Thursday, September 10th 2009
That Poor Rose
Maybe I fell asleep during that part in Beauty and the Beast, but I don't ever remember The Beast doing fellatio with the rose before destroying it....
Anyway, outside of a bar in London last night, Mickey Rourke gave a rose a blow job in front of everyone. Now, I could make some joke about how the flower is a symbol for a chocha, but I really don't think your (or my imaginary) vagina needs that today so I'll refrain for now. Instead, let's focus on Mickey's bulge. That's if your stomach can take it.
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Time to trim the nose hairs Mickey!
What a creep
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I agree with drcocks. I think Mickey's last 15 minutes are up, he's acting like a total fucking asshole. Maybe there's space for him next to Michael Jackson's crypt, cause his time is almost up.
hahaha!! pigeon toed!
Haha. Very hot!
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"Hot babies"???? WTF? What kind of sick shit are you trying to promote here?
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"Hot babies"???? WTF? What kind of sick shit are you trying to promote here?
gag gag gag look at his fingernails. You can see his dick in his pants too. I think he's the grossest human on the planet.
OK, he stole the brown leather pants from Adam Ant in the "Goody Two Shoes" video!
It mystifies me how one can go from being super hot to super disgusting and creepy!!!! WTF.. Karl Lagerfeld meets Fire Marshall Bill!
Pidgeon feet & bedroom slippers?? I am creeped out by Mickey, but I dont hate him, but really now, what is with the slippers? He tries to pull of the motorcycle/rock star look, but his little feeties must ache, so he cant wear real shoes. WTF?
Looking at him its hard to decide: should i feel sorry for him, or should i hate him?
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
He was always fug but now he's fug and nuts!
I'm pretty sure my no-no just cried for mercy.
These are the images which make being single so worth it.
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A rose is a rose is a pose.
He's hung, according to the old pix of him pissing. However, given what his face looks like now I like to think he donated his schlong to someone less fortunate.
Hello Michael.... hot piece behind Mickey in the first four photos!!! I cant believe you didnt mention him!
poor mickey...even gary busey is lookin healthier...but
mickey still looks better than that right wing redneck
john voight....angie must be rolling in her crave
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
With all of this fuckery with the paps and clubbing and blast of attention once again (after he was a virtual untouchable and no one would hire him) I am happy for him. But somehow I don't think he will be able to handle this pace for long. I hope he doesn't go off the rails.
yuck.
wait, what?
Poor rose is right! That thing is dying in his mouth. Meanwhile Mickey is getting a hard-on while raping that delicate flower.
He's wearing those goddamned bedroom slippers AGAIN.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
That rose is trying to go to its special place and think of the Mickey Rourke from 9 1/2 weeks.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
That's one way to accept the Bachelorette's rose.
His clothes are so 90's L.A. hipster metal guy (not a compliment). It just doesn't compute that this is the same person from a couple of decades ago. On the bright side, he seems to be THOROUGHLY enjoying his fame.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:28pm.
For serious. The poor slut who let him near her snatch better make him wear like 3 pairs of latex gloves.
I read your AIC post. I'm jellis! I saw them at Lollapalooza in 1993 in AZ with Layne. One of the my best concert memories.
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
I want to know what's up with Home-skillet's fingernails.
Submitted by drcocks on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:15pm.
He used to be the hottest guy ever. I was so into him for Blue velvet
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Mickey Rourke was in Blue Velvet? The David Lynch film?
No... and Hell NO
Submitted by DeeDee
Creature hands alert in pic #8.
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May the Lord bless and protect the woman that submits to being fingerbanged by this man.
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Over-thinking, over-analyzing separates the body from the mind...
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Creature hands alert in pic #8.
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
He used to be the hottest guy ever. I was so into him for Blue velvet, 9 1/2 weeks. After he did "barfly" with Faye Dunaway (which is a great movie if you haven't seen it) he went to hell. He has had a great chance at a comeback and he is just not going to be able to hold up. I think he must be mentally ill. Too many blows to the head.
Never mind the face...he needs a makeover pronto...cut and fix that greasy hair and change those rags he wears for more age-appropriate clothes. Ugly face or not, he looks ridiculous. And I get the feeling he has dragon breath. Yuk!
He looks like kevin bacon in that first picture.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:04pm.
Sluttsville makes me cry!
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I dunno, MS. She makes me kind of itchy.
Mother Superior...your avie is making me laugh. I'm loving that bra.
I can't wait for his next trick when he shoots butterflies out of his ass! I hear it's totally awesome.
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Over-thinking, over-analyzing separates the body from the mind...
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Sluttsville makes me cry!
Such poetry! :D
You know, some say love, it is a river
that drowns the tender reed
And then some say love, it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed
And then there are some that say love, it is a hunger
An endless aching need
But not me, I say love, it is a flower
And you Mickey, its only seed
He is just the nastiest of nasty nasties.
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:56pm.
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Yeah, you made it out of the Tyra thread....alive.
Ugh. I want so much to hate that fugly fuck but I just can't bring myself to do it. He melted my heart in The Wrestler, he's a fellow chihuahua owner who truly seems to love his dogs & isn't using them as fashion accessories (unlike some celebutards) & he's all about the spaying & neutering of pets, which is something I've been preaching for years. So, repulsive as he is, I still can't help but have a soft spot in my cold heart for the greasy bastard.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:52pm.
LOL he defnitely needs one
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Nice bloody coke nose, loser.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Mental note: for my second tour of duty on earth I'm definitely not coming back as a rose.
i meant DiSaronno ON The Rocks. MK , your slut game is falling off!
How did MK not mention that hot (half) dude in the background? Is the half-face the DiSaronno of The Rocks Guy?
Oh Mickey - you NUT....
That rose is going to sue your ass off! Next time try this with a cactus
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Mickey, a nose hair trimmer would be a good investment.