The Photoshop Awards: The Takers Poster
I have no clue what this Takers movie is about, but based on the poster I'm guessing the "something" everyone is after is NECKS! This shit should be called NECK TAKERS, because none of these motherfuckers on this poster have one! Paul Walker sort of has one, but it's hidden underneath that spandex turtleneck(?!!!?). I mean, what in the fuck?! My drunk computer-illiterate uncle, who thinks an ipod is a type of diaphragm (true story), could do a better Photoshop job than this!
I wish Paul Walker would use his GIGANTIC hands to rip that hat off of Hayden Christensen's head, because SamRo has been asking for it.
And part of me hopes the movie is just like the poster. You know, a bunch of cardboard cut-outs hanging around together, boozing, smoking and TAKING!
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I watched the trailer and the movie looks pretty good...the poster on the other hand...
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
It looks like Chris is nodding off. LOL It's a shame the way they made Paul look. He is one of my crushes! The things I would do to that man...
Anyway! Do the actors get to see this and say "OH HELL NO!" before it's put out? Gee I hope so.
Oh, Idris Elba...yum yum yum
LOL...very funny stuff MK...
It looks like they werent there for the group photo, so they just added the heads on the random bodies...I find it very hard to believe that they all werent available at the same time, c'mon now, how busy would these guys actually be??
And if Matt Dillon is in it, I guess he had enough sense to not pose for this piece of caca? He is hotter than all these douches put together.
"And part of me hopes the movie is just like the poster. You know, a bunch of cardboard cut-outs hanging around together, boozing, smoking"
That would be an awesome movie. I'd pay money to see that.
And what the HELL happened to Hayden Christensen ?? I didn't even recognise him. He used to be so swooony. :(
MK, you make me laugh but this time, you've outdone even yourself. I've never before experienced milk-through-the-nose thing but thanks to you, I have. It was messy, painful but totally worth it. You rule.
Jesus H. Christ Michael K. I almost choked to death laughing.
How the hell is T.I staring in a movie he's in jail!
and give me some Idris. oh, please dear god give me some Idris!
and Chris brown is a arrogant piece of fucking babysnot. that said, FUCK OFF KID!
and Paul Walker can have me anytime, anyday, and anyway he wants!
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Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 11:01pm.
Ocean's 7-11?
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Ocean's 7-11?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:45pm.
In the 50s there was the Rat Pack. In the 80s, the Brat Pack. Now what in hell is this shit?
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A bunch of totally unrelated guys in a movie together...?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:45pm.
In the 50s there was the Rat Pack. In the 80s, the Brat Pack. Now what in hell is this shit?
The Fanny Pack.
@check me boo: Ahh! I see. I rested on my laurels there:)
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I thought that WAS SamRo in the middle! I thought she was looking pretty good for her - you know, the photoshop & all.
MK i must object. Usually "Photoshop Award" is a true statement of talent. Who did this poster? a middle-schooler? It is the WORST photoshop and deserves only a bad reward.
I guess T.I. will be in prison for the premiere. Have not heard a thing about this "film." Maybe good? have doubts. Love the SamRo/Hayden comparison.
paul walker and idris elba...i might have to watch this crap just to look at those two...
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:13pm.
How can Rogen be part of that? He's way too new. Who's Hill..? (Yeah yeah, I should know - the name's to common, my brain won't connect)
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he did anchorman, the 40 year old virgin, superbad, knocked up, pineapple express...and he's been writing since 2001, apparently. (thanks imdb!)
but yeah, he's done quite a few big name movies, and frat boys love him.
Jonah Hill. The fat kid from Superbad.
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:29pm.
@angel_i...I don't know what it is about him...I am just glad I am not alone in this little obsession.
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Who ever that is in the middle, he looks like JOEY LAWRENCE from "Blossom" and "Half and Half"
my bad on the double post
@angel_i...I don't know what it is about him...I am just glad I am not alone in this little obsession.
Well I guess Chris Brown has street cred now that he is a real-life criminal.
This looks hilarious, they just look so random and thrown together...
Although when it comes to Idris Elba, I'd hit it from all angles.
I used to be hot for Hayden, then he got all greasy-looking on me.
Well I guess Chris Brown has street cred now that he is a real-life criminal.
This looks hilarious, they just look so random and thrown together...
Although when it comes to Idris Elba, I'd hit it from all angles.
I used to be hot for Hayden, then he got all greasy-looking on me.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:20pm.
I am hot for Hayden Christensen...there, I said it.
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O no you di-ent! *I* am hot for Hayden Christensen!
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Maybe they dint pay there NECK TAX!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:45pm.
In the 50s there was the Rat Pack. In the 80s, the Brat Pack. Now what in hell is this shit?
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The Ass-Pack
I am hot for Hayden Christensen...there, I said it.
That IS Chris Brown. O well - fuck this movie then. They must be REALLY damn happy about that. Ha!
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O come now! That one guy in the back has a neck! Picky, picky!
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Submitted by check me boo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:11pm.
actually, the frat pack is Rogen/Hill/Sandler/Reilly/Farrell...you know, the recent comedic stars.
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How can Rogen be part of that? He's way too new. Who's Hill..? (Yeah yeah, I should know - the name's to common, my brain won't connect)
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actually, the frat pack is Rogen/Hill/Sandler/Reilly/Farrell...you know, the recent comedic stars.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:45pm.
The Frat Pack
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I wanna know how they made two vodka tonics and a tini out of one bottle of champagne.
In the 50s there was the Rat Pack. In the 80s, the Brat Pack. Now what in hell is this shit?
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Stringer motherfucking Bell... Idris!!! That's that dude... I'd fuck them all and at the same time..
Still LMAO at SamRo in the middle there.
I laughed through that ENTIRE post! Love your work!
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Are we sure Hayden is in this movie? It looks more like Samantha Ronson.
Is that the fucking star wars guy in the middle?
He looks a mess in a suit. Some Dougie Howser shit.
Seriously he looks like the kind of guy who needs to borrow his best friend's car for the night to go on a date.
This poster is somehow making me sad like an After School Special kind of sad.
I'm with miss loveintx, Paul Walker is alright to look at. And if they wanted some hot black men they should have cast Common (who is a good actor too) or that hot piece from the wire.. Stringer Bell! Who is he again? He was in the craptastic beyonce movie too. I'd see it then. Otherwise, eh. The neckless situation now makes me not take this seriously. Who photoshopped the necks away?!
Paul Walker is a decent enough actor. I loved the movie with the huskies- 8 below or something? I cried my ass off in that movie. For that flick Paul gets a pass on any shitty movies. He was good in some revenge movie too with Vera Farmiga. I need to get my ass to IMDB.
i'm loling so hard over this poster/MK's commentary right now.
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I'm too drunk to give a damn what the premise of this movie is...however anything involving Paul Walker (finest white man alive) and Idris Elba (finest black man alive)must be a great film!! *two thumbs up*!!
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I love Paul Walker! I didn't even notice there are 5 other people in the picture until you all started talking about them! He's co-starred with me in many of my fantasies....
Something about guys sitting around posing in suits acting all "Vegas" really makes me wanna punch em in the face. Like Ocean's 11. I really wanna beat up Hayden the most. Then Paul.
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