Tuesday, September 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Hugh Jackman's Feet
This is for all you kinky foot fuckers out there! And for those of you who get the crotch seizures whenever you see bare feet, you can curse my name later.
You know, Hugh Jackmeoff's nekkid feet aren't as disturbing as his wife's horrific platform flip-flop/chankla things. Thank the fuck my abuelita didn't know about those things when I was a kid or I'd been in the Guinness Book of World Records for suffering the most concussions.
Here's Hugh catching every disease known to Parasite Hilton's snatch while walking barefoot in NYC the other day.
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Dude's sooo effing sexy!.
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
and does any one else who lived through the early 90's as a youngish lame/nerd teen who read steven king books feel like we are going to be living out THE STAND (i.e. swine flu)
alright i've got to be pmsing (or it's the jack and cran--see earlier post)...either way i just bawled my way through gorillas in the mist on encore (????) and now i'm on to the jon gosselin interview on ABC which i'm FUCKING SURE i will not bawl my way through....
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:57pm.
*sprays computer with Lysol*
And no more French kissing. I guess the French will have to do...other things.
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write letters?
*passes out*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Feel better, Plecto;x
Nitol;x!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:57pm.
*sprays computer with Lysol*
And no more French kissing. I guess the French will have to do...other things.
Well, I already have the Ed Hardy branding...a matching tatt may be too Gosselin, no?
I'm off to a nice shower!
Zomay/Pleco!
Feelz better!!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
and back to the OP to say.. night, folks!.. gotta write a letter, and watch reruns of South Park... see ya!!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
AHAHAHA @ Lysol. You remind me of Migraine Sally bombarding the thread earlier...with DDT, I think.
Anyhoo, methinks imma gonna lie down for a bit. Later, angel_i!
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Bottom-feeder.
*sprays computer with Lysol*
Get thee to a doctor, man! Don't mess around!
Hopefully you just din't wash your hands right when you pooped;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:43pm.
O no! Are you sick too?
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It's all the rage, apparently. At least these cramps coordinate well with my lightning-bolt headaches.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:37pm.
/resumes stomach cramps
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O no! Are you sick too?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:37pm
heehee!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:31pm.
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Izzokay, you go soothe the young'un. They're still deciding what makeover would be best for Clarisse, anyway, and zomay was just sulking in a corner.
/resumes stomach cramps
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:32pm.
Clarisse...what about an Ed Hardy tattoo, one with a skull, hearts, and roses. You'll be smelling like sex and candy in no time.
or vinegar
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*looking down, kicking dirt, whistling* I ain't saying nuthin.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:32pm.
Clarisse...what about an Ed Hardy tattoo, one with a skull, hearts, and roses. You'll be smelling like sex and candy in no time.
or vinegar
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Clarisse...what about an Ed Hardy tattoo, one with a skull, hearts, and roses. You'll be smelling like sex and candy in no time.
HAI Plecto! Yeesh - gotta catch up. We heard gunshots! *gasp!* It freaked my kid right out.
Yes, she shouldn't be awake at this time. Forgive me, I'm having a passive, left-wing mommy moment.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Tris...
I got nothing goth about me...yet..*dun dun dun* (keep your mouth shut about the piercing!)
C word!
Om mani padme...fuck em!!!
Sluttsville!
"ESE...a red-head...Team ESE HotGinge!!!!"
I second the emotion!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:13pm.
ESE...a red-head...Team ESE HotGinge!!!!
i can't remember, i think it was EEG i asked if i qualified as a ginge... she said no... but, i'm still hot!!
... i'm in Florida and my a/c broke!!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Tristram, I changed it for you.
The C Word, thankyou thankyou. I'm not over it, but I'm a hell of alot better from 3 days ago.
You are a sweetheart.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:10pm.
C-Wurd!!!!
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Hello mah leetle friend... :)
@zomay: hope you feel better soon.
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:55pm.
No, cuz the contacts would be downright ugly. The Gothic tatt, on the other hand.....
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Stefie Shock, "Scalpel Blues"
ESE...a red-head...Team ESE HotGinge!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:08pm.
ESE!!!!!!
A) Please tell me that you aren't a red head...cuz, I may have to stalk.
B) They have to have at least 10"....like me...
dark red... i'm Irish, dahlin'!!
