Sunday, September 13th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Fiona Apple (32)
Ben Savage (29)
Stella McCartney (38)
Tyler Perry (40)
Annie Duke (44)
Jean Smart (50)
Randy Jones (57)
Jean Smart (58)
Frank Marshall (63)
Jacqueline Bisset (65)
Peter Cetera (65)
Joe E. Tata (73)
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Submitted by BobsBB on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 12:25pm.
Fiona's never coming back
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I don't know. She has this intense love/hate relation with music... Some years ago she said she wanted to go working as a social worker or something. I haven't heard about her in a while. Sigh. Such a waste :-(
Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am
just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
naked photos on ~~~~ http://www.Sugarloves.Com under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
Is it wrong for a rich and successful woman to have a sugar baby? is it wrong that she falls in love with a handsome and charming man? It's human nature for her to want a younger and more attractive partner. Furthermore, more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship, such as sugarscupid. c o m.
Are there 2 Jean Smarts? Is she 50 or 58?
Her music doesn't do it for me, but Fiona is SO beautiful. And I just like her for some reason.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Fiona Apple....whatever happened to that strange little creature?
I feel oddly sad that Peter Cetera is 65 years old.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Happy Bday Fiona! you're a byoot!
Awesome Virgo list! and look at my girl Fiona Apple wow i haven't seen her in years! have got her first album and let me tell you my best friend and I blasted that shit and cursed our ex boyfriends all at the same time for cheating on us! that said, 90's were the freakin ANGRY GIRL YEARS! 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Submitted by BobsBB on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 12:25pm.
Fiona's never coming back, but what she left behind was pretty awesome. Megan Fox could take a lesson - first lesson: have some actual fucking talent. Second lesson: after being crazy for a while, go the fuck away.
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Her popularity on MTV has faded, I guess, but she's put out some remarkable albums since Tidal.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I thought Peter Cetera was dead. Wishful thinking... Chicago makes my ears bleed.
HB to Fiona, Jean Smart and Stella McCartney.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
NITWITTY---I didn't have E as an option, so thank you! I like that answer best!
ANGEL_I: I swear I read somewhere that was the title. Thak God I'm wrong, and thanks for the correction! (Still a fun little Q&A, though) :)
HB JACKIE BISSET: The wet t-shirt by which all others are judged!
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jacqueline_bisset.jpg
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HB RANDY JONES! Yes the VILLAGE PEOPLE made trash disco...but your place in history for being OUT & PROUD is assured:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08
Annie Duke...that WHORE PIT VIPER shares MY birthday? UGH! Today would have also been Nel Carter's birthday!!!
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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Wait. Did Fiona Apple go somewhere?
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
what do you mean, she's never coming back? she actually takes time between albums, so they are GOOD. Not just over processed crap that will be played on the radio.
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why would anyone keep an alt, when it is obvious you are your first screen name? *scratches head*
Fiona's never coming back, but what she left behind was pretty awesome. Megan Fox could take a lesson - first lesson: have some actual fucking talent. Second lesson: after being crazy for a while, go the fuck away.
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There's the door, spaceman.
Ah Fiona, the voice of my teen years and then some. Have a wonderful one, you lyrical genius.
Submitted by KobeLover on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 11:18am.
I think that's just MK's peepee joke.
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Étienne d'août
*just read IV's posts about Fiona and seething*
lol
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why would anyone keep an alt, when it is obvious you are your first screen name? *scratches head*
woo hoo FIONA!!!!! Happy Birthday, my Goddess.....I fucking LOVE her.
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why would anyone keep an alt, when it is obvious you are your first screen name? *scratches head*
Ahh..Fiona....*sigh*:)
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Submitted by KobeLover on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 11:18am.
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Ahahahaa. I can see you've put a lot of thought into this! I'll have to go with E) All of the above.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by KobeLover
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You know it's really "imperfect" right?
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Fiona Apple has made THREE albums and they are all wonderful. Too bad if someone only knows one single.
I loved "Extraordinary Machine" as well as the first two - in fact, I think the music is sometimes downright moving and the lyrics are among the best I've ever heard.
Happy Birthday to me!
..."I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz
Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
Love that she actually has a sense of humor... just caught this last week:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTE0AJkqj4
Happy Birthday, Josh!
Gosh!
hahaha
OT: Speaking of album titles, I am very disturbed w/ Mariah's new album title. It bugs me. And I'm a fan of hers and it still bugs me. It's "Memoirs of an Incontinent Angel." Here are the definitions, per Dictionary.com, as to what Incontinent means:
1.unable to restrain natural discharges or evacuations of urine or feces.
2.unable to contain or retain (usually fol. by of): incontinent of temper.
3.lacking in moderation or self-control, esp. of sexual desire.
4. unceasing or unrestrained: an incontinent flow of talk.
So Dlisters, let's have a little fun with this. What is she?
A) An angel with a bladder/potty problem
B) A constantly horny angel
C) A bitchy angel
D) An angel with a borderline Touretts Syndrome problem, or she doesn't use profanity and just can't shut the hell up
Which answer do you like?
Happy 65th birthday to gorgeous Jacqueline Bisset!
IVIXEN----Are you serious? That's truly the album title?
itisme: common sense that she isn't 50... Thanks for the year.
I'm with freebird re: Apple - she is a brilliant poet/lyricist.
Jean Smart is not 50. She was born in 1951.
Ibdiva
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 10:34am.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 10:31am.
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freeb, what is it that you're trying to say?
Heehee--- good morning. :)
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LOL! Morning IG! I went into the Humphrey thread and I was in all caps. I was all, dang I was yelling before! I suspect I've had more caffeine this morning than usual (I mix caf/decaf). I spaz easily. Heehee!
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 10:31am.
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freeb, what is it that you're trying to say?
Heehee--- good morning. :)
HB Fiona!!! I LOVE her music!!! Well, I haven't been able to get into Extrodinary Machine, maybe one day. The first two albums were magnificent. She's an amazing poet and such an expressive singer. LOVE HER!!!!!
So how old is Jean Smart?
Happy Birthday to me! I gave myself a deep throated blowjob with a nice mouthful of cum for my birthday breakfast. Yum.
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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That is a long title for an album. Check out her site. She still looks good. http://www.fiona-apple.com/
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
Criminal was a great song but she also had that pretentiously long-winded album title:
When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right.
Just stupid.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by KobeLover on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 9:23am. - You're welcome, I didn't even have to google. I have all sorts of 70s, 80s and 90s trivia floating around in my head...
IG, I have found another link but it is taking forever to download. I will let you know and give you the link if it is successful.
I have to see Jason win Mr. Gay Weatherfield!!!
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
MJT - good morning!!! I have both tracks on my MP3 and when I exercise, I cool down to them.
She is a beauty and her music and vocals are haunting sometimes.
EEG... Well, shit on that!! *wails* Now what are we going to do? I wish they'd release the whole lot on DVD.
@ MizRo - I was just going to say the same thing. I lovvvvvvved Shadowboxer...such a great song.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
I love Fionna Apple and this is a very old pic.
Happy day Fionna! "Shadowboxer" was a huge mainstream hit in addition to "Criminal".
Tyler Perry, Jean Smart, Jacqueline Bisset.
Happy birthday!
IG,
Bad news, FullEps has been discovered by ITV.
Fuckers have pulled copyright, the dream is ovah. :(
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
I wonder if her birthday card is 12 pages long.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 9:09am.
Love her!!
At least she tried to put out something different.
HB Fiona!!