Kate's Rabid Possum Hair Is Rejoicing!!!!!!
InTouch Weekly says that the douchey-tale romance between Ed Hardy's favorite butt buddy and Meth Brows has come to an end. Yes, you might as well quit your fuck time partner now, because if these two can't make it, nobody can. True love does not exist. It's confirmed.
A friend of Hailey Glassman (aka her weekday dealer) said that she's the one who killed their 4-month relationship, because Jon is a manwhore who will stick his pasty peen in anything that doesn't hiss or bark at him. Hailey knew something in the milk wasn't clean when Jon would regularly come home wearing different clothes he left in. Jon would tell Hailey that he just spilled a drink on himself. LIES. Jon's Ed Hardy t-shirts induce vomiting, so someone probably just barfed all over him after seeing the fuggery on his body.
The final straw came when Jon took his douche act to Las Vegas even though Meth Brows begged him not to go. The source went on to queef, "When Jon came back, he said very little to Hailey, but his phone spilled the details. He had several text messages and photos taken with girls, including a showgirl. Hailey was shocked that he didn’t bother to delete any of it from his phone.”
Jon isn't that smart in the brains, so I doubt he knows the delete button exists. And I'm more SHOCKED that he actually knows how to take pictures with his phone. Still can't wipe his ass on his own, but can take pictures with his phone. Boggled!
Jon really must be crying into his Ed Hardy panties today, because he recently said Meth Brows was is "soulmate" and he loves more than he ever loved Kate. And while Jon is doing that, Meth Brows can try to reconcile with her first and ONLY love: The potted plant who got away.
ShareThis
epic lolz!i don't think there was ever a better picture than that plant one...it just doesn't get old :D
shopgirl181
I saw Jon and Halley at King of Prussia Mall yesterday. They looked very together. He may have been trying to buy her back. Lots of shopping bags from Diesel, Burberry, Nieman Marcus, Gucci... It must be love
hahahahaha
no way! i thought they were going to get married!
*rolls eyes*
wait, what?
Gotta say, I think Jon is still in love with Kate. To me, that explains the pseudo "badass" behavior. He's trying his damndest to cause pain.
TEAM POTTED PLANT
***********************************
"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Damn... that first pic kinda of reminded me of those "When You See It, You Will Shit Bricks" pictures. Dude looks demonic... or just irritated at having to share the air with those two losers.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
TEAM PLANT!
I LOVE that fucking picture. It will never get dated or old.
I'm ill and this whole day has been a shit sled ride of cluster fucks. BUT then I saw Meth Head and My Boo Plant. The whole day has turned to glitter and Hello Kitty sliding down rainbows.
Meth Head should hit Keifer. Their mutual love of substances and greenery knows no bounds.
ROCK ON Plant!
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Is Hailey now the mature one between Jon and Hailey? Says a lot!
Meth Brows realized that after paying support for eight kids and a cunt of a wife, Jon will never make enough money to be worth the headache.
She'll go back to blowing the assistant manager of her local McDonalds for value meals. It pays better...
potted plant=most fav pic evah. lol.
What a chump.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Faceplant pic always wins.
Hailey's potted plant for hot slut!!!
Hailey's potted plant for hot slut!!!
Hailey's potted plant for hot slut!!!
Wow. And here I thought these kids were gonna last.
Meth Brows should have stayed safely on the short bus and licked her window instead of Jon's flaccid little taint.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
hate these dickbags but ill be goddamned if that isnt the funniest fucking picture ive ever seen
freebird: Agreed. Potted Plant for Hot Slut of the Day.
That is a sweet piece of plant.
Ooh! I didn't notice the creepy dude!
He looks like the ghost in the window of the Cashtown Inn.
(where I am taking a trip to as a present to myself)
Chirio I like your new avie.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:07am.
She's a fool to think he would leave a marriage to Kate after all those years (and all those kids!) to want to be tied down immediately. Hailey, please, he called you his soulmate to get laid!
All true, Reeter. Plus dint they just file for divorce?
Submitted by broomhead on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:30am.
That dude has got to be one of Kate's spies. He makes sure to capture the Douchery in real time.
___________________________________________________________________
"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by broomhead on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:30am.
OMG, whoooooo is that creepy dude lurking in the background??
He's always there...LOOK BEHIND YOU!
************
Yes, CRAZY is a hell of a motherfucking drug - M.K., blogger & philosopher
What I don't get is the bitches that let this guy's dick NEAR them.
************
Yes, CRAZY is a hell of a motherfucking drug - M.K., blogger & philosopher
what an ultimate manwhore. so I watched his interview on nightline I believe a few nights ago and I loved how the interviewer kept making him look like SHIT! He kept saying "Yeah, BUT you have 8 kids"...lol
Coma Caca!!
OMG, whoooooo is that creepy dude lurking in the background??
I guess she didn't know he wasn't going to marry her now, after divorcing his wife and 8 kids. dumB.
Submitted by rosespring_1231 on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:02am.
now that would be a romance for the ages.
I often say that there are only about 10-15 different faces in the world, really - personalities too - the only thing that changes is the little details...
~~~~~~~~~~~
Very astute! I have always felt this way as well.
That being said, both of them are totally douchetastic.
That faceplant picture ahahahahahaha! MK, I love you. That's just what I needed to see before logging out for the day.
Later hors!
I don't get why any woman in their right mind (wait...maybe that's the problem...) would let this greazy, slow looking bastard near them. He's stupid, can't communicate well, and his money was made on the backs of his children. Gross. He can't even get a job on his own (any job he had was sourced for him through friends and family). He's a moron.
I don't get it.
.•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•->
"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:04am.
I don't mind talking to your meds. I agree! I often say that there are only about 10-15 different faces in the world, really - personalities too - the only thing that changes is the little details...
~~~~~~~~~~~~
15 maybe 20, agree. amazing how little details can really change things.
____________________________________
But that's not what the moment calls for. That's not what we came here to do. We did not come to fear the future. We came here to shape it-- President Obama
YAWN. Can a celebrity kill themselves or something! I'm so friggin bored at work!
------
www.myspace.com/Dreamkilla26
The romance of our time is over. *sniffle* How will I ever believe in love again?
.•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•->
"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
*********************************I recommend you a great millionaire dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do it as soon as possible!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Why would a young, rich girl want to be hooked up with some fugly, Downs faced, deadbeat who has 8 kids & a cunty ex wife?? Clearly, she is a moron, but still...
She's a fool to think he would leave a marriage to Kate after all those years (and all those kids!) to want to be tied down immediately. Hailey, please, he called you his soulmate to get laid! : /
Submitted by jiatao321 on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:59am.
*********************************I recommend you a great millionaire dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do it as soon as possible!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
================================================================== Can you get me Hailey Glassman's digits? I got some rebound dick for her.
@zomay: I don't mind talking to your meds. I agree! I often say that there are only about 10-15 different faces in the world, really - personalities too - the only thing that changes is the little details...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
That second picture never gets old.
**********
Shittake happens...
Obviously it didn't work out because she's meant to be with Keifer. The only man who can truly understand her relationship with plants.
God, this is getting GOOOOD! He is showing his true colors. The man is a liar who can't even keep his lies straight. It's obvious he was cheating on Kate, and cheating on Hailey, and cheating on Kate part Deux, etc. He cheats on the girls he is cheating with! What a douche! And what is it with that DUH expression I always see on his face? Just like in this picture. The man has no clue. I'm starting to realize just exactly WHAT Kate was having to put up with all those years. Maybe she thought having kids would settle him down. Several times she made little comments that made me think he ran around on her in the early days.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
No hun I haven't been to the titty bar...*tries to wipe glitter off face* It's always that glitter...it doesn't come off!!!
*********************************I recommend you a great millionaire dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do it as soon as possible!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*********************************I recommend you a great millionaire dating site___________________S e e k R i c h . C O M___________It is said Charlie Sheen found his love last year on that site.Just do it as soon as possible!GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Mornin jack
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
A showgirl named Lola?
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:40am.
I bet he'd even fuck a lobbyist.
~~~~~~~~~~ Or a Palin!
●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬▬●
Anyone else notice that despite different ethnic origins and ancestors, there are only like maybe 10 face shapes in the world. Like the templates are all the same. Like Jon here is Korean and Irish (or something like that), but his face shape can be seen in all types of guys. It is a very common face shape. Does this make sense? Maybe my meds are talking.
_____________________________________________
But that's not what the moment calls for. That's not what we came here to do. We did not come to fear the future. We came here to shape it-- President Obama
I wonder how much coin you could get for a Gosslein spawn at the Hollywood Baby Mart?