Delicious Or Disgusting: The McBurrito
Some of you may already have seen/eaten/barfed up McDonald's "Mac Snack Wrap" which is basically a Big Mac wrapped in a tortilla. McDonald's has been testing it out in certain markets for a few months now.
Thankfully, I haven't come across this yet, because I probably would have already devoured it in a drunken haze only to regret it later while hacking it up on my bathroom floor as my dog watches with a hongray look on his mouth. Seriously, whenever I get the booze-induced barfs, my dog always comes around like the buffet is open for business. I have to clean it up right away or he will. Ugh, it's too early for that grossness.
Anyway, below are some pictures EatMeDaily took of this mess and it really does look like a power bottom had an accident in a tortilla.
I'd be all about it if the tortilla was stuffed with bacon and cheese, covered in batter and deep fried. It could also use some pork rind bits sprinkled on top.
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I live in Canada and these have been on the menu for a WHILE now and they are goooooooooood.
Awesome. Delish. I'm not kidding, if you like the Big Mac then this is just a smaller alternative, they're awesome.
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FUCK you are funny, bitch! This is the funniest thing I've seen you write in a while. But seriously, does anyone actually EAT McDonalds anymore. Fucking disGUSTing.
Erg, that's NASTY looking. I don't trust McDonald's mystery meat.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:55pm
Tortillas are just as bad for you, maybe even worse.
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Submitted by imk505 on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:56am.
I once had a friend who wrapped a tortilla around a tamale and ate it up in front of a room full of people like it was normal thing to do.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:55pm
Tortillas are just as bad for you, maybe even worse.
<"Anyway ..... it really does look like a power bottom had an accident in a tortilla.">
I want you on Food Network so bad. You'd be a good judge on that "Chopped!" show where they give contestants things like re-fried beans and coconut to use and then the judges wonder why the food tastes like freakin' coconut and re-fried beans.
As if they were the first ones to come up with putting a burger in a tortilla. I've been doing that for ages. It is a good way to cut back on carbs.
the irony in this is, the McDonalds in my area recently closed down. That said, the only burgers i eat are the expensive ones sold by american burger company in ny.
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IT kind of looks like Jack's Pita wraps. I've only ever tried the chicken 9not grilled) and it wasn't so bad.
I had a wrap from McDonald's once and it was vile. The tortilla tastes like they put it in the microwave and it's not even those good floury tortillas. It was fucking nasty.
I had a Big Mac (I think it was) a few months ago and it was the most disappointing piece of junk food I have ever had, honestly. I just forgot the word BIG in a McDonald's restaurant is just meant to attract people as a publicity hook, because that shit made a kid's meal look like a super-sized made-for-the-fatties hamburger. It was just miniature, it was a fucking mess with the chopped lettuce everywhere, the meat was hard and bland as a cardboard, the melted cheese was all over the wrapping AND it tasted like NOTHING. NADA. Zero flavor.
I like "fast food", but I just like to cook it at home. Fast food doesn't mean "crap food", if you use good ingredients.
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I'm not a McPukey's fan generally, but I will admit to having partaken of these...several times..*blush...and it wasn't too bad!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:41am.
HAVE A McCRAP TODAY!
*SNORT*
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Ha! They're calling it that here but I've only seen it written - dat's funnay!
---When I first heard the ad for the McCrap, I wasn't watching the TV - I couldn't believe what I was hearing. How did they miss that?? Srsly, it cracked me up.
i say disturbing...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:41am.
A coupla years ago, McD's had a similar promotion in Australia but it was just called the McWrap. So phonically, McWrap sounds zactly the same as McCrap don't it? - which is why I snorted out every time the ad came on the telly. HAVE A McCRAP TODAY!
*SNORT*
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Ha! They're calling it that here but I've only seen it written - dat's funnay!
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"It really does look like a power bottom had an accident in a tortilla."
Thanks for the visual. Here goes lunch...
A coupla years ago, McD's had a similar promotion in Australia but it was just called the McWrap. So phonically, McWrap sounds zactly the same as McCrap don't it? - which is why I snorted out every time the ad came on the telly. HAVE A McCRAP TODAY!
*SNORT*
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Speaking of pizza, did you see that sensational video a few months ago of 2 Domino employees making pizza? It was gross! It was a huge scandal and the 2 assholes were fired and arrested, and my family haven't had Domino's pizza since then!
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:52am.
Just curious, where do you anti-fast food people stand on pizza?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:49am
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Hahaha...McWipes sold separately...
@loozer: I don't order it (too greasy), but will buy the whole wheat pre-made crusts & add my own toppings (my pref is veggie).
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I once had a friend who wrapped a tortilla around a tamale and ate it up in front of a room full of people like it was normal thing to do.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:41am.
Don't just love it when you rejoice so good that you wipe and the paper is clean but you wipe again just to make sure!
Evilshoe:
Everything fast food related looks like they made it from Free Clinic disposed organs
For some reason I noticed mcds in mid of fuck nowhere are far more decent looking then ones in city areas... Been to some Mcds near Indiana or Ohio and it was like a diner overthere but went to one in a city fahgedddd it
burgers looks like scrapped up toasted diarhea
nastyyyyy
not to mention that mayo looks like rotten cum in a jar
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Just curious, where do you anti-fast food people stand on pizza?
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they should just sell them in a barf bag, which is where they'll end up anyway
That's some nasty looking shit. I rarely eat at fast food (well, cept for In N'Out when I'm in Cali), much less McD's anyway, so I'll never have to look at this mess again.
That really is the epitome of disgusting.
(I actually like the chicken wrap things, about once a year)
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:41am.
OnT: it should be served with tp instead of napkins.
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I think you'll need more than TP. You'll need some Terrance Howard approved baby wipes, too.
They should call it McDon't make any long term plans and say hi to your new BFF McCrapper.
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:40am
hahhaha a dialing stick...your fingers are too fat to dail the numbers...
Disgusting! I don't eat fast food, anyway (except for Subways and Chipotle) but damn this looks ultra disgusting. I don't get how people think that shit is delicious. God only knows what the little snot nosed teenagers running those places do to the food.
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:40am.
and homer gets to work from home!!!
hahah, I love that one too!!! LMAO.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:36am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:33am.
HAHAHAHA! That Foxy plays a mean triangle!
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OnT: it should be served with tp instead of napkins.
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
100% Pure Nastiness.
People still eat McDonalds? Nasty and Ghetto. McDonalds is some ghetto ass shit. Ever drove thru/lived in the hood? All the garbage on the sidewalks and on the streets is fucking McDonalds bags. Fat fucking lazy hood rat trash is what I think of when I hear the word McDonalds.
I cannot believe that people still eat 'meat' too in this day in age. Ya'll are LOCO to be ingesting some dead animal that came from who knows where under who knows what conditions. Thanks but no thanks. My colon rejoices in the morning and I'd like to keep it that way.
CtheHoff, tee hee.
One of my favorite episodes of The Simpsons is when Homer realizes he is 'an obese man trapped in a fat man's body' and eats everything he wants and can only wear a muumuu.
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Ugh...I get the shits just looking at the picture.
I've been lurking for years, but, "Anyway, below are some pictures EatMeDaily took of this mess and it really does look like a power bottom had an accident in a tortilla." is the goddamn funniest thing I've read in a while :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:29am.
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Oops, forgot about that...*picturing myself crawling across the road while trying to eat a 'McSquirts'*
And you know this has gotta be bad if I'm proactively praying; I usually only do that after drinking. ;)
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:33am.
HAHAHAHA! That Foxy plays a mean triangle!
hmm...what McIdiot thought this shit up..gross.
I think I'll just stick to their french fries. That's my crack.
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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:28am.
average american anus in a form of snack
wats next? Bean and bacon in mayo stuffed tacos El Herpe Taco
because everyone wouldnt mind eating a herpes vagina taco for $o.99
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