Saturday, September 12th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Jason Statham (37)
Jayden James Federline (3)
Emmy Rossum (23)
Jennifer Hudson (28)
Yao Ming (29)
Benjamin McKenzie (31)
Ruben Studdard (31)
Elisabetta Canalis (31)
Bizzy Bone (33)
Paul Walker (36)
James Frey (40)
Ben Folds (43)
Louis C.K. (42)
Amy Yasbeck (47)
Hans Zimmer (52)
Rachel Ward (52)
Joe Pantoliano (58)
Linda Gray (69)
Ian Holm (78)
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Ahh Ben Folds Five, one of my favouritest bands of all time...was just listening to them just before, actually. Happy Birthday Ben!!!
he's about as dead sexy as bob hoskins
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Mmmm, nice pair of hot cross buns Jason!
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
@soraya. Nope, Prince Hot Ginge's b-day isn't until the 15th. MK would nevah EVAH miss THAT.
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Bottom-feeder.
Isn't it Prince Hot Ginge's bday today? I can't imagine MK overlooking that!
Now I'm confused as to what day it is. I think I will go back to bed and dream of jason statham.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, kikichanelconspiracy!
I almost missed that:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Who cares whose birthday it is? I love the picture on the right!
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by BUST-A-NUT on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 4:01pm.
37 my ass.
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You mean HIS ass. :)
37 my ass.
Plecostomus:
thanks!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
@ gucci
These are stills from "Crank 2: Crank Harder"
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Bottom-feeder.
oh my god can someone tell me what this picture is about? is it real or is it for a movie?
happy birthday virgo sluts.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
"Happy Birthday to you Kikichanelconspiracy!!Here's to getting legless on your birthday, cheers!"
Thank Sybil! I'm getting ready for the first leg of my birthday adventure. Here's hoping I meet and bone an Alexander Skarsgard clone. Highly unlikely though given I live in Ugly Central.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
HOTT! When is HE getting nekkid for Playgirl? Lemme know!
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Louis CK is fucking brilliant. He's one of the few comedians who can make me laugh till I cry. I'd probably literally die of laughter if I saw him live. Happy birthday!
Balls deep for Paul Walker but no feet off the floor for Jason Statham.
And Statham is gay or so rumor has it. He looks beat, more like 47. And he needs to shave that shit, cue ball it- a bald head is way better than that Charlie Brown cap he's permanently wearing. Half bald heads look weak and depressing.. esp when they involve peach fuzz.
And Hans Zimmer is brilliant. I adore the Gladiator soundtrack and every soundtrack he's done. One of the best in the industry.
Happy Birthday JJ from my JJ! :)
Good afternoon fellow Dlisters!!
Happy Birthday Paul Walker! 2 words: mm mmm!
And happy birthday to Jayden James, Hope the cheeto birthday cake is delicious!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA GRAY!!! SWEET ANGEL!
Submitted by StrangeLight on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:09am.
what, no picture of louis ck's bare ass?
happy birthday, louie! going to see him at the beginning of october. can't wait.
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Oh,I love me some Louis CK! We caught his act in San Jose and he was super nice & cordial chatting after the show. A total pro in every sense.
Have a great time. Tickets for his show are money well-spent!
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Ain't squeezed out no baby today. I need LaToya to investigate the case.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??
Little known fact about Jason Stratham: he's a prolific porn star.
Ok, so all those porns are just movies in my brain, but still...
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Ain't squeezed out no baby today. I need LaToya to investigate the case.
what, no picture of louis ck's bare ass?
happy birthday, louie! going to see him at the beginning of october. can't wait.
SO many sluts! Where do we begin?
HB, Rachel Ward. Loved you in "Thorn Birds" and "Dead Men DOn't Wear Plaid."
Funny lady Amy Yasbeck, HB! Sorry about John.
HB, too, to Ian Holm. You were heartlessly nasty in "Alien." Same to Joe Pantoliano, you evil Cipher.
Finally, HB to hot hos Paul Walker and Jason Statham.
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Bottom-feeder.
@ little_rascal
@ Christine the Hoff
Team Richard Chamberlin in Shogun! He was soooo sexay.
@ Christine the Hoff
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I agree, Richard Chamberlain was one of the handsomest men ever. He was awesome in "Thorn Birds". But he was absolutely incredible in "Shogun", what a beautiful movie.
I saw him recently in "Too Rich : The secret life of Doris Duke", he played Doris Duke's evil butler.
Happy Barfday Ian Holm! You rule in....well every dang movie you're in!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:26am.
smurf, I am so happy for you.
:)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
smurf, I am so happy for you.
racheal was so beautiful in the thorn birds.
and richard, wow. he was so hot. what a waste of good man meat. ( no offense to gays, just wish he was on my team)
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:18am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:13am
I'm am beyond happy, I can breath is close to home, I can walk. the pay is no tmuch but I have experience in that department. I 'll start with a part time and we'll go from there.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Just rented Crank2 the other nite- his body is even more tight thank in Crank. So do-able. Ahhh!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:13am
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Congrats girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so happy for you. You deserved it. Let the celebration begin!
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Dear Michael K, I have a request. Can all birthday sluts wear their birthday suits from now on? At least men, pleeeeease.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:04am.
HOT!
MJT, I got it!! I start Monday! :)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Happy birthday to Linda Gray,unforgettable as long suffering Sue Ellen Ewing, the wife of J.R. in "Dallas".
Happy birthday to Jennifer Hudson!
And happy Saturday to all Dlisted people!
HOT!
Hey sluts!
Good luck today Smurf!
Have fun on your date EEG! Jealous!
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Happy birthday, Joey Pants! You cranky bastard!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by blaaaake on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 9:57am.
eh. I'd rather see Gerry Butler's ass with those donuts hanging out.
This is the closest to a naked man I've been in a while, so I'll take it LOL.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
eh. I'd rather see Gerry Butler's ass with those donuts hanging out.
My goodness, you could crack an egg on that.
jazz, it is today. Last night was me the dog and Mad Men on disc.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
EEG, how was your date?
Waking-up to Statham's amazing ass is a truly wonderful thing...now if I could make that a reality Kitty would be a happy girl.
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I am not a pussy.
@PSl...Will do, have a nice day at work...
JTR...You are welcome...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
@JTR..And Lock Stock...When Guy Richie made good movies...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer
neck in you minty bastard...
Hey Thorny! Kiss that beeeeyoooootiful woman of yours for me! I am off to work!
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why would anyone keep an alt, when it is obvious you are your first screen name? *scratches head*
Thank you Thorny!
Bullshit Rachel Ward is 52.
Nice ass, Statham. I'd love to bite it. ;)
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 9:40am.
@JTR...I think they are stills from Crank..
yes they are, I was sober when I watched that movie... not a good idea.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Happy Birthday to you Kikichanelconspiracy!!Here's to getting legless on your birthday, cheers!
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Happy Birthday to Rachel Ward, little Meggie Cleary who knew the real reason she could not win Father Ralph de Briccasart's heart is because Richard Chamberlain is GAY!!!
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Everyone have a Mimosa & put it on my tab!