would scare the crap out of the youngun's.

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I think Blake died and no one bothered to tell him!

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joanne's picture

Thats sad. She is looking good and this isn't going to play out well.

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Submitted by ld2kfajg1 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:13am.
Anyone on that site that enjoys a good fisting as much as Amy?

This was inevitable given that Amy does not have a strong foundation in recovery and has never actually been clean & sober. It's a shame but given that she was emailing him pics of her tits a couple of months ago it was only a matter of time before Blake slithered his way back into her life. She's probably in junkie heaven right now screwing around with him. Her record label needs to drop her because at this point its a waste of time trying to keep this one on the straight and narrow, she doesn't want it.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:06am
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She does look so much healthier. She doesn't have those giant open sores on her face for starters. I just don't see anything good coming of this.

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Agh those crackheads makes my skin shiver
why u post this useless shit

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Agh those crackheads makes my skin shiver
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angel_i's picture

She's looking so much better...my only hope is that her new eyes will see what a mess he is and, eventually be disgusted by it. Otherwise she'll end up back on crack cuz that's gonna be the only way she can stand him.

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Snarf's picture

For a corpse he's quite a looker.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I agree with you Joe. What caring parent wouldn't try and keep an abusive/drug addicted person out of their child's life? No matter how old they are?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:59am.
Blake makes my skin crawl exactly the way it does when I look at Pete Doherty..

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Yeah me too; He has that pale, greasy sheen to his skin. yuk.

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yeah he looks like death; she was looking human. guess good crack dealers are hard to find.

Stoney's picture

What a stupid fucking idiot. Junkie cunt.

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joe shmoe's picture

I feel for her father. He's flailing about in his ham-fisted way, trying to keep her alive.

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Blake makes my skin crawl exactly the way it does when I look at Pete Doherty..

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Mother Superior's picture

Blake looks like this old chewing gum that sticks to the bottom of my paper bin.......

M.E.'s picture

Gross. Isn't Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake still locked up?

Tristram's picture

I'd say the problem is she's 26 but her daddy still thinks he has a say in who she sleeps with.

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Somuchbetterthanyou's picture

If this is true, Dad better keep a shotgun in the house. They'll have a baby before McSkeezy and Gayparts have one...

Dirk Diggler's picture

Here we go again... Poor Amy has a serious death wish...