The Photoshop Awards: Khloe & Kim Kardashian On Life & Style
Last week, Life & Style took us into the world of 3-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (smells like paninis and plane fuel). This week, they take us into the world of these two heavy flow maxi pads. Yeah, where's the Chinatown bus that goes back to Shiloh's world, because I CAN'T with these twats!
Khloe and Kim are queefing about how they lost a ton of weight by using some stupid crap called QuickTrim (PLUG! PLUG! PLUG!) and "exercising." They both blabbed about how they want to tone up more, but are happy with their bodies. BLAH! Then Khloe farted that she lost 25lbs and is a size 6 now. Kim said she weighs 114lbs. 114lbs total, not just her ass. Yeah, I know.
We would all lose 25lbs in a quick minute if we constantly ate up the diet supplement known as Vitamin COKE and spent the day sweating like a pig from chasing relevancy. And Khloe's thighs only look like that because they were slathered with Photoshop jelly.
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They NEVER needed to lose weight in the first place imo. Khloe is tall, if she was much thinner she'd look anorexic. Kim being a "size 2" is the biggest bullshit i've ever heard. Like anybody cared that she was probably an 8/10, she was just hot.
They just look like hideous, stupid, rich, high maintenance, superficial, lying bitches. Terrible people. They may have some attractive qualities, but the crappy ones cancel them all out.
Khloe is a size 6 and Kim weighs 114 my ass. They must think we're all a bunch of dumb gullible MFers.
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HORRID lighting! Even Kim looks awful!
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We would all lose 25lbs in a quick minute if we constantly ate up the diet supplement known as Vitamin COKE and spent the day sweating like a pig from chasing relevancy"
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say what you will but kim is stunning.
What the fuck did Kim do to her face? Ethnic looks isn't usually a bad thing, she didn't have much of it in the first place, other than tan skin and a slight bump on her nose; a beauty bump as I call them sometimes when they aren't overwhelmingly big, mine is a total ski slope nose so I guess the grass is greener..I always thought her face was nice to look at but now all she has is her ass. I can see why Reggie left her, b/c she will be hardly recognizable in 5 years if she keeps this up.
How pissed is Kourtney?
Nope. Sorry. No way in hell that girl is 114 lbs. That is straight up lie telling right there. Don't see why she feels the need to lie about her weight, because frankly who gives a damn? And I am sick of this girl one minute saying "I love my curves and representing real women" and the next "I actually want to be skinny and lose weight". Pick one! Can't be on both sides at the same time, honey. Why oh why am I even discussing this?
Wow. They just won't go away, will they?
hotmess119 said, "The only way Kim Kardashian weighs 114 pounds is if she is 4'2" tall. Seriously. I weigh 112 and am flat chested and very bony, at 5'4". So just not buying it. Not saying she is fat, she isn't at all, but she isn't 114 lbs. I hate liars."
Same here. I'm 5'8" and well, we won't talk about what I weigh right now, but in high school I usually weighed around 125-130, and the very smallest size I could get into was an 8. No way is she 114. Like you said, not fat, but I wish it was socially acceptable for women to be honest about their weight and for it to be NO BIG DEAL. Really, as long as you're within your BMI, isn't it just a number? Actually, I can't even say that, because people with a lot of muscle can't fit into regular BMI measurements.
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I'd rather see Bruce Jenner in a bikini.
Kimbo looks absolutely washed out in her dyed blonde hair! Armenians don't look good with dyed blonde hair!
Khloe, with the exception of her pretty hazel eyes, is homely looking. Her face is squared off with a stubby snout nose and linebacker jaw. And that she's nearly 6 ft. tall surely doesn't help, because of her girth.
Not shown but Kourtney is cute, petite and dark. I wonder if the pregnancy will age her. Hell she's already in her 30s anyway.
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WHY? WHY? WHY? why i ask do these crazy bitches bold face lie like they do?! THErE IS NO WAY IN HELL!! 9sorry for all caps rant!) size 6?!?! i NEED A VALIUM! 114 lbs??? if khloe lost 25 lbs. i would think that would AT BEAST (meant at best but if the shoe fits!) maybe bump her down from plus size... *collapes* rant over
P.S. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PLUS SIZED! just liars.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:41pm.
See? I say us whores saw Khloe in person we'd get a big ol' Chyna cliterection for her cuz bitch be HWAT in person. I betcha...I just betcha
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Submitted by sunflower99 on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:31pm.
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hmmm... I'm a big bitch, I'm not photogenic and I'm hwat as hell in person so I'm inclined to agree with you.
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See? I say us whores saw Khloe in person we'd get a big ol' Chyna cliterection for her cuz bitch be HWAT in person. I betcha...I just betcha...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:31pm.
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hmmm... I'm a big bitch, I'm not photogenic and I'm hwat as hell in person so I'm inclined to agree with you.
What the fuck is a combat index? I think you must mean wombat index.
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Submitted by sunflower99 on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:26pm.
Khloe is only 5' 9". That's not that tall. Her sisters are just freakishly small.
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5'9" is a big bitch, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of but it's a big bitch...Khloe prolly be hwat as hell in person...I'll bet it's just that big bitch ain't photogenic...And this bitch need to run they sto's and shit. Why she tryna be Kim? Fuck Kim...
