Wednesday, September 9th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 8th!
The Tom Cruise Fold Away Ironing Board: He folds so quickly that he'll be back in the closet as fast as he came out of the closet, and can be stashed quickly under the bed when unexpected guests arrive. - Sluttsville
Runner-up:
After a long day on set (yea right), Keanu starts the party off right by heating up some crack then smoking a pole. - jack-n-the-hat
(Thanks Karen)
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Slutty and Jack! Congrats to yous guys!
Slutty!!! *fist bump 'sploidin* Congrats on the blue ribbon...
Thanks to all!!!
*slaps the shit out of Migraine for Rick Rolling me AGAIN!!*
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Only TWO winners, and it's SLUTTY and jaaaaaaaaaack-the-fancy-lad!!!
CONGRATS!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
snowwy...do I get to pick and choose the body parts that I want to scratch.....lol.. Sowwy that you're burnt & peeling, do you look like Lilo?
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:03am.
Congrats Sluttsville and Jack!
You have won a trip to Wal-Mart with my old avie.
http://www.nj.com/parenting/maria_andreu/index.ssf/2009/09/man_slaps_chi...
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loozer....you dirty bastid...now I can hear crying babies and images of assholes wearing "No Fat Chicks" t-shirts running around beating up everyone.
Slutty, only if you scratch mah back the whole time, I am sunburned and peeling and looking forward to the end of it all!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Congrats yall! Is this your first win, jack?!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
PSL! can you tape Glee and SYTYCD for me tonight then? I will be vaporized!
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Let's max out our credit cards and head to the West Coast and watch it together.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:58am.
Slutty, I guess I have 3 more hours to live than you? :)
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Damn, you West Coast folks have all the luck!
PSL! can you tape Glee and SYTYCD for me tonight then? I will be vaporized!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
SLUTZ! JJ! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Slutty, I guess I have 3 more hours to live than you? :)
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There has been no one brighter than you
I can't deny these things that I do
Feels like the world's at stake 'cause
I have been waiting-I have been waiting for you
- Seal
great winning choices, but this one should have been up there too!
Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:50pm.
Doctor: Mr. Fong, your bleeding hemmorhoids are
making you anemic.
Mr. Fong: Uh oh, ok what I do ?
Doctor: More iron.
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There has been no one brighter than you
I can't deny these things that I do
Feels like the world's at stake 'cause
I have been waiting-I have been waiting for you
- Seal
*fistbumps jack* Congrats jack
Thanks MK and all you fellow dlisters.
Good to see you Noanjl, to bad it's a symmetrical date and we're all doomed to die in 8 hours.
Congrats to the winners
wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome women and men waitting their another part on
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Do you want to miss this chance? come on !!!catch this opportunity,you'll have a bright future for the rest of ur life>
YAY SLUTTY & JACKHAT!!!! WOOOOHOOO!!!
Congrats jack and slutty!! You rock!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Slutty! I LOVED that!! Funny hooker!!
Jack....mah buddy. Good job! Here's me saying congrats in person:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU
Sluttsville - LMAO!!! Greeeeeeatt!!!!!! *muahs*
Congrats to you also jacknthehat! LOL!!!
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Sluttsville:
That was epic!
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LMAO...Congrats to you both...funneh horz!!!!
hahahaha.. both of you - HILARIOUS!
Congrats whores!
Sluttsville.....you shine! That's hilarious!
Congrats to Jack too!!
Big congratulations to Jack and Slutty!!
Congrats DListed stars!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Congrats on your wins you witty sluts!
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WTG, Slutty!
*high fives jack*
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Congrats Sluttsville and Jack :)!!!!!!
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
Good job, Slutty Butty! Wtg, Jack!
Funny ho's fo sho!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Congrats Sluttsville and Jack!
You have won a trip to Wal-Mart with my old avie.
http://www.nj.com/parenting/maria_andreu/index.ssf/2009/09/man_slaps_chi...
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
McSlitty scores on 09-09-09! Añejo on you! I mean literally on you, I guess from last night?
Bahahaha Slutty ♥ and jack!
Slutty & jack, nice job!
Congrats Slutts!!! WTG jack!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
And people always wondered why "ironing his own clothes" was in Tom Cruise's rider for every film.
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This is the Ironing Whore. How may I help you?
Hey Mom. I think I'm doing something wrong. I finally had a guy take me to his place and tell me to turn up the heat and press him like there's no tomorrow but I don't think he's enjoying it.
Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:50pm.
hahahaha. Why "Fong"?
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Stefie Shock, "Scalpel Blues"
Told you Asian guys and gals weren't just born with flat asses.
I caught him cheating and branded him a slut.
Oh um no, I'm not going to get ALL the kinks ironed out tonight.
Doctor: Mr. Fong, your bleeding hemmorhoids are
making you anemic.
Mr. Fong: Uh oh, ok what I do ?
Doctor: More iron.