Presenting Mr. And Mrs. The Dream
Christina Milian (the girl from the classic piece of cinema that is Love Don't Cost A Thing) and The Dream (yeah, I don't know either), eloped in a wedding fit for a Spears! No, really it was a wedding fit for Spears, because they got hitched at the same joint in Las Vegas Brit Brit married her first husband at.
TMZ says that they got married at The Little White Wedding Chapel at midnight on Friday. Christina really gave herself the princess bride treatment by renting a wedding dress, shoes and a veil for $200. The Dream also splurged by borrowing his tuxedo and shoes for $100. I'm sure the reception was held at the Sizzler. Expect to see this extravagant affair on My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding.
And if this isn't a shotgun wedding, I don't know what is. I just really hope they don't name their baby The Dream Jr. Or The Dreamier.
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Now that Christina Milian is married, is this going to conclude her hobbies of fucking producers for tracks?
At least now maybe she'll manage another hit or two!
And someone better let her know that her new piece may be short, but Jermaine Dupri he ain't.
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yay
more morons getting married
inevitably having kids with and giving them stupid names
then getting divorced
congrats to the happy idiots
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Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:34pm.
How come you almost never see the opposite-ugly girls with hot guys? Ugh, I hate society.
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I was just thinking that looking at this pic. And especially why do goodlooking black girls hook up with ugly black men?. Or, perhaps, are all black men ugly?. Cause I haven't seen any on this website so far that I could drool over......plenty, PLENTY of hot white guys though.....hmmmmmmmm.....
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
It won't last.
BTW: The Dream is a decent artist.
Great producer, cute girl. Good luck to them.
--thanks awfully--
The hamburglar eats up another one. I'm new btw, if anyone cares.
Congrats to them!
They got hooked up on famous dating site___bigbeautydate.c om___. I just saw their old profiles there. They often chat and exchange emails before they had dates in real world.
Am a sexy big beauty and the site is for people like me. Hope I can also find my Mr. Right there.
At first glance, I thought this was a pic of Britney with a super dark tan. Similar hair, teeth and clothes.
damnit! i always believed in her and nick cannon!!! oh well, i'm sure their first marriages will be ending about the same time.....
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Some The Dreams really do come true.
Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am
just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
naked photos on ~~~~ http://www.Sugarloves.Com under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
How come you almost never see the opposite-ugly girls with hot guys? Ugh, I hate society.
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Submitted by chicagokristi on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:01pm.
LOL- now I have something in common with Britney Spears AND Christina Milian! Married at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas too. No, we're not trailer trash, we just have a sense of humor and didn't want to spend $50,000 on a crappy DJ, overcooked steak and a dress I'll never wear again.
So true and congrats to you!
....and not to mention having to spend a rediculous price on the catering hall just so all your friends and family can sit there and complain about how much it's costing them to go to the wedding even though you'll never get back what you actually spent yourself because the girl your going to marry could give two shits about price as long as she's "happy". Then you start to have second thoughts about the girl who your about to spend your whole life with cause you think she's just after your money...only to realize that it's just your nerves that are shot because of the pressure of having to have the "perfect wedding" when really all you actually needed to do was just get married in Vegas like you did and tell Uncle Cheap Wad that if he wants to see us get married get on a plane and visit us.
We will call the child . . . Dreamajesty.
Oh, and is it just me, or does CM look like Lark Voorhees with one of Brit-Brit's busted blonde weaves on her head?
LOL- now I have something in common with Britney Spears AND Christina Milian! Married at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas too. No, we're not trailer trash, we just have a sense of humor and didn't want to spend $50,000 on a crappy DJ, overcooked steak and a dress I'll never wear again.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 6:03pm.
He has also just been appointed Executive Vice President of Island Def Jam Records. So its a great, career move for her. Shes sort of stagnated career wise, even though shes ubercute.
She kind of just needs a collaboration with one of the "it" hip hop people, to take off again.
