At Least We'll Always Have This
Peter Andre and Katie Price's marriage was put under the guillotine and quickly beheaded this morning at London's High Court. The Mirror says that Peter or Katie were not present when a judge declared their officially marriage over. Peter and Katie listed "unreasonable behavior" as the reason for their divorce. Any whore who has seen more than two seconds of their reality show would co-sign that wholeheartedly!
I will admit that this brings the sads just a little bit. I mean, look at the picture above. There was a time when these two were the most elegant and delicate crystal flowers in England (sorry, Jodie Marsh). They were so classy that they made everyone want to masturbate with a pinky But then Katie decided she wanted to clean herself up and stop being such a skank.
That's when I immediately jumped off, because I cannot condone a born and bred slut turning her back on her roots. After that, Katie & Peter just weren't the same for me. But at least we'll always have this stunning portrait of refinement. So, we should thank them for that!
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wow, she's so hot with her big boobs! Like the big beauties I met in online hot dating club bigbeautydate.c o m!!!
I dunno, I'm going to kind of miss them. : (
The red sequined belt just puts this perfect outfit over the top. Lol.
Seriously, what a sad ugly piece of crap. It amazes me that anyone would want to procreate with her. Cum dumpster...maybe. But your dna merging with hers?
katie doesn't get maternitywear - she just undoes the top button of her already-too-tight jeans.
a class act.
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OMG they totally look like Britney/KFed impersonators. LOL!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
She looks exactly like the "White Trash Barbi" doll I gave Nicky for her 39th birthday!
Nice pic of a porn star sized fake bolt on bobbied knocked up whore & her metrosexual hubby. Pardon me while my eyeballs puke..
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This actually makes me feel teary eyed.
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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 2:11pm.
don't cry Standandfuck...you are never alone....
Hold me.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:04pm.
Still have hardly a clue who they are. So the guy was a singer? What about the chick, what did she do? What reality show? so many questions.......
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...you are not alone. Neither do we. M.K. posts in the hopes that there are answers to this life question...WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!???...don't cry Standandfuck...you are never alone....
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 1:31pm.
LMAO @ masturbate with a pinky! So refined eh?
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I heard that too...it's the next best thing to high tea in the U.K.
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
...but we will always have Harvey...*sigh*
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
My poor eyeballs have been traumatized.
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Shittake happens...
CHEESUS! I'm glad those 2 are British, we have enough problems with our own.....unique & special people. But DAMN they look like my family, cousins, mostly.
Picture Leo playing Ares on 1st during Age of Leo with an Aquarian twist
Say it ain't so
There's noooo safe place to rest your eyes looking at this photo.
LMAO @ masturbate with a pinky! So refined eh?
He just never seemed straight to me. If he is, then he's the most metrosexual straight guy on the face of this earth!
Awwww, they're shades of orange matched perfectly. Sigh. Nothing lasts anymore.
Ciao Triston!!
I feel for Peter:
Jordan is a sack of shit.
Fucking hussy.
I might be heading home early horz. I feel like shit!
Migraine Sally!
That was Vienna. Get your heaux coordinates right!
Wish me fuck.
Er, luck! ;)
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Isn't Poland the place where you cracked your skull open when you were trying to find the bathroom?
What will happen to Baby Parrotface?!!
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Oh Lordy,
Society at large is no longer safe.
Hide the bebehs and cover your crotch...
Hm, I always thought he was gay.
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Bottom-feeder.
Migraine Sally!!
How the FUCK are ya?
And speaking of fuck, I gotta go!
Poland is in town!
I'm about to go give Hillary a run for her money! in UN Relations!
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From the brief snippet I saw of their show, he's gay and she hates sex. Sounds like the perfect marriage to me.
If you can't button your jeans, maybe it's time to go for something a tad less revealing. Maybe leave the maternity midriff in the closet.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:18pm.
she copied me..thats what i do when i eat too much at holiday dinners with the fam.
BREAKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dear lord that poor child in the cum dumpster.
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this gives me a case of the sads...i hope pete gets custody of all three kids...cause life wont be the same with out harvey telling him to fuck off!
I love her choice of maternity wear here. Just unzip your jeans and wear a sparkly belt over your labia. Classy.
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Jordan is decadent pop trash.
We must support her at all costs.
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Really, I have no idea who they are. Nice skin, lady...
Master B., we all might as well just end it now. I mean, what is the point of going on?
My faith in humanity has been destroyed.
He has the gayest puss since Liberace.
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Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
they look like they should be at madame tussauds in this picture...
i dont know how im going to cope.
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I am beyond devastated.
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I know what you mean. If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do the rest of us have?
*pulls out revolver*
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Alice In Chains Tonight!!!
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then...
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I am beyond devastated.
The orange gay man looks very proud of himself.
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Alice In Chains Tonight!!!
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then...
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Jesus Titty Fuckin' Christ does she look dead behind the eyes or what!
NaNoop, well Harvey can't see it sooo...
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Katie seems to be partying non stop, I wonder if she even knows or cares what's going on. I wonder if her kids are embarrassed by her?
Still have hardly a clue who they are. So the guy was a singer? What about the chick, what did she do? What reality show? so many questions.......