Thursday, September 10th 2009

The Many Uses Of Tilex

If you click over to this story about Nicole Richie's bird baby on UsWeekly right now and scroll down to "related" stories, you'll learn about the many uses of Tilex.

You know, I think Tilex is being a little optimistic, because it's going to take a lot more to clean up Parasite Hilton's nether coochies. In addition to Tilex, you're going to need two cups of boric acid, 3 tablespoons of Brandon Davis' undertitty butter, a drop of Tinkerbell's anal gland juice and the dust off of an old Hottie and the Nottie DVD.

(Thanks Peaches)

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:23pm.

@PinkPostIt:

Oooh. Juicy! Thanks:)

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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:19pm.

Do a Google search for "US Magazine Cooties"

Click on "cached" and you will see what was originally posted.

I bet she is fuming! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 5:03pm.

IDTS

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:59pm.

That's fuckin' hilarious!

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:23pm.

i didn't think anything was strong enough to rid the cooties from paris' nether parts...
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Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:19pm.

Hilton's cooter will need to be entombed in a toxic waste site for 10,000 years.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:58pm.

I thought you had to use scrubbing bubbles.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:36pm.

"3 tablespoons of Brandon Davis' undertitty butter"

I just vividly pictured that and, yes, it's as unpleasant as it sounds.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:29pm.

I've used Tilex to clean my shower. I've gotten it on my skin. IT FUCKING BURNED!!!!!

I cannot imagine putting it on my privates.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:20pm.

BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:16pm.

what? that would hurt like a bitch!

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:09pm.

Douchebag congressman is denying his fucky times. http://www.kcra.com/politics/20833615/detail.html

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:06pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:24am.

I get an Error 500 - Bad URL

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Same. Under it, it says Guru Meditation:

Someone at US was having a "fuck work, I wanna play" day I think...

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:06pm.

*cries*

So funny!!!!!

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:03pm.

After use of said products, you will need a sandblaster, welders torch and two gallons of Hydrofluoric acid. This will kill them enough so that you can step in with the really hard stuff. Dont forget to wear a hazmat suit while applying.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:55am.

MK, you forgot products with the names Black & Decker, Briggs & Stratton will have to be thrown in the mix as well.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:54am.

I get an Error 500 - Bad URL

Submitted by Charolastra on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:53am.

haha, yea It was Cher's son. I saw it. But he is a whore himself.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:52am.

Um, Tilex on your no no and yes yes parts!?!?!?

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:51am.

LOL!!! MK, I thought you were kidding. Wow. I bet someone (Parasite)will raise hell about this.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:51am.

Wasn't it Cher's son who told Howard Stern after waking up in the morning next to Parasite he freaked and went to the kitchen and scrubbed his little soldier with whatever he could find under the sink?

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:50am.

WOW HARSH. Someone is going to get sued!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:47am.

OMG - I totally posted about this off topic in the Lindsey LOhan post. If you try to click on it though the page is broken. HAHAHAHAH

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