Bitch, Can You See?!
Okay, that was a dumb question. Of course, Alien Princess RiRi can see through those things thanks to her intergalactic powers. However, if one of us peons put those lifeblockers on the only thing we'd be able to see clearly is how much of an asshole we look like.
For serious! My ass would be stumbling all over the place like a drunk Lohan during a game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." I'd be falling on bitches, pissing in the punch bowl thinking it was the toilet, grabbing crotches on accident and snatching other people's drinks out of their hands. Hmm...that doesn't sound so bad actually. Those glasses will may you look like a total fool, but at least you'll have an excuse for being able to do whatever the hell you want! Be right back, I'm going to go make my own using spray paint and tiny egg crates.
Here's more of RiRi wearing Grace Jones' pajamas and sleeping mask at Fashion Night Out in NYC last night.
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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
FUCK!,why oh why does she have to look like such an idiot all the time?...she dresses like an idiot
she's all made up like some painted faced hooker
she just looks ridiculous!...smug,self assured all
manner of hanger on,body guard,sychophant surround
her,what was the title of her last hit?,was it My
Um-bar-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh thing a few years back?
Stupid shit 'song',she probably wrote the lyrics to it on the dunny...or one of her baboons wrote
it for her while flinging their feces at her..
I wish she'd just go away!
Tevness...(where's my pipe!?)
Couldn't her dresser/fashion-whore at least fit the frames to her face? She looks like she's in round 3.
This might be some of your funniest shit evER! You deserve a Pulitzer Prizes! Yes, plural!
My sis got a magazine in school with Rihanna on the cover saying what her relationship can teach teens about respecting loved ones LOL
There were pictures of the two together smiling and the after the inccident riri all whatever her look is trying to be and chris brown on court..I didnt read it tho,I wasnt bathroom material.
don't like her
wait, what?
I've really learned to hate this ho - yeah, you're oh so tough and edgy, Ri Ri! You let your boyfriend beat you bloody, and still want to be able to see and fuck him when you want, against court orders.
Fucking "lady" my left tit! Get the f* outta here with that shite. She's always boasting about being a strong rebel, but in my opinion, she's full of hot air.
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
I thought the Kanye shutter shades were dumb too b/c you couldn't see crap in them, but this is even worse! I'd expect this from Lady Gaga as some sort of 'performance art' showing life as a blind person.
That's cool. Now we know what it says:
Such a fucking lady. Wait your turn.
Do we understand it?
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family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Beyond ridiculous, and what's with that stupid fucking purse, oh she's so edgy that RiRi (major eye rolls). She really annoys the fuck outta me, I wanna slap the taste out her mouf.
Did Lady Gaga attack Rihoho in a dark alley and sartorially attack her?
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Submitted by gia on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:22pm.
She looks absurd...Plus, arent her eyes her best feature? Why cover them up with that tacky crap?
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She vants to be alone.
@little_rascal: Hey ho! I actually had to work yesterday, the nerve of my evil overlords! I shall check out the action I missed on the Douchebag Mayer thread at once!
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Bottom-feeder.
She looks absurd...Plus, arent her eyes her best feature? Why cover them up with that tacky crap?
She looks like Lady Gaga circa 2007.
Who knew RiRi would have to resort to stealing that tranny's looks? And not even from the good period (by good I mean most ludicrious).
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 10:27am.
Did you see Lady CaCa's thunderthighs?
Yup. She's hung, too.
I think Rihanna and GaGa are having a little game of oneupmanship in the weird fashion dept.
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Shittake happens...
If she took off those glasses maybe she could see that dress is all kinds of wrong for her body.
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Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
@ Plecostomus
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Pleco, you're back with vengeance!
You were sorely missed yesterday, especially on the awesome John "I never buttered her muffin" Mayer post.
I wasn't even going to read this one and I'm so glad I did, that was hysterical. Where can I buy a pair??
@ Tristram
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Whoa!Thanks for the link. Did you see Lady CaCa's thunderthighs?
Made me choke on my toasted bagel :-(
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 10:21am.
RiRi is becoming a classic case of "fashion victim".
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Could that be why she's dressed in mourning?
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Bottom-feeder.
'Every stangers eyes" you read my mind that outfit makes me feel violent. And I apoligize too. Then again Chris Browns bowtie on Larry King made me want to slap his ass down too. Wow those too were made for each other. The part I don't get is RiRi actuall was pretty before she started with the alien sci fi hair and clothes. These people have the worst handlers. Between Chris Brown groveling himself into an early career grave and Rhinna parading around like a rejected robot from I robot it makes me wonder has Scientology gotten a hold of them. Oh wait maybe Ri Ri is the second coming of L Ron or better yet Zenu.
RiRi is becoming a classic case of "fashion victim".
Here's a side-by-side comparison of Rhianna and Gaga:
http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/09/riri-vs-gaga.html
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Is anyone else becoming sick of her and her hot topic fashions? Look at me I'm RiRi in another silly costume. *Yawn*
"I'm going to go make my own using spray paint and tiny egg crates."
Bwhahahahahaha! *sprays coffee out of nose*
Make me a pair while you're at it, huh?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Dumb cunt, such a poseur. HEr annoying expressionless face in each picture is so artificial.
Bitch, you ain't no Nina Hagen. She's the real deal.
These costumes cover up your knowledge that deep down you're mediocre to the core, with a mediocre real name and humble beginnings. Nice try.
Someone is holding her hand a lot in these pictures...I doubt she can really see with them on.
When did she get so fat, by the way? When did this happen, people? This emsemble is a clear cry for attention. You got it, babe!!
ho be turning into kanye. I seen dat!
She looks fucking ri-DIC-u-lous!! Grace Jones should beat her with something, anything!!! For channeling Grace Jones, she gets a F-. And the make-up is just terrible! I bet she thinking, "Motherfuckers, Im FIERCE!" Wrong, bitch. Dead wrong.
Riri is trying to hard to be Lady Caca - dark.
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She's become quite the robot: I know that anime is popular but...
I'm on Ri overload, thankyouverymuch.
Submitted by F-listed on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 9:19am.
i thought she was broke? so shes a wonna be with no money and no class...
A true example of ghetto with money. No class. Since when imitating GaGa was "in" ?
Fierce! NOT.
LOL mk!!!
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:59am.
Why, thank you, ma'am. *putting on Sister Ledge*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:48am.
bahahahahah
perhasp looking for a snack?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:36am.
The only thing RiRi is good for is showing movies on her forehead during camping trips
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ha ha! add tyra and you can have a double feature.
She's a pretty girl but she doesn't have legs like Grace Jones. Nice try though, RiRi. That hoodie think would look good on that batshit crazy Naomi Campbell.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:55am.
Audrey Hepburn had the same purse.
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Submitted by Amanda on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:43am.
Can anyone make out what is on her purse??
Something..fucking lady..something your turn.
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It says "Such a Fucking Lady/Wait Your Turn". Cue: eye roll. She's so whack. The Queen of trying too hard. Why do her legs look like they've seen the sun in the past week, yet her face looks like she was made up by Dita Von Tesse? And she can't sing!!! If she's still around 5 years from now I would be shocked.
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:47am.
It's 'Such a fucking lady. Wait your turn'.
Audrey Hepburn had the same purse.
Get over yourself. You look foolish.
Does anyone even like this chick anymore??
God nothing but a wanna be...do these people EVER work??
May her bedazzler run out of rhinestones.
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Submitted by Amanda on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:43am.
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It's 'Such a fucking lady. Wait your turn'.
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Submitted by luvalishus on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:36am
i think she looks like a stupid twat...but i guess its all a matter of opinion lol