Wednesday, September 9th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Now this is a motherfucking party! - Holy Moly!

Ceiling Eyes goes topless in Maxim - Egotastic!

And now we know why Sophie Reade won Big Brother UK - Hollywood Tuna

R.I.P. Army Archerd - Towleroad

Janet Jackson talks about Michael to Harper's Bazaar - Just Jared

An alien praying mantis on the cover of Elle - Popsugar

Camila Alves will be pregnant for the rest of eternity (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

I always imagined Kristen Stewart as a Shakey's kind of ho - Lainey Gossip

News you can snooze to: Jennifer Aniston still believes in love - Hollywood Rag

I'll take 2 #1s, 3 #3s and your entire stock of #17 (hold the artichoke) - Cityrag

When Jane Mancini met Doogie Howser - SOW

Dear Jermaine Jackson, STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP - Celebitchy

Jessica Simpson is the new Jennifer Aniston - ICYDK

I thought Halle Berry was talking about laundry detergent - I'm Not Obsessed

Well, Sienna Miller has already been through all of the dicks in London, so it makes sense that she wants to move to NYC - Socialite Life

Damn Geeeeeena had a babeh and she named him...um...Ezekiel... No comment on the name - Popeater

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I love Micky Rourke and his crew!!! He doesn't need bitches like Rachel Zoe dressing him or his manager setting him up with certain people to enhance an image. He's for real!(with the exception of that plastic surgery fiasco 15 years ago)

I've said it before and I'll say it again....Rourke should have been given the Academy Award for The Wrestler, instead of Sean Penn for Milk.

Haha...Love Michael's "alien praying mantis" description of Posh. Imagine being floated on board a ufo and seeing her large head glaring at you.......

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Manimal5's picture

Woohooo! Sienna Miller in NY! Her vadge will never be the same.

THE MESSAGE brother sent is not the comments , is lonely!!!!

Bad site good place :http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!!!!

Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby here.

Sugaroo's picture

Jermaine Jackson looks like a sweaty pineapple.

That is all.

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Sookie's picture

if bulldozer vagina monster moves to NY i am moving there too just to throw tomatoes at her everywhere she goes (and yell SCRAGS BITCHES)

haha jesucka is the new aniston, couldnt have put it better....LOL

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 2:09pm.

Re: Mickey's friends - my favorite has gotta be the giant Kate Moss one. You just know she would eat Kate Moss for breakfast. Or better yet, she would eat Khloe Kardassian for breakfast and then use Kate Moss as a toothpick ;)
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LOL!

I just came to laugh at Jessucka's lovelife. This was better.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

Okay I am now positive it was Jermaine that gave Michael the lethal dose. This guy hasn't had this much face time in decades.

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Submitted by Jeepster on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 3:23pm.
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yessiiree ! 1984-1986. Danbury, CT.
General Merchandise. brown smock :)
those were the days. The beers at 10 p.m.
after work in the parking lot. "sniff".
I miss those days. yeah,
the guys in Produce & Grocery were such frat boys, so much fun when the place was quiet at night. good times LOL

Sorry for the O/T folks. I'll shut up now.

Jeepster's picture

WTFOMGLOL:

Hah! You worked at S & S too???? I am from Framingham, MA. Worked there when I was in High School. Jesus - I worked in the Florist Dept. - used to whip up quickie corsages for the late-night fucktards hoping to get lucky with their ladyfriends (Ho's)....the boys in the Meat Dept. used to leave bloody fingerprints all over my nice vases - late nights were the bomb - the stocking crew would come in and we'd play "Bowling with Frozen Butterball Turkeys

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

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Submitted by CeeCee on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 2:14pm.
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awwwww ...the cafeteria line from grade school back in the early 70's. nostalgia... slopping the canned veggies and tacos and square pizza out from the buffet counter, and never once wondering who might have boogered on it, or where it actually came from.

I miss those days.

Sanitized for your protection, my ass.

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Submitted by Jeepster on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 2:52pm.
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ahahaa a Stop & Shop reference ! luvz it ! LOL

and where in the Northeast are you ?? :)

I used to work at a Stop & Shop about a
100 years ago. I always get a kick out
the S + S references on Family Guy.
Wondering if people in Iowa are going,
what the hell is Stop & Shop ?
Is that made up ?

sunryse's picture

Mickey Rourke is the SHIT! I'm saying I would roll him in man butter and lick him clean. Good God, he is fucking nuts and that makes him hawt!

Jeepster's picture

Gawd - I LOVE Mickey Rourke - he is just exactly the way he has always been - FUCKING NUTS. I bet partying with Mickey is the balls - he'll drink with you all night, share his stash, and never make fun of your lame-ass pills (in one of those plastic monday through friday CVS pill-holders). You might have to fight him off later, but I am thinking that he would be easily distracted: "Mickey - LOOK - is that a Good Humor Ice Cream Truck parked at the over at the Stop and Shop??????"

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

louise_brooks's picture

Those are exactly the kind of people I imagined Mickey Rourke hung around with, except they are missing a dwarf. He needs to go all Marlon Brando in The Island of Doctor Moreau.

Salem13's picture

LOL Chris Brown is performing an MJ tribute? How much you wanna bet he sings "Beat it".

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Raul Duke's picture

Now this is a motherfucking party! Hot Lips suck started dude's Harley the next morning after he left the lights on.

Big Bertha's picture

that blonde chick w/Mickey looks like that crazy blonde chick from Project Runway.
The one that ruined the swimsuit b/c she was out partying to all hours. She was a crazy bitch!

lez-babe's picture

Jennifer Aniston has got to be the most boring woman on the planet. Bitch needs to change up her look. She's looked exactly the same way for well over a decade. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

CeeCee's picture

I never once went to a school where they dished the food onto a plate. All my years growing up in Las Vegas it was a styrofoam tray with plastic cling wrap sealed over the top that was heated in the microwave. I always wanted one where they dished it onto your plate like in the movies. I'm out of school, so that dream will never come true. *tear*

Anonymous101's picture

Re: Mickey's friends - my favorite has gotta be the giant Kate Moss one. You just know she would eat Kate Moss for breakfast. Or better yet, she would eat Khloe Kardassian for breakfast and then use Kate Moss as a toothpick ;)

The Joan Collins junkie and the biker dude are cool too though :p

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Raul Duke's picture

Ceiling Eyes goes topless in Maxim** Holy 6 Dollar Furburger, those are NICE!

suckandfuck's picture

Ezekiel and Army are great names.

angel_i's picture

What is that look she's giving Mickey. I can only imagine he's massaging her waist - and not gently - as they stand there. And that look means: Ok. That's enough of THAT now.

♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."

xerquina's picture

vicky Beckham needs to stop. it's like a midget trying to model.ugh

Anonymous Q's picture

Does Kristen Stewart actually have an ass or am I seeing things??

DeeDee's picture

Oh you din't just say Shakey's! My dad always took us to that cheap ass pizza place! He'd drink like 3 pitchers of beer and my brother and I would scarf down that pizza like it was a Filet Mignon!

I always imagined Kristen Stewart as a Shakey's kind of ho.

rotten_egg's picture

I don't get the "WHAT THE FUCK" in that School lunches thing. I think those other gossip blogs should keep on focusing on their "guess the camel-toe" or "butt crack or titties" whatevers instead.

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chefcammi's picture

i dont know what it is about Jermaine Jackson's face but when I see it I want to punch something.

Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.