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Why can't the karDOUCHEians all just die already? Do the human race a favor, kim; remove yourself from the gene pool...
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Even though I've always thought the bitch was kind of stupid slut who I should pity for being dumb enough to actually copy Paris Hilton's "squeaky toddler baby-talk voice", I DID think she was really, REALLY pretty.
BUT NOW, she's gone and gotten a(nother) nose job or some shit to make herself look more caucasian and wound up looking like a genetic experiment made from Jessica Alba and Tila Tequila's ass lips. Why would someone do that!?!?
FAIL.
stupid. fucking. cunt.
Khloe is only 5' 9". That's not that tall. Her sisters are just freakishly small.
They're in Miami, trick
Khloe, hon...All we really wanna know is if yo' Khlotorus bigger than Chyna's (you natural mama/daddy) ...or that Olympic man/chick's girl/man peen is...? That's all we wanna know....
Kaaaay???
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thought khloe was kourtney @ first.
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:52pm.
in related news, Reggie Bush dropped 114 ib, it was so easy...
now he's just trying to get rid of the herpes
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Kim Kardashian. The gift that keeps on giving.
in related news, Reggie Bush dropped 114 ib, it was so easy...
now he's just trying to get rid of the herpes
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Ok, Detective Sandy Vagina here, calling bullshit on these heifers. They actually looks lovely and all, but just once, for the sake of women all over the world, I wish someone would just come out and say "You know what, I do a lot of blow and don't eat for days at a time....it has really worked for me".
The only way Kim Kardashian weighs 114 pounds is if she is 4'2" tall. Seriously. I weigh 112 and am flat chested and very bony, at 5'4". So just not buying it. Not saying she is fat, she isn't at all, but she isn't 114 lbs. I hate liars.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:10pm.
We took the Second Avenue bus all the way downtown for some spicy Malaysian and took a looooong walk and had sex (I thought something in the semen triggered labor, but orgasms are even better)
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Semen can trigger labor. There's some hormone called prostaglandin that's in semen that will trigger labor. In case they induce you, the first thing they often try is synthetic prostaglandin on your cervix to get you going. My doc had given me the choice: go home and do it yourself, or come to the hospital. I chose to go home--who knew how long it would be before I could have great sex again?! The last episiotomy was a buzzkill 9 months.
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Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 4:50pm.
To quote Fred Sanford .... "Whoa, I thought I flushed the toilet!"
Another Fred Sanford favorite: You could press Khloe's face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
yea compared with how kim used to look-
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now she looks like that plastic surgery cat-lady
Kim looks really old in that photo. And I don't believe 114 lbs. at all. Maybe 134...
You know, when Kim debuted her new hair, I thought it looked alright.
On 2nd view, it is not flattering but the blonding of the world goes on... See Madden! LOL!
WTF is up with Khloe's gigantic noggin? She looks like a conehead in that pic. And those sizes are pure BS, laughable at best. Who do these twats think they're kidding besides themselves?
kim looks like a thai ladyboy to me in this picture...yeah and i agree with MK about their special diet of coke and famewhorin to help them lose the weight...
Ah,labor stories. My second (she's almost 2 months) was born the day before her due date, after I went to the hospital twice in a period of like four hours trying to explain that I needed to be admitted because my baby was coming. They made me walk around for two hours and then go back home. (I was staying with a friend.)Sure enough, like three hours after I got home, I went into labor, and 1.5 hours later, my daughter was born. It was so quick they couldn't give me an epidural. The first thing she did when she was born was scratch one of the nurses.:)
Now I have an appointment to get my tubes tied.
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Kloe looks like a brunette Anna Nicole Smith in this pic
my son was ten days early and I went into labor at four am.
with my girl, I went into labor on my due date
go figure.
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who ARE these fat cunts?
Size 6??? 114 lbs??? No fucking way either of these twats are a size 6 or 114 lbs. Maybe in their dreams.
2Di4: Best wishes for a great delivery... My first was 10 days "late". We took the Second Avenue bus all the way downtown for some spicy Malaysian and took a looooong walk and had sex (I thought something in the semen triggered labor, but orgasms are even better) and we still waited forever. The second baby came a few hours after the midwife stripped the membranes (OUCH) - I think that did it. The third came 5 days early, while my apartment was a complete mess and I didn't even have my bag packed.
You just never known when it will happen, but when it happens, YOU WILL KNOW.
2Di4, don't forget nipple action-it releases oxytocin to induce labor. Good Luck!
Just.stop.
Please.
2Di4,congrats on the baby...hang in there. First-borns are notoriously late.
What part of the country are you in that tricks are sporting boots with their shorts? Hate that contrived, slutty look too. I saw a lot of it last summer-not so much this one though.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:50pm.
that is fine, everyone is different. I myself could handle the pain, but not with my first.although, she did weigh almost nine and I have no hips, so. but my son was only barely seven.
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Kim ruined her hair...she looked so much better and unique with jet black hair. That bleach job makes her look like a used up Playboy Bunny who did not even make the cut to suck Heff's peen.
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