Wednesday, September 9th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

London, Brit Brit's former favorite dog friend - When Brit Brit brought the crazy in a major way and went on her Gas Station & Starbucks Tour '08, London was her partner in lunacy. London was trouble just like Brit. Bitch pissed on expensive clothes at photoshoots and did whatever the hell he wanted. Last I heard, London went to live with a family member when Brit Brit calmed the crazy. Yeah, London was always a bad influence!

London is also Hot Slut today, because he is not a cat. You see, a bunch of websites have band together for A Day Without Cats! They will not post anything cat-related all day! So if you're wondering why the internet is less feline-y today, that's why. I didn't join the ban list, because a day without pussy is like a day without dick for me. I can't do it!

Posted by: Michael K


ribbontie's picture

Aww I remember the stories....on how she used to change his clothes like 3x's in the space of like an hour...
I'll take him!!!

iHeartHaters's picture

Aww poor little London, I would take that sweet baby in a heartbeat! She(I think it's a she?) should be hot slut for eternity just for surviving 2007 Shitney! Bless your sweet little yorkie soul London, wherever you may be <3

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cattymama's picture

So where's the kitty MK?

gia's picture

London is pretty freakin adorable though...I would love to have him around.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

@chowgirl69 -- sadly, no they are not my kittehs. I found that pic somewhere and fell in love with it. Is that your boyfriend in your avi? he's hawt ; ) lol ah the things I'd do to Chris.

chowgirl69's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:13am
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OMG!! Are those really your kittehs?? How the heck did you figure out that the 2 patches make a heart and do they always lay like that? Too cool!

i am a sloth's picture

aww...i miss that britbrit so much!

wait, what?

nuby's picture

wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome women and men waitting their another part on
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TheBreakdown's picture

That dog's crazy by association.

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TITS's picture

A day without cats is like a day without hydrogen peroxide.

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Possum's picture

A day without cats? No way. My cat rocks.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

A day without cats? Ne-vah. Check out my siamese heart pussies.. There. Take that London !

oh and see if you can convince your Mama to board her crazy train again..k? Thanks.

DeeDee's picture

I never thought London would escape Britney's couch cushions to live another day.

Tristram's picture

Can't wait for London to spill on "Behind the Music."

EastEndGirl's picture

MK, "gone to live with family" is like my childhood dog who was "sent to a lovely farm" but really dad had my brother take him to the woods and shoot him.

RIP Christie.

No issues here.

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kiv's picture

omg that dog is hot, it needs to mate with my gorgeous bitch. I bet together they can breed the golden pup that would even dethrone Shiloh.

Morbidosity's picture

HSOD has gone to the dogs!! Meeeooowwww.
(sorry,its early and I couldnt help myself)

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Another furry friend, companion and baby thrown away like so much trash. That makes me sad.

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