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Violet Hobaugh - Here's another one we can file under: Memaws are not the one! This is 92-year-old Violet of Lebanon County, Pennsylvania. Violet lives without running water or electricity and that's the way she loves it! And if you disagree with her, she'll take a switch to your head!
Violet is somewhat of a neighborhood legend, because she's not afraid to beat a bitch who comes sniffing around her house. Violet says that the electric company has "cased" her house before and is trying to get her to buy just a little service, but she's not about to waste her money on stupid things like electricity! The last time dudes from the electric company came by, she chased them off with a crowbar. Violet said, "I say what I think. I don't pull any punches."
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She is one bad ass Memaw. I want to be just like her when I grow up.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
chased them off with a crowbar? really? just picture that scene in your head.
wait, what?
It's Mother Abagail!
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
92 yo and without electricity and the bare necessities, that's a shame, what if she trips and falls in the dark, she's alone and this makes me have the sads. She can say she's okay, but she's lonely no doubt.
This is a ho after my own heart!
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 9:30am.
and ?% of the world's population is still being born.
Thanks Deb, now I want a sweet lebanon sandwich.
Go Violet!! I've felt like taking a crowbar to a few bitches myself. If I live to be 92, I just might do it. :-)
How much will meemaw want electricity when a life-saving defibrillator won't run on moonshine????
2Di4: Good luck! I hope you go into labor tonight and have a smooth delivery! The best advice I can give you is if they induce your labor (with Pitocin) and put you on monitors, have them check you for cervical dilation on a frequent basis, with internal exams and not just looking at the monitor strip. Insist on this, or have someone else insist for you if you're too distracted.
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Team Violet!
Sweet Lebanon Bologna rocks! Violet reminds me why my home state is called "Pennsyltucky".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If it was good enough for our forefathers...then its good enough for her.
Wonder if she takes a dump in the woods or a bucket?
...yea, I'm immature that way.
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Her name is Violet...more like Violent
God bless her. If you've lived like this your whole life, then you know how to work it.
FIERCE!
Nothing like a crowbar-touting, feisty, memaw!
My guess is it is a clothesline, yep. I'm sure she pumps her water out of a well or something. Could be a phone line too from her kids so they can check in on her now and then but I bet she makes them pay for it.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL: "...We've only had electrical power for about 100 years, and people got along fine without it before then."
Exactly. There was a teaser this morning about home birth: "When we return, we'll take a closer look at the EXTREME NEW TREND!!!"
Oh. You mean the way humans have been born since the beginning of time?
That memaw is hard core! She'd be the last one standing during a biological attack or nuclear electric burnout. Them flies should have adapted already, she put holes in the evolutionary theory.
And, she is a little scary looking with that fly swatter in the photo!
How do places get condemned for no running water and she doesn't have to have it? *ponders*
I'm into not being so self reliant on modern technology (as I type on my laptop using Wifi LOL) but I have to get my shower on! I simply cannot go the way of Little House on the Prairie and heat up water for the trough and 10 people bath in it. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I think I like her...a lot. Simplicity, baby.
ROTFL!! Thanks, Jack!
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Having a baby D-Lister like any second now...
Living off the grid...now that is bad ass!
Submitted by 2Di4 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:50am.
LOL. Spent 9 months trying to get out and 37 years trying to get back in!!
Congratulations and good luck.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Yet her vibrator is battery-powered. Hypocrite? You decide.
I thought her last name was "Hobag", too.
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If she's happy, not hurting anyone and can take care of herself, who the hell cares?
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Nope! This baby has decided that life on the outside ain's so great, so he's staying in his luxury one-bedroom condo where he gets free food and a free kickboxing gym membership. Can't say I blame him!
However, the leasing office has decided to evict him next week if he doesn't move out on his own this weekend.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:35am.
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No bebeh yet?
My brother lives in Leb Co. I think they put something in the bologna there or maybe they're breathing toxic fumes from the Hershey factory because there are some seriously wacky people there.
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Submitted by shandi on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:19am.
shhhh youre ruining it for meeee. i want to not like her..geesh. lol
Raul you sick bastard, I think I love you XoXo
How come I couldn't have had a cool granny like this old bag?!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Jill, mine was foul! She would also tell dirty jokes like nobody's business.
Oh, and she mixed her gin with water because she claimed that it was the carbonated mix that gave you a hangover, not the booze. God bless her.
IG...I never heard my grandma swear!
Jill, I think our grannies must have been separated at birth. Did yours curse like a sailor too?
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She is holding an old-style fly swatter and I think that "cable" is clothesline.
If she's happy and getting along just fine
without using electricity, why not leave her
alone ? We've only had electrical power
for about 100 years, and people got along
fine without it before then.
I can't use an outhouse though. No way.
I have to have indoor plumbing. So yes,
I am spoiled. happy and spoiled.
Can you have telephone service without
electricity ?
My old phone isn't plugged
into electricy, just plugged into the
phone jack. Don't know how that works.
you should come here!!!!
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
I thought Reading was the armpit of PA?
I am more from the "Uncle Daddy" section of PA where almost everyone has a limp and/or missing teefs. Mullet optional. Steelers garb is de rigueur.
This little old granny reminds me of my own beloved grandmother, except mine was tougher.
She dyed her hair bright red, wore hot pink nail polish, and smoked 4 packs of home-rolled Bugler cigarettes a day. Loved to listen to The Pirates on the radio and made her own little score card of each game. Also loved gin.
Personally, I love her.
There is a camera crew there and they bring their own power source. I imagine that cable belongs to them, either for lighting or sound.
No running water. Eww. I bet she is a bit 'ripe' smelling.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Finally, some JO material.
WOW!
Another nutjob from that part of Pennsylvania!
Kate Gosselin grew up down the road from her
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:10am
they should have taken better care not to show the cable. and if she has no power what is the camera crew plugging into ppfftt...
team bp and rudy
MK's response to my outrage:
There a camera crew there. Probably from them. Sorry to burst your theory bitch
xoxox
Damn, didn't think of that.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
The minute this bitch needs a respirator she'll be begging the electric company for their service. Haha.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:04am
totally agree...this woman has ruined my day..i had my hopes up so high for brad and rudy
damn you mk for ruining my dreams lol
It could be a rope. Or a length of cable she found in the woods that she hangs in case she needs to choke a bitch.
the white cord is for her "Flashdance" water bucket in a lawn chair routine... yes.. *hangs head*... i've seen it
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
IG, never too early for dlisted humour.
green, Violet here needs to be stripped of her title Semenya style.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Surprised she doesn't live in Susquehanna County. Lot's of people live like that there. Paying for lights means cutting into drinking money. It's the armpit of PA.