10"?... i got 10" for ya.. starting at my spleen!!LOL!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:06pm.
C word!!!!!!!!!
Matching tatts!!!!!! In red letters!!!
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Lets! Om mani padme.... :D
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:58pm.
Hey how come I'm gettin a cold shoulder from everyone like an EH is growing on my ass??
Your avie gives me acid flashbacks..... Nam.... student nurses.... bell tower.....
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Stefie Shock, "Scalpel Blues"
C-Wurd!!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:02pm.
no cornhole?!?!... pfft!... where's your audience?!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
ESE!!!!!!
A) Please tell me that you aren't a red head...cuz, I may have to stalk.
B) They have to have at least 10"....like me...
bwhahhahhaha!!!!!!!!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Plecostomus! Hello. Thankyou for noticing me.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:03pm.
Sluttsville Sluttsville Sluttsvile. Always Sluttsville. She has the long blond hair. She has the friends. She has the popular table at school. Well you watch. I'm going to be popular and pretty someday. YOU JUST WATCH.
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Don't worry zomay, you'll make pompom girl soon..oh wait...they messed up your score and you didn't make pompom girl afterall. Sowwy zomay.
C word!!!!!!!!!
Matching tatts!!!!!! In red letters!!!
Zomay!
Oh! I have a place!!!!! *bow-chicka-bow-wow*
Slutty!
No cornrows!!!!!!!!! I still have nightmares about those women in the Bahamas stalking me!!! "hey Pretty ladee, let me braid your hair!!!"
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Sluttsville Sluttsville Sluttsvile. Always Sluttsville. She has the long blond hair. She has the friends. She has the popular table at school. Well you watch. I'm going to be popular and pretty someday. YOU JUST WATCH.
;D
Clarisse, get a hair cut, but not a possum do, if it isn't enough, I will cornrow braid your merkin, if that's still isn't enough, then you can get a tat.
Yes ESE, we will offer the merkin cornrow braiding on pay-per-view, and I said "cornrow" not "cornhole".
Hello, zomay.
Uhm...weren't you sick or something?
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Bottom-feeder.
relating to the poll... i didn't do anything but trim off the ends of my hair since the summer after 8th grade... then, about 5 years ago(i'm 32 now) i decided to cut it(shoulder length... i still hate short hair) and i never even knew about this thing that the hairstylist asked me about donating my hair to cancer patients... so... anyway, i don't know where i'm going with this, but... there's somebody running around with a red wig out there!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:58pm.
Hey how come I'm gettin a cold shoulder from everyone like an EH is growing on my ass??
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Haven't you & I had this Jan Brady discussion before?
Hey how come I'm gettin a cold shoulder from everyone like an EH is growing on my ass??
:)
Clarisse how about:
I BREAK FOR BRITS
You can decide where to put it.
Tris,
Do I have to get the contacts too????
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Okay, I am out of here, the TyTy thread sucked all the life out of me. Clarisse, holla at a bitch every now & then on Twitter, okay. Thanks angel for tossing me that bread crumb the other day. ESE & Mani *smooches* TITS-nuthin more to say, just TITS, it's a fun word. Good nite all.
Slutty!
Silly, I already have the smokin baby shrine!!
Bradi!
HEY!!! Both are possible!!
Angel,
I'm still workin it out on paper....it's for my Dad....small bird silhouette’s (black) starting around the heart that turn’s into a phoenix-like bird (min color) in between pec/deltoid area…
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:30pm.
Amber Rose cut with your BF's name on top in Gothic script.
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Stefie Shock, "Scalpel Blues"
@Clarisse. Here's an idea: why not just invest in hairpieces like TyTy, and some henna tatts? You get the fun without any of the regret.
And o hai Sluttsville and angel_i!
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Bottom-feeder.
Clarisse, you could ask TyTy for the one that she threw away.
Pollsters! They never wanna answer the hardhitting questions. I dunno if I'd cut all that hair but I need more info about that tat!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Poll....hmmmm....are you thinking about a cool tattoo like a picture of a smokin' baby with the name like well...like..let's see whoresville is too Dr. Seussish...what about sluttsville?
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:30pm.
considering a tattoo, 'eh?... i suggest "Winona"... er... "Wino forever"... yeah, 'cause they're permanent, dahlin'!!LOL!..
... go for the haircut!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."