Def Jam works with Riri, Mariah, Khanye, Jay Z, Bon Jovi, Ludacris, Nas etc.
Its (the marriage) a great networking move on her part, if she plays her cards right and carefully, she could be the new Mariah, or the Mariah of the 2000s. I mean one of the things that launched Mariah's career was her collaboration with Boyz 2 Men.
Chrissie just needs a collobaration with Jay Z, Ludacris and Babyface (all together in one song since they are all signed to Def Jam, or one of them alone even) and she'll be back on the map again career wise. Kind of the new Mariah with the new Boyz to Men
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 6:03pm.
Haha don't knock a Vegas wedding. Mr. Zorba and I got hitched in Vegas with my mom as our witness and camerawoman. And no I wasn't pregnant. Vegas is for us hos who don't wanna spend a year of our lives finding just the right shade of mint for the tablecloths -- all to show off your "big day" to a bunch of bitches who don't give a fuck and just came for the food.
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Yea, Im engaged at the moment and refuse to throw a huge bash... my whole family has thrown very fancy expensive weddings and I know I am not making my parents spend the money just to have my future mother in law invite her co-workers and her kids and their girlfriends and possibly the co-workers "comadre"... I'm Hispanic, obviously.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 5:30pm.
After being "over the moon," they should have a baby and name it Wet or Impossible.
hahahaha. Unfortch, Google says his real last name is Nash.
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I don't get it. Millian is a hot looking young woman with an awesome body, cute face, sweet personality & talent. She married a hardcore street "rapper"; why? Is she trying to prove how "black" she is? Instead of moving up, girlfriend has gone ghetto...
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I've always liked Christina. She's cute and fun, with a decent voice, and she deserves better than this. Hopefully she's getting PAID for beard duties. If so, then I'm not mad.
Work, bitch. Get your money.
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"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
She has a great body, other than that I don't see how she's relevant. Very pretty though, other than that hair...
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What's with her hair? Ugh.
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Hope they spend what they saved on their no-frills wedding on a new weave for her.
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Good on 'em. Expensive weddings are more fiscally irresponsible than Enron. She needs to save her money for some new clothes. lol.
No seriously, in this economy, they're better off saving their money for something more responsible. Not good to start your married life together in debt or broke just to impress your friends.
Men who wear big sunglasses = Minty...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
He looks gay in every photo I've ever seen of him
I just googled this Dream (and he ain't no Dreamboat) and he's the guy who sings this song I like, "Walkin on the Moon." He's also written a lot of popular songs for hos like Diddy.
But he's got a major case of Busted Gay Face, though he's got a million kids. I don't get the super cheap wedding.
Haha don't knock a Vegas wedding. Mr. Zorba and I got hitched in Vegas with my mom as our witness and camerawoman. And no I wasn't pregnant. Vegas is for us hos who don't wanna spend a year of our lives finding just the right shade of mint for the tablecloths -- all to show off your "big day" to a bunch of bitches who don't give a fuck and just came for the food.
Good for her, cuz this talentless bitch has been trying to make it for a long time. She is nowhere. spit out a few little nightmares and disappear u 'ho bag.
I loved all the songs he's put out so far and she's gorgeous and seems sweet so good on them. But how long it will last is another story...
I passed that chapel on Friday. It's actually pretty damn classy and nice!
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she's waaaaay to hot for that frog...
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After being "over the moon," they should have a baby and name it Wet or Impossible.
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She's pretty, he's a beast, I don't get it.
I thought that was Lark Voorhies circa 1995.
Who are these two? She's cute...him, not so much.
I thought he was dead? :=)
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ain't he gay?
Lil' Dream.
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Am I the only one who is kinda glad to hear they didn't spend 5 million dollars on a crappy wedding that's only gonna last a year or two?
good for them
Hahahahaha! I've actually been to a wedding reception at the Western Sizzlin'!