Caster Semenya's Drag Makeover
18-year-old South African runner Caster Semenya (Or Castration Semen to those of us with the humor of a 10-year-old. YAY!) won the women's 800-meter last month in Berlin and had to basically put her vagina under a microscope to prove that she was born a female. The committee had reason to believe that Caster might have a case of the Lady GaGas. Well, Caster has decided to drag it up on the cover of South African magazine You, but said she only did it to have a little fun. And if you say otherwise, Caster will choke your ass with her Hulk-like claws.
Caster told the magazine, “I didn’t do this to prove a point but rather to have fun. I don’t give a damn what people say about me. I like me the way I am and who cares what other people say?”
I'll give Caster a pat on the peen...I mean....back for that! Let Caster have a little drag fun. But she does look like a Wayans brother dressing up like a Williams sister dressing up like the Joker for an In Living Color skit. Not the best look.
And if You Magazine is in the business of giving feminine makeovers, they should tackle Khloe Kardashian and Brooke Hogan. Those two dudes need it more than Caster!
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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:40pm.
Ooh. Smooth. I'm impressed.
hahahaha. Yes, other than the glaring non sequitur.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:40pm.
Ooh. Smooth. I'm impressed.
hahahaha. Yes, other than the glaring non sequitur.
Hey, our German friend had some kind words for you on the last Tila Tequila thread.
Submitted by Kya X on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:39pm.
Either way, the Caster Semenya magazine cover might lead some to think that online payday loans towards finding her gender might be ill spent.
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Well, perhaps after the Caster Semenya magazine cover the debate should be over. The Caster Semenya magazine cover certainly has let people see her with a makeover and she appears very feminine. However, according to rumor, a leak of the gender test results the South African sprinter had to undertake revealed that she is a hermaphrodite. True hermaphroditism is when an organism has both male and female reproductive features and organs. In humans, there are numerous ways in which some form of sexual diffusion can occur, some relatively benign, and some crippling. Either way, the Caster Semenya magazine cover might lead some to think that online payday loans towards finding her gender might be ill spent.
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Question....say Caster-ated is a biological female, isn't taking horomones and testostone and steroids illegal in track and field? How can she pass pee tests being doped up or is testosterone not a banned substance?
This chick is ugly if she is in fact female. Also interesting how she refuses to wear the bikini bottoms like other women runners. I think she is tucking something personally.
So if genetic tests were done, I'm assuming she's indeed female. But, as some of the posters commented, it seems she's on 'roids. This is what happened to many East German and Russian(Soviet) female atheletes. Years later they suffered from uterine and breast cancers as well as infertility.
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 2:24pm.
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That's a sad story, man.
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her skin color doesn't even look the same...
maybe the world would be a better place if we were all ambiguous...
lol, nah. RuPaul would have hooked shim up much better. But still can't let shim speak and ruin the impression.
j/k I think she looks very nice! Good luck to her. I hope she brushed all haters off her back and does her.
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Oh yeah, they did such a good makeover I almost mistook her for the Queen. If she would have folded a pair of gloves in her lap, I would swear she was Royalty. Seriously, why did she leave the moustache?
I'm South African and my first thought when I saw Caster was WHOA thats a man baby. I thought she was a member of the Bafana soccer team. Apparently her coach has been linked to doping scandals in Germany (he apparently gave this German chick so much steroids and hormone altering drugs when she was a teen that she was forced to have a sex change later on). I feel sorry for her and hope it didn't happen in her case as well
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Seriously. I have a question.
Can't they just count the number of ribs s/he's got?
That is dude if I ever saw one.
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Bad tuck job, Caster.
Anyway, if Caster's hormones are messed up,she should see a doctor for her health.
And in sports, women used to get shot up with male hormones all the time during the Soviet strangle hold on the Eastern block countries.
Take a gander at the circa 1980's GDR women swimmers. They make Caster look like Thumbellina.
The Williams sisters look absolute femme next to Caster.
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That is a whoa-MAN.
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"But she does look like a Wayans brother dressing up like a Williams sister dressing up like the Joker for an In Living Color skit. Not the best look."
LOL!
That is a man.
ha it does look like a Williams sister
Ummm...that's a woman? REALLY?!?
She looks tonnes more manly dressed as one.
Leave her aloooooooooooooone!
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i don't know what to say, i guess the "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all" will suffice....
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:35am.
Even if she is genetically male or a hermie, it does not matter. She was raised a female, and her socialization matters more than genetics.
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Not when it comes to sports, which is the issue here. I'm not sure what the decided outcome of this really was, but if she naturally makes more testosterone than a the average woman, it would make her develop muscle more easily which would be an unfair advantage over the average woman.
when you really learn about it, it's kind of mind-blowing to find out that "male" and "female" are not so clear cut in the general population! I recently read "As Nature Made Him: The Boy Who Was Raised as a Girl," and the end of the book talks about different kinds of people. They are just born that way, and they're out there, so get used the idea and deal with it. It's almost like it's some kind of big open secret or something. Intersexuality: http://www.isna.org/faq/frequency.
Even if she is genetically male or a hermie, it does not matter. She was raised a female, and her socialization matters more than genetics. I hope one day as a society, we can move on from the binary gender system and develop a more inclusive one.
On a lighter note, that's a HUGE FUCKING BULGE and its not only in that pic.
And whats with the gay mormon eh?
WHY WONT GENETICS LET CASTER BE GREAT?
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Even if she is genetically male or a hermie, it does not matter. She was raised a female, and her socialization matters more than genetics. I hope one day as a society, we can move on from the binary gender system and develop a more inclusive one.
On a lighter note, that's a HUGE FUCKING BULGE and its not only in that pic.
And whats with the gay mormon eh?
WHY WONT GENETICS LET CASTER BE GREAT?
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
ummm...really, who is he kidding?
wait, what?
i didn't know athletes could have fupa's.
poor thing! ;/ even the dress and make up didn't help :(
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They shoulda put her in vagless tankini with headline " Castericious tankini
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Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:06am.
LMAO! you did not just go there
I want to see her vagina otherwise I'm not buying it.
If she's indeed a woman, she should see a doctor because I bet she has a huge hormone guerilla going on in her body. Her testosterone must be doing a Military Coup and sending her female hormones directly to a Hormone Holocaust.
What still has me mesmerized is the huge bulge between her legs. I have never seen one on a woman, EVER. Ok, let's put transexuals aside to avoid mass confusion.
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Supposedly she was told she was being tested for doping. She wasn't told what the blood tests were really for at first.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:32am.
Waitaminute! So if this poor kid has too much testosterone, they're going to disqualify her?! That shit ain't right.
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If I remember what the doctor said right, we all (females) have it but if its active/working than yes, they will disqualify her because she has an advantage over other women.
What a way to find out, in front of the whole world. I like her, and I hope it all works out for her. I also agree with the others, she shouldn't have to dress up for the masses. This reminds me of a Cold Case episode.
WRO-O-O-O-NG.
If this woman is a woman, she should have insisted on a magazine cover with her in a muscle wifebeater torn-t shirt, jeans, and a 5-o'clock shadow painted on as a nice F-U to her critics. She looks ridiculous here.
I read an article that said one of the South African coaches quit over this whole thing. He wasn't her coach - he quit because he was so disgusted with how the whole thing was played out in the media - the testing was supposed to be done privately.
I'm sorry but they'll never convince me that THAT is a woman until IT becomes pregnant.
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:37am.
Did they ever test her/him? What happened with that?
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They gave Caster a urine test and (s)he left the seat up.
Wow, poor guy...girl...whatever.
Whatever. She did it to PROVE she's a chick and quite honestly, I still see a man in drag. RuPaul looks much more feminine.
Obviously, it bothers her what people say... no matter what she says or she wouldn't have done this "dress up" magazine cover. Own it, chick.
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Did they ever test her/him? What happened with that? I mean dude makes Serena Williams look like Vanessa Williams.
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ima skeered.
Waitaminute! So if this poor kid has too much testosterone, they're going to disqualify her?! That shit ain't right.
Jesus, I'd hate to see what the untouched version of that photo looks like.
Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:35am.
I agree.
If I say something bad about Caster, I'm sure she'll punch me in the ovaries. for that, I think if I were her...I would've given the finger on that cover pic.
All I know she's a runner, atleast she does something for kids to look up to ( in a healthy exercise sense). Lady Shit should definately let medical docs examine her since she's a wanna be Pop Galactic coke whore and I definately wanna punch her lil penis!!!!
rant over.
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Caster looks alot lighter in the make over pictures, too.
Maybe the side effects of increasing female hormones to hopefully shrink the peen before some one demands a physical exam!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:39am.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
Submitted by squiggles on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:55am.
If she really is female (and I think she prob. is), then this is a pretty disgusting commentary on our society, which seems to think that to be a "real" woman you need to parade around in a dress & jewelry, even if it doesn't suit you. I feel bad for her. This is probably meant as a slap back at her critics but instead it just seems like an affirmation of the stereotype that's being advanced by them.
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ITA, Squiggles. As long as she's a good athlete, why the fuck should she be obliged to wear girly stuff?
This whole thing is just so sad, and I'm pissed an 18 year old girl is being treated like absolute shit by the media. Really, was this the best way to address this situation?
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