Who Is August's Hot Slut Of The Month?
Please take time out from perfecting your recipe for an O-Positive-tini for the True Blood finale this weekend to vote for August's Hot Slut of the Month. Now, there's no cat or dog (that we know of 100%) to choose from, so it's anybody's game. Your choices are:
Lesley Anne-Down - Glamorous soap opera star who bathes in diamonds and pearls!
Sandra Rinomato - Real estate mogul, HGTV star and expert side-eye giver!
Johanna Tukiainen - The pride of Finland!
Vogue Evolution - The glittery gays (and tranny) of MTV's America's Best Dance Crew!
Tameka "Tiny" Cottle - The Travelocity gnome version of Mariah Carey and creator of her own language!
The winning slut will be announced Friday. Voting is in the sidebar to your right. Put a condom on your fingers and vote away!
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Wheres the bad hair cut or the totally awesome t shirt or better yet the worlds smallest dog that just died?!? He should be automatic hot slut of the month.
No me gusta these sluts.
who should i vote for?
Seriously, I second thay comment of 'no cat, no dog, no inanimate object - no vote' !!!
oh well, I'll go with Johanna, cause I like hot messy euro blondes :)
No animals, no couches, no inanimate objects? no vote.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Michelle Forbes TOTALLY should've been awarded this prize....for the year, least of all nominated 4 a month. A glaring omission. Sorry to be cranky/critical!!!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:53pm.
No animals or inanimate objects? Truly I do not know what to do!
Come on! Finlands finest...Johanna Tukiainen and besides she's losing really bad.
No animals or inanimate objects? Truly I do not know what to do!
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Mmmm...no. You've given me nothing to work with here.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
VOTE FOR SANDRA!!!
I'm not going to vote; these are crappy choices.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Why aren't more people voting for Sandra? She be the hottest bitch slut around! Even taking away her awesomely bitchy, no nonsense personality, her chest alone should garner her the prize. They are screaming to be freed!
Halp, there are no good choices. Who is lesser of the evils?
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
I think I'm going with the finnish slut. You know she wants it badly and will probably release a special song for the occasion. IhopeIhopeIhope!
Those choices suck MK I have to go with VE
Vote for the HGTV bitch!
Team Sandra Rinomato!
back handed verbal bitch slaps for the LOSER asswipes only approved for $125K & want a MANSION!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:34pm.
LOl Yeah, I saw that! A few years ago I saw her on a Royal Caribbean cruise and saw her by the pool later. We (Charo and I) did some coochi coochi dancing for a second, it was hilarious! She's a lot of fun.
agreed. this is a tough month. i'm not really feeling the awesomeosity vibes coming through my screen from any of these skags.
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Having a baby D-Lister like any second now...
@ EvilShoe
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Did you see Charo post yesterday? Did you see her coochi cooochi on stage? I can't get over it! Michael K said Charo was 58, and everyone else said she was at least 68!
Britney is just 27, and she WALKS on the stage and calls it "dancing".
I'll confess, I watched elderly Charo jump and dance on the stage, and it was so infectious, I tried to dance like her, AND I COULDN'T.
*embarassed* :-(
I think I'll skip voting this month. None of these choices looks appealing.
Yay! No more gott dayumed cats.
Sorry but all those choices SUCK
Write In Vote for
Maru the Cat
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:10pm
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Ohhhh, is her FB public? *running off to snoop*
Even tho there are no inanimate objects or animals (or better yet inanimate animals) I am still boycotting this mess until 2010.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
The gay dancers are beating Sandra?? FUUUUUCK THAT!! Big tittied, cunt-face Sandra for the win!
I've got nothing! sorry.
Team Vogue Evolution! And when these glittery sluts win, they better have an interpretive dance to show their appreciation.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:02pm.
What about Charo?
Charo for hot slut of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't worry, Charo will have her turn (Hell yes!). We're voting for August, Charo is in September. ;)
No animals for HS of the Month?
Fuck it, I'm voting for the glittery gays!
Bitch please- this is a no-brainer. The hot tranny mess known as Vogue Evolution FTW!
Ha ha just posted this on Sandra's fb!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Tiny or trannies?
Trannies or Tiny?
What to do, what to do...
No dog or pussy?!?! WTF! choose the Finland whore.
What about Charo?
Charo for hot slut of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No cat or dog makes this very difficult. I guess I'll go for the faygs.