Never Set Your Voicemail Password To "1234"
Last year, stupid ass LiLo posted her private cell phone number on her Facebook page. It didn't take long for someone to hack into her voicemail. And it didn't take the brain power of MacGyver to do it since LiLo's voicemail password was "1234." These crackheads, I can't.....
Animal New York posted a few of the voicemails left in LiLo's inbox and most of them are sad/pathetic/depressing/etc. Although, the second message sounds like one my mom would leave me after she had too many glasses of Chardonnay.
Most of the messages are from drunk crazies rambling on about whatever, but the most pathetic comes courtesy of her daddy Michael Lohan. Of course! Michael cries about how he wants to visit The Curious Case of Ali Lohan, but she doesn't want him to come. In a second message, Michael tells LiLo that he bought her CD at 7-11 (BURN!!!) and thinks it's so beautiful. Then he holds the phone up to his stereo so she could hear him listening to her song. Unfortunately, the next sound we DON'T hear is his car careening off the road and over a cliff. If my dad left me messages like that, I'd probably eat crackhouses whole too.
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Submitted by get serious on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:50pm.
Why in God's green earth did she post her private cell phone number on her facebook page?
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Wellllll, lemme put it this way. She has added approximately 5000 followers to her twitter in the last 24 hours, simply becuz she spazzed out on SamRo. And now her phone messages have leaked - what was on them? Desperate attempts to hang out with her by a bunch of people including her dad. Having just been hired as Head AttentionWhore for Ungaroo, I'd say she's just doing her job really.
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family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
1234....this is a joke, right?
I mean, there is just no way!
Poor Lindsay...you have to wonder what it is like to be pimped out, for as long as you can remember, and then thrown into the hollywood scene with no one who cares about you, only your money.
Someone obviously needs to step in and help her. She used to be so pretty, and she was a talented actress. She is just a mess now looking for ANYONE to cling on to, and its sad.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
*later*
President Skroob: Did it work? Where's the king?
Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: 1-2-3-4-5
President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes!
President Skroob: That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
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My teenage angst has a body count!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:03pm.
any bets on what her bank pin number is?
anyone?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I'm always down for some Lohan bashing but WOW...what an invasion of privacy. even if her voicemail pin was 1234, so, what? I love coming to this site and reading all the self righteous posts from people who have nothing better to do than listen to a famous person's private voicemails.
You know. Sometimes people are born with no souls. Just sayin'
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Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
"I feel bad for her, she's a lost soul because both her parents are douchebags. I hope she wakes up soon and sorts her shit out before something really awful happens to her.
That's all I've got to say, for what it's worth, I know it's cheesy but that's how I feel...I could never hate her."
You're not alone there. Here stood one of the most promising actresses, coming from Disney (even during the company's zeitgeist before Hannah Montana came around to fuck it all up), and she goes and shits on it.
But I suggest less stories about her farcical life. The less we know what she's doing, the better.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by walker on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:09pm.
Hearing her dad tell her he loves her just breaks my heart.
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Oh fuck off!!!!! That's the wrong kind of talk for a Dlister!!!!! ;-)
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thank you so much for my first hearty non-bitter laugh today.
*lightly pats buttocks*
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any bets on what her bank pin number is?
anyone?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
I half expected a message from Dimitri to pop up.
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That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Dmitri's voice sounds exactly like a guy I went on a blind date with once. He had the ego, too, but not the chutzpah.
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Sad, but true. . .we have all had a Dimitri experience. I don't even want to know what the guy looks like because in my mind he's a composite of every bad date I ever had.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Unfortunately, the next sound we DON'T hear is his car careening off the road and over a cliff.
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LOL! Meanie. But funny.
What an idjit. 1234? Nice.
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Obviously, she is deliberate，if we turning a blind eye to it，she must be angry.
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Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:29pm.
I half expected a message from Dimitri to pop up.
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That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Dmitri's voice sounds exactly like a guy I went on a blind date with once. He had the ego, too, but not the chutzpah.
BloHan is so over. I wish someone would tell her.
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Moo!
I half expected a message from Dimitri to pop up.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
You really have to wonder if a person whose every private moment is public even *wants* a private life anymore. We know too much about her and her People Under The Stairs family. I really wish she would just hire a shuttle from NASA and fly back to Planet Skank for good.
SamRo called BloHan "gross"? Well, what's the problem? She ain't lying!
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Moo!
One of Samantha Ronson's friends or family members needs to step in and set her up with someone already. Or Samantha needs to find somebody -- she's in a business that exposes her to A LOT of people. I'm sure she can easily find someone. Anyone. Anyone to get her away from this piece of trash.
No way can i even listen to these. Reading the comments has brought me up to speed: a)they are nearly impossible to understand and b)Michael Lohan is a creep. Got it. Thanks everyone :)
I can't understand a single fucking word on these messages.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
WOW! her Father is a full on manipulative freakshow!
He has that whole..
"Poor me..I-just-want-to-love-you!" abuser/pedophile lingo down to a tee!
No wonder Lindsay is so screwed up. I wonder if there is anyone in this girl's life who is NOT trying to make a buck off her?
Wow I think the entire Lohan family is fukked in the head. How can a child grow up normal with a frustrated show-mom like Dina and a creepy alcholic felon for a father. Lindsay never had a chance.
Why in God's green earth did she post her private cell phone number on her facebook page? She's just begging for people to not only abuse her phone number & cell, but to have some hacker fuck with her. No brainpower being used here.
Just proves, once again, that WHOREhan is a mentally challenged douchebag...
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You've gotta know some dirty ass people if Mark "Hollywood" Hatton can get your number. Scarey.
I got Ali Lohan's Christmas CD at Big Lots for 50 cents - it'll make a good gag gift. That, and the Olsen Twins puzzle for $1.
Submitted by walker on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:09pm.
Hearing her dad tell her he loves her just breaks my heart.
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Oh fuck off!!!!! That's the wrong kind of talk for a Dlister!!!!! ;-)
Isn't that what the President of Spaceball has on his luggage?
Oh, I'm sorry, its 123456. How silly of me.
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ubmitted by UKer on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:59pm.
ps: is it legal to be broadcasting someone's personal shit on the internet. JUST ASKIN...
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Sure! 4chan does it all the time. So you see, it's perfectly legal!
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:07pm.
can someone translate?
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angel_i can interpret Lindsay's twitter messages, I don't know if she can interpret oral Lindsanese.
can someone translate?
Is it just me? I can't fucking understand 2/3 of what people are saying in those messages.
Nevermind. Apparently not.
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:53pm.
I don't. Having fucked up Parents is not an excuse for the mess she has become, the Universe has given her so many chances and she keeps shitting on them.
I know a lot of people who had it worst and today they have her life together.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:53pm.
I feel bad for her, she's a lost soul because both her parents are douchebags.
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She was born without a soul because both her parents are scumbags.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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ps: is it legal to be broadcasting someone's personal shit on the internet. JUST ASKIN...
This guy is a sad sack of shit.
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Shittake happens...
I feel bad for her, she's a lost soul because both her parents are douchebags. I hope she wakes up soon and sorts her shit out before something really awful happens to her.
That's all I've got to say, for what it's worth, I know it's cheesy but that's how I feel...I could never hate her.
*channels Fred Rogers*
Okay Boys and Girls. Today, we're going to learn how to spell "stupid". Can you repeat after me? L-I-N-D-S-A-Y-L-O-H-A-N. Correct! I knew you could.
*send Fred back to Heaven*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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7-11? Damn I haven't been to one of those in like, forever. I usually go to WAWA because I can take out $5 instead of having to take out $20. God I hate that shit.
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She wants her America back? Go tell that to the Indians.
Ok, so one of those first ones sounded like the dude who played Napoleon Dynamite! ...the fuck?!
She oughta give her dad another chance..even if he was a dick. Bitch needs all the help she can get, and it seems like Michael is at least trying to reach out. Holding grudges will do her no favors in the end.
And anything has to be better than her mother, 'White Oprah'. Woman is CRAZAY!
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."- Oscar Wilde
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/10/2009 -
They all sounded like the adults in a Charlie Brown special.
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Ha! My thoughts exactly!
Listening to these voicemails, much like watching some of Nicolas Roeg's earlier films, was a test in fucking endurance. I kept listening thinking I was going to hear something interesting, or at least be able to understand at least a single word someone spoke, but in the end I just felt empty & confused.
I'll tell ya what I'd *really* like to hear: voicemails left by The Blohan herself (that have actually been transcripted so we don't have to strain to hear what the fuck is being said). Now that would be some fun shit. Probably more like David Lynch than Nicolas Roeg.
FYI dealers talk in code. But seeing as how I couldn' understand most of that shit...
And she either has At&t or her dad does. I had a friend who had At&t and his phone always made that fucked up noise whenever he got to close to the radio.
I'm all out of love
I'm so lost without you
the one where her dad holds the phone up to her song is like the horror version of say anything....
im also bummed there werent more calls like "BITCH wheres my money! you want the bad shit give me the $$$$!!!"
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:58pm
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It's as clear as her twittering. ;)
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
I also couldn't understand that shit. And so disappointed there was a message from a dealer (that we know of).
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
What the fuck was that shit recorded with? And I thought Sprint sucked. I couldn't understand half the shot those crackheads were saying.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:58pm
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Same, ig. They all sounded like the adults in a Charlie Brown special.
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Haha...I had to stop listening because I was only picking up like every 3rd word. She needs to not only switch friends/family, but cellphone services too.
Why thank you, Dee. I pride myself on it. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:58pm.
Prolly because you have an excellent bullshit filter.
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck