Still No Rojo! (UPDATE: The Gayelle Ginge Unicorn Has Been Spotted!)
Kim Cattrall, Mrs. Rojo Caliente, SJP and Kristin Davis reunited for today on the NYC set of Sex in the City 2: Why Isn't Rojo In This Shit Already?!.
As much as I love seeing these bitches slowly killing their feet by wearing heels even Satan would hiss at, Rojo Caliente Time is long overdue! Sigh. I'll just keep hoping that Rojo makes a cameo in the movie as an all grown-up Brady in a dream sequence.
And I'm also hoping that in the sequel, Kim Cattrall finds out that she is actually a mannequin who used to be an ancient Egyptian. The SATC sequel obviously needs some Meshach Taylor.
UPDATE: YES, the drought is over! Rojo Caliente was spotted on the set of SATC today. Maybe my dream of her as Brody is about to come true! Now, I can quick trolling the Home Depot in Chelsea to get a glimpse of the reclusive ginge rainbow. I got my fix...for now. (Thanks Shayna for the tip!)
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Their stylists for this movie REALLY suck.
What goodwill thrift store did they knock over to look that bad??
"Maybe my dream of her as Brody is about to come true!"
Then there'd be a reason to see this designer clothing commercial, but I think if "Zzzyx Rd." was playing, it'd be like my own personal Sophie's Choice.
OMG MK, you are so right. Rojo should play a grown up Brody! That is hilarious.
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I will only add that Cynthia Nixon is kill'em them heauxz in gold!
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kim catrall is DISGUSTING
sjp is DISGUSTING
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OMG! SJP's face is twice as long as Kim Cattrall !!!
Good Lord, these is actually pathetic.
It's time for these old broads to "hang it up". Methinkx that they're a tad old to be obsessing over men, dating (or the lack thereof) and whether or not they were able to snag that pair of Manolo's.
*yawn*
I sense your joy and relief MK I'm glad she appeared.
All of their clothes look so ill fit. Did they cheap out on the stylist for this movie?
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Check out Richie Cunningham mackin on his wife's BFF's. Oh man I still can't my brain around that hook up.
Submitted by Thru the fog on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 2:33am.
Didn't Ms Sugar Cube USA used to do a lot of ballet before she became famous or something?
Ballet will give you gnarley (sp?) feets.
And Charlotte looks like SHIT in pink. Who's idea was that? I don't think it even suits her character.
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I'm Sorry but does the "PONY" walk on hawt lava to get her hooves to look the way they do in her manolo blowsonits. Kim is an ole bitch and her feets look good. Pony's feet look like they been soaked in salt.
Oh Rojo, Rojo Rojo .....
Pink and Orange mix like oil and water.
SJP looks like she don't wanna get too close.
And can I just say I love Kim Cattrall? I was watching her WDYTYA episode, and it was pretty depressing, but she wasn't afraid to say it like it is. She's a pretty ballsy broad.
SJP irks me as much as Gwenyth Paltrow. She was cute when she was young, but now she is a horse faced diva, and had those two little daughters to keep the phillandering Matthew Brodderick whipped and not screwing other women. She is another one who thinks she is hot stuff. You aren't, bitch.
It's Rojo Caliente Time! is that like Howdy doody time?
I do think that some redheads are really hot
Sorry MK I still don't get the obsession with Rojo...I still don't even know her real name.
As much as I loved the show, "Sex and the Senior Citizens 2" does not need to happen....
Ok, fuck...I admit I liked the first movie but I was hopped up on Metamucil and prune juice (with a splash of rum)...
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Nice nips under that Pepto Bismol FUGLY get-up, Kristen. Yes and I admit to seeing the first movie. It was a dare (how many believe me?). There is no more story to tell. They have already squeezed all the juice they have from this lemon.
I am afraid to go to sleep now, because I think these 4 might be hiding under my bed! SJP makes me incontinant...and not in a good way!
The Hag, the Horse, the Haughty, and then there's the Babymama Carpet Muncher lifepartnered with "Just Pat."
(Kristen Davis takes first for look and outfit. You can put the rest of 'em in a big Fed Ex box and ship 'em...)
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:27pm.
angel_i,
I wasn't finished yet!!!! Thank you Angel first!!!!!
How was them planes in your living room???
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Yeah - I just live close to everything cool in our city. Which used to be cool but the older I get the more I just hate errbuddy.
They do the Air Show every year and they have to pass over my house to get there - it's mad loud, son. I also get the Indy - surrsly, you start swatting non-existent flies by the end of the first (of 4) days. All I can hear is the continous buzzhum of cars going around and around and around in circles. Not to mention I live across the street from American Apparel and other cool, fun stores for emos, hipsters, goths and punks (ok, that's weird but to be fair - they were here first) to hang around in front of looking as important as they are (as opposed to how important they feel)GET OFF MY CONCRETE!....And construction. The joke of our city is: In Toronto there are only two seasons: Winter and construction (we built this city on construction, if you know what I mean.) Of course we also had a strike this summer which closed hundreds of daycares, wading and swimming pools and ceased all garbage collection for the entire month of July. I've just had it. ARGHHH~!
Sorry for the off-topic. It stays - I need to send that out to some compassionate God(dess) so they can turn it into something useful. Just pretend I live in New York and I wear very expensive clothes and shoes:)
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Viva la Rojo! Finally its about time. lol
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Thank goodness!!! I thought it was just my supreme hatred of the color "pink" that was annoying me!!!
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Hell no, it's not just your very justified hate, It looks like someone puked up some pepto bismol on a very ugly dress. I actually hate things that are pink all over, for some reason that much pink just comes off incredibly ditzy to me, like some weirdo is trying to live out their Barbie Elle Woods fantasy.
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angel_i,
I wasn't finished yet!!!! Thank you Angel first!!!!!
How was them planes in your living room???
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOO I MISS UUUUUUUUU
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:13pm.
FritoDorito!!!
Thank goodness!!!
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Umm...Hel-LO!?!? I said it was hideous first. Harumph. Well, not first first but...Harumph!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
FritoDorito!!!
Thank goodness!!! I thought it was just my supreme hatred of the color "pink" that was annoying me!!!
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ROJO!! *_*
Thanks, MK! I was going through serious withdrawls. You are the bomb.
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That pink dress offends my eyes.
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Why in the hell is Kim Cattrall dressed like a saggy titted call girl?
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Love the shoes, love the shoes. Can't wait to see the movie and the wardrobe selections and the sHOES
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I knew a woman once who was into Sappho loving, but she wasn't a Home Depot lesbian. From what I heard she was into S&M though... and waxing her ultra hairy face.
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Kristin Davis: Ugliest dress, pokiest nipple. Nice combo.
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Submitted by F-listed on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 6:41pm.
Why you keep connecting the poor Rojo to Home Depot?
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She's a lesbian, duh! Dontcha know you can't be a lesbian without a membership card at Home Depot?!? (just kidding - AND informing - but I don't really think you're a duh. But seriously - have you no lesbian friends?;p)
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Et tu, Rojo?:(
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Why you keep connecting the poor Rojo to Home Depot? Is she really a Home Depot manager or something?
Kristin Davis has "piano legs," according to my father--who saw them filming in NYC years ago. When he said this, I remembered why I loved him and understood why the best (though antiquated) bitch-slaps should never be retired.
Submitted by KG on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 6:25pm.
I am thrilled for you MK!
Why do they always dress "Sam" in such tacky pieces? And I hate what "Charlotte" is wearing also!
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Word. Sam looks like she hit the sale rack at Bebe or Cache and Charlotte looks ready for church in South Carolina...Talbots devotee.
I miss the old girls who focused more on style and less on labels. Now all the designers throw clothes at these people and their look is boring. Its just off the rack matchy matchy crap. No interest.
I wish these dumb ho's had done something for women and worn shoes people can walk in without ruining their bones and bought clothes people could wear without ruining their bank accounts. I know more than a few women in NY that went quietly broke trying to live the sex and the city lifestyle because if writer Carrie could buy $400 shoes and carry $2000 bags, so could they.
Junkies DREAM of veins like those in SJP's zombie feet. TMZ had a shot of her hands the other week which posters said was doctored, but I now think it was really her.
I am thrilled for you MK!
Why do they always dress "Sam" in such tacky pieces? And I hate what "Charlotte" is wearing also!
I like looking at Rojo. She's interesting. Tired of seeing movies and magazines with the same sorts of people in them. I love getting the Anthropologie catalogue and seeing pictures of year old women who haven't had plastic surgery. I don't know why. But there is just something about normal looking people that I'm finding infinitely fascinating lately.
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This is a really shitty thing to say, but I'm just gonna go ahead and throw it out there. The reason SJP and Kristin Davis are so happy to be hanging out with Rojo has nothing to do with her sparkling wit or charming personality. They're happy because she looks like the ass-end of a dolphin. I mean, anything standing next to Rojo Caliente is going to look like the most beautiful creature on earth.
That being said, can someone get her on the horn? I'd like to invite her to escort me to a wedding next month.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 5:33pm.
can someone explain MK's obsession with Rojo? it just boggles the mind.
It's because Rojo is a firecrotch and gay. Also not a famewhore or faker.
ROJO! My day is complete.
can someone explain MK's obsession with Rojo? it just boggles the mind.
MK get over it with this john goopdman redhead.
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Have to admit--seeing Rojo just brightened my day.
She's just so cool. I mean, Hot! If she and Mrs. Rojo ever
make it to SF, I'm taking them out for oysters and PBRs!