Megan Fox's Sex Tape!
If a Megan Fox fuck tape leaked onto the internet, it would look just like the clip above! That's according to the ho herself. Megan recently told MTV (via The L.A. Times) that she would never ever film herself getting down on the dick, because she would look like a hippo fucking. Only from the mind of Megan Fox....
She said, "It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."
So whip out those dongs, fanboys, and jack until you're raw. Because this is what Megan Fox looks like while she's getting dicked. Yeah, this exactly what I pictured too.
And I think that every time Megan is about to open her mouth to speak, we should immediately hold up a sign that says: "WARNING: Megan Foxes mark their territory! You may be SPRAYED!"
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From MTV News:
"Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. "I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she said. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."
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Megan fox is a stupid, mentally retarded attention whore who will say anything for publicity; she's also a liar. Here's a pic of her topless on the set of her new movie:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-megan_fox_toples...
She needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP already; Professor Whoreface is a perfect description of this attention whoring retard...
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Submitted by vasellina on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 1:46pm.
you guys are a bunch of fucking morons for ragging on her for saying this. who fucking cares!
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Well, SOMEONE got sand in their vasellina.
I'm going to err on the side of caution and not play that video. Some mysteries should remain unsolved.
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Shittake happens...
you guys are a bunch of fucking morons for ragging on her for saying this. who fucking cares!
the stupid interviewer was a jerk for even asking her about that. he is lucky she even gave him an answer. it was just something she practically said under her breath and these dumb blogs are taking it and running with it even though, out of an hour long interview, she said much more interesting things than this one stupid comment. get over you it you boring ass people!
Submitted by LunaChick: "She's one of those pretty girls, who suck in bed, because they're so paranoid about what they look like."
I'm not a guy, but I know what you're talking about. There are also those women who think every bodily function is yucky and germy and they're all prissy. I can't imagine they'd be any fun, either.
That's George Clooney in ten years, a limp dick in a zoo. Seriously, mark my words!
I thought the funniest part of the video is what the idiots who were filming it were saying.
I clicked on one of the related videos on youtube. Now THIS is a school fieldtrip! Take a look at the penile acrobatics at the beginning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJvQirhj7k4&feature=related
OMG, hysterical!
That hippo must be Irish......Hipp' O
She's one of those pretty girls, who suck in bed, because they're so paranoid about what they look like.
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No privacy for hippos anymore.
I just learned something about horses I never knew. DAMN.
Due to some rather interesting comments, I choose not to click on the video. Some things cannot be unseen...ever.
As for Megan, STFU already!
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
I made the mistake once of watching a video of some woman get rammed by a horse.
I will never recover.
Jack, I am happy to say I have never seen that one.
Whew! : )
She has self esteem issues, hence the constant verbal diarrhea.
AND I can't watch hippo whoopy. Can't.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I clicked on the horse one.
*blinks*
*blinks*
reeter - ever see the one where this man gets rear-ended by a horse?!!! You hear the man go Uhhhhg! fucked up hillbillies.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Since I am at the office I cant watch whatever this video is. Either way...animals dont have sex to me. I will deny that they do.
Coma Caca!!
Ok, I am missing something here in the video.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:00am.
Good GAWD! That clip wasn't so bad, but I made the mistake on clicking on the horse one at the end of the hippo one. Holy shit.
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LOL, me too. Talk about a minute man! And the bitch just stood there... even when he was done she just stood there. Maybe she was asleep. Damn women.
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Possibly she was in shock at seeing the size of his Manilli....or Vanilli?
The running commentary was the funniest thing about it. Especially when at the end man's like: 'I can't believe this guy's at it again'
Human outdone by a hippo! LMAO
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:00am.
Good GAWD! That clip wasn't so bad, but I made the mistake on clicking on the horse one at the end of the hippo one. Holy shit.
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LOL, me too. Talk about a minute man! And the bitch just stood there... even when he was done she just stood there. Maybe she was asleep. Damn women.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Check out this elephant one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:08am.
At lest he cuddled with her afterwards but did he call the next day?
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ROFL! No but he probably Hippoe'd texted her.
Cause he wants "this relationship to work out"
Coma Caca!!
At lest he cuddled with her afterwards but did he call the next day?
@ Reeter
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Agree. I think Megan Fox and John Mayer should get together.
He could Bumble Bee her Tuna.
jeebus, I refuse to watch that.
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:58am.
I have 2 monitors. so the big one I use for a decoy "working files, excel, programs"
the laptop is on my corner where I can hide whatever I am doing at Dlisted.
hahaha. U never know when the word PENIS or SEX pops at your face in a post.
Coma Caca!!
What the fuck was that white shit on the hippo's dick?
Unless hippo cum is very thick and sticky, they really have the ugliest dicks EVER.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Good GAWD! That clip wasn't so bad, but I made the mistake on clicking on the horse one at the end of the hippo one. Holy shit.
WTF was that gawd-damned pink thing. DAMMIT!!! Well, lunch is off the table and in the trash.
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:53am.
I know!!! I have to minimize or put the privacy screen on this monitor. lol
Even then: say you minimize this screen. It still says "Megan Fox's Sex Tape | Dlisted" at the bottom. Which is almost worse than two hippos being hippos.
angel i, oooh thats what that means! i guess all these skanks are gorgeous then
How do we know those hippo's were really fucking? There was no movement. At all!
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:51am.
I know!!! I have to minimize or put the privacy screen on this monitor. lol
Coma Caca!!
Why didn't R. Kelly go with the " marking my territory " defense?
Poor hippos, I always thought they did that in water. A lot easier on their massive bodies.
No NSFW warning? The funny thing about Dlisted is you often can't even have the site open or scroll down at work, even if you're not looking at the NSFW stuff. I suppose I should turn my monitor away from the door....
Can't watch this, too close to lunch time.
"Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."
Submitted by complication on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:49am.
im confused, then what is it that makes you too beautiful to get roles??
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I'm pretty sure that by "beautiful" she meant "annoying".
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Who knew... hippos love an audience?
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She needs immodium for her mouth.
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im confused, then what is it that makes you too beautiful to get roles??
self deprication: your doing it WRONG
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:45am.
I'm not watching that video for fear I may be scarred for life.
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I think it's ok to WATCH. I wouldn't listen to it, tho, if I were you. The most disturbing part is the commentary by onlookers.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
If we show her ugly video of her talking will she STFU?
I will NOT watch the video.
Coma Caca!!
LMFAO at "So whip out those dongs, fanboys, and jack until you're raw." hahahahahahaha
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
I'm not watching that video for fear I may be scarred for life.
Seriously, is Megan Fox retarded? It's really the only scenario that makes sense here...
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:42am.
Disturbing! But what I really want to know is WHY SHE IS DOING SO MANY INTERVIEWS?!!?!?!
What do you mean? she has a Movie coming out.
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