Blind Item Revealed?
Last week, Page Six printed this blind item:
Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows.
According to Janet Charlton, the two twats hiding under that blind item are none-other-than manskank John Mayer and that Kristin Calamariorwhatever from Laguna Beach and The Hills. Apparently, John and Kristin have been sexing on the down low for two years. They usually bump assholes at the house of a mutual friend in the Hollywood Hills. Ick. Nast. I hope that their friend loves the rancid scent of 4-week-old menstrual fluid, desperation and old teeth on their sheets. And I'm only talking about John Mayer's stench!
Janet says that John and Kristin are ready to become more than fuck buddies and might take their "relationship" public. So, if this is true, then that means while John was dating Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, he was humping on reality trash on the side? I hope that when she quit John Mayer, Jennifer Aniston got a priest to perform an exorcism to rid her body of the douche demons. And I also hope she soaked in a tub full of liquid Valtrex.
I mean, is there anything John Mayer won't fuck on? If the crusty loogie I coughed up this morning had at least 1 reality show credit to its name, John would be on it!
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This kinda outs the fact that the Jen Aniston/John Meyer relationship was all for publicity and show. At least, that is what I'd like to believe.
Slut stikes again....he must smell of crusty post menstrual vagina crud with a side of crispy yellow jizz.....
Maniston did well to be rid of this walking STD.....
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Nothing wrong with John Mayer other than he talks too much. I like how he don't give a fuck about public opinion... But one thing you can never trash is his musical talent. This writes and sings his own music go ask the Britneys and Lohans if they do that!!!
Gawd he is such a douche. Nice pic of him btw.
So, Kristin just stood back and watched his affair with Jen Aniston? Idiot.
Let him manwhore.
Anything that keeps him out of the recording studio should not be discouraged.
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I dunno, maybe it's true, but I can't see him keeping his yap shut for two hours, let alone two years.
He is the poster boy for Massingill.
I hate John Mayer and his whiny grocery store music with the rabid intensity MK hates GaGa, Cheryl, and Gwyneth combined. And that's bad.
Why anyone would bang let alone date this retard is beyond me.
How is he going to publicly humiliate this one? The anticipation is killing me. OK, not really.
Timmmmmaaaaay!!!
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John Meyer cracks me up with his stroke face. I can't be mad at him, though. If vapid attention-starved whores want to fiddle with his diddle, they run the risk of dealing with him and all the drama that follows.
His track record IS impressive. Don't hate this super slut. He's the male version of Sienna Miller but different.
Loves it!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
So he managed this while dating those girls? I don't think so. He's hot by the way.
*yawn*
don't care about either of these douchebags.
wait, what?
This dude is too much. I really think he believes he's doing all his fame-whoring with a "wink", like he's totally in on the absurdity of it all & he's in control over all of it. I don't think he has any idea that it's his massive ego, not a sense of humor or irony, that's propelling him. If he fancies himself an "artist" in any way, he's screwed himself over w/ his carrying on. Barf.
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:32am.
Ain't no way that those Hills-rats could keep anything a secret for two years.
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Point but really, who wants to own up to fucking John Mayer? And it's not like she's really had anything better to do for the last two years.
I can't stand her nor really give a crap about him so who cares. Let's just hope that if it is true, she's on some very strong birth control because I hate to imagine what sort of offspring these two would create.
YAWN!
He's as good looking as a paper bag and she's about as clever as one. Good times all round.
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wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome women and men waitting their another part on
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Who among us hasn't at some point wanted to piss on a cast member of The Hills, if not all of them? Ah John, living the dream...
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Shittake happens...
he looks like he smells. what is the attraction of this guy?
Does this also mean that Kristin is not really looking for a boyfriend on the Hills?!?!?!?! GASP.
Ain't no way that those Hills-rats could keep anything a secret for two years.
Gotta' to be some other 'ho.
John has just been helping Kristin perfect the " butthole flash" cuz we all know the " gash flash" is soooo last year.
Bullshit. If John Mayer's going public that means he's giving the chick some photo-ops with him as a farewell present. Kristin, see Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, etc. The fact that he's bothering means he likes the way she looks standing next to him and thinks the photos will sell well.
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I am not a pussy.
Darwin would have a lot to say about these two.
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Submitted by LondonHockeyGurL on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:21am.
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it's just you.
Does he still make music or is his full time profession now manwhore?
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Is it just me or does she look fucking old ?
I don't care what anyone says, I think John Mayer is hot, I can totally see why all these hos want a piece.
Haha ISMU, he looks like a drunk Keebler elf in that pic.
Uncommonly douchey!
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Triscuit. 09/02/09
twitter response from John in 3..2...1
My favorite John Mayer picture EVAH:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/20307
I can't decide if he still looks like a stoned elf or if he will forever be dubbed "Douchey Smurf".
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barf, i never liked that d-bags music, and now i have a billion reasons to hate him too.
He is such a cunt, that John Mayer. But what does it say about the women who get involved with him. Ick.
THEY MIGHT TAKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP PUBLIC! HOW EXCITING!!!!
That's the worst impression of Popeye I've ever seen.
Is he having a stroke in that photo?
Does this make him the equivalent of Spencer?
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So Aniston has been un-knowingly sharing cock again?!
Let's pray for her and her holes.
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"I mean, is there anything John Mayer won't fuck on?"
Hate to break it to ya MK, but this douches 'list' is something ANY straight man would be proud of.
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He truly is a subhuman piece of trash. Aniston what were you thinking girl?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
We are talking about the man who kissed Piggy.
'Nuff said.
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Triscuit. 09/02/09
I hope that their friend loves the rancid scent of 4-week-old menstrual fluid, desperation and old teeth on their sheets.
MK, you put me off my skettis!
Jughead lives. Great.
John Mayer is fucking trash and should be put into a rocket and blown into space so I will never have to look at his ugly mug again.
money never equals brains or class..