Chuck Bass Wants Zac Efron's Body
No, Ed Westwick doesn't want Zac Efron's body like that. Ed just wants to chop his and Zac's heads off and switch bodies. Basically. Life & Style says that 22-year-old Ed is sick and tired of having the body of a puff pastry-wrapped trout, so he wants to get muscles like purdy Cover Girl Zac Efron.
A source said, “After seeing new pics of Zac in magazines, Ed’s determined to get cut like him. Ed has no muscles or definition and really wants to improve his body.”
Aw. I'm guessing Ed sashayed into Chace Crawford's trailer one hot afternoon and caught him dry screwing one of Zac Efron's shirtless pictures. So now Ed wants to be the Zac Efron of Chace Crawford's wet dreams! Don't change for a twink, Ed! There's a zillion hos out there who will get the tingles while watching your body jiggle like a Jello Jiggler during fucky times (all fingers point to ME).
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He better get to work.
You have to actually WORK to get a body like that, Ed. It doesn't come naturally. Just ask Zac or anyone else that has that body.
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Ed Westwick is forbidden to get Zephron's bod, or else he'll be deported.
He's a fucking Brit, for God's sake.
I'd do him. He looks more like a real man to me vs pretty boy Efron. I think the chub is cute, plus I like the feel of a mans fuzzy chest presses up agains mine haha
westwick looks like john lennon on twinkies
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I don't have a problem with Ed's body, but he is just one of those modern pinups in the vein of RPattz... they are just very bland to me facially speaking and I don't like their eyes.
Zac is pretty like a princess but he is just not sexy to me.
Is it just me or does Chuck Bass remind anyone else of this guy: http://www.replikultes.net/medias/uploads/films/austin_powers/austin_pow...
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Submitted by sunflower99 on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 9:26pm.
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You dirty brute. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:44pm.
They just need to do each other and get it over with.
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Absolutely. They also need for me to supervise.
I'll take Chuckie. Here's why. I find myself more attracted to gay men who are not so overtly gay, ie Zac Efron, Clooney, Ricky Martin, almost every male anchor on Fox News and CNN and every male ingenue on ABC Family. I think it's a preference a lot of guys have. I'll go a step further-- I think the Zac Efron type is specifically aimed at teenage girls who are sufficiently sheltered that they don't know straight from gay, who believe Zac and certain other purdy guys are just gentle and sensitive, won't be abusive, will be good listeners, not pressure them for sex, and could share certain garments and cosmetics, which is cost effective.
Not to say this West wick is hot, but most of the even good looking English guys are not muscular.
It just seems not to be their style. They seem to spend more time on their acting, studying and learning than in the gym. Imagine that!
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Hey! It's not fair to say guys with hots bods are too into themselves! My hubby has a smoking bod and he says he works hard to look good for me:) They are out there, I promise. As for Ed, he could get in better shape, but Efron has great genes on his side, so I don't think he will quite look like that. There is room for improvement though, so more power to him.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:08pm.
Looking at the two pics, I'd take Ed the way he is. I like a guy with a little meat on him and some fur on this body
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me too...if guys are super cut/ripped/whatever i automatically assume(yeah i'm judgemental) they will be vain and spend tons o' time in the mirror/flirting with other girls/boys...it can be fun to grab onto the fur as well...ok TMI
Looking at the two pics, I'd take Ed the way he is. I like a guy with a little meat on him and some fur on this body. Zac does nothing for me, he looks like a girl.
I know this will sound crazy to you guys, but I like Ed's body as it is. He's hot.
Zac looks good, but he's waaaayyyy to pretty for my taste.
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I don't know what's grosser: Ed's steel wool body hair or the fact that he and Efron are VERY close in age.
I don't mind a little chub on a guy.
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good luck, Ed.
you are gross, and Zac is pretty. You will never be as hot as Zac.
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Well, he's a young guy. You know they have those metabolisms. He could work out with a trainer and stop drinking so much and he'd get his wish.
i bet when zack is boning (yes i'm using 4th grade vocabulary) he just stares in the mirror and fixes his hair (i picture the scene in american psycho where christian bale has a threesome and is high fiving himself)...ed, well he probably puts a little bit more effort into it on account of the chunk and the fur...but neither one do it for me...
Pleco, your AV this time made me LOL. I love it!!
On topic...I kinda like Ed but he looks like a degenerate (his character is, at any rate) so I feel a bit guilty finding him kinda hot. ;) Well, hot with his clothes on.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:57pm.
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I agree! He does look like a young Lennon.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:51pm.
hope you get over it too.
also, I'm quitting smoking, that will be good......
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i can picture zac 's visage in ten years and i 'd stay with the bass.thanx
I agree with the pro-Westwick comments. Looks-wise, he reminds me of a young John Lennon. I like. I find nothing masculine about Zac.
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meh.
my son is gone for the day and I'm getting over an epic cold the little shit brought home from the fucking school.
I just let my dog, "Lennie" out cause he wants to see if another squrriel will fall out of the sky for him to "Play with"
(i.e., kill.)
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They just need to do each other and get it over with.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:04pm.
Zac Efron looks like gay porn star Brent Corrigan:
http://warrenandderrick.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f0a235a8834010534d7bf39970...
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Chuck Bass is a fucking slob. I can't believe so many chicks are obsessed with him. I guess they are fooled by the George Hamiltonesque getups and the combover he sports on GG. They don't care what that shit is hiding.
He is a typical English guy, they dont work out as a rule,they are pastey guys. I sort of like that they dont give a shit tho, that is part of their cool.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:04pm.
Zac Efron looks like gay porn star Brent Corrigan:
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LOL Oh my god. Seperated at birth!
Westwick needs to get his ass on a treadmill and lay off the booze.
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he totally does look like that guy!!!!LOL
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Zac is just too pretty. I'll pass... well, that and the fact that he is gayer than gay, obody that pretty is straight.
ED is an ugly mofo but I think that his f*ck game might be good. I don't know there's something about him.
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he is just a little kid to me....
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@MJT: Isn't it uncanny? They even have the same body build.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:04pm.
OMG he totally does!!!! hahahaha. weird.
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Zac Efron looks like gay porn star Brent Corrigan:
http://warrenandderrick.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f0a235a8834010534d7bf39970...
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Westwick, well. He looks like a tub of lard.
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I know I am the cheese stands alone on this...but Chuck Bass just does something for me. Zac Efron is too pretty for me and although I've only seen him in 17 Again (In my defense they showed it on a plane) he still screams flaming queen!
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Zac's upper body = relatively hot
Zac's lower body (legs) = twigs
I am really weird about legs. I find skinny twiggy legs unattractive, and huge, thick footballer legs absolutely repulsive.
And if this ISN'T true for Ed, he should probably make it true. How is it Ed can not be fat yet his abdomen is wider than his chest?
Ed looks as if he has the body hair that could rival a tumbleweed in coarseness. A wax and tone up could make him drool worthy but Zac will always be sssssooo much hotter.
I would choose a man with Ed's body over Zac's any day. I like dat puff pastry
I thought Ed Westwick was English?? He looks like a piece of trailer trash in that picture.
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Zac is older than me so I don't really feel guilty, haha. I never get the 'pedo-guilt' like some of you do. I crush on 13/14/15 year olds all the time.
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